in 1988, i went with my buddies to boston for a long weekend. for those 4 days, all we ate was junk,junk and more junk.. from pizza's to mcd's, to wendy's, to KFC, back to pizza's, etc... and tons of cake, bars, etc.. i did not do a #2 for the whole 4 days, till the last day before we checked out. so i went to the can and broke a record for biggest log.. the boys were so impressed, they freaked. they'd never seen anything like it....they convinced me to leave it there for the maids to see.. i swear to god i will never forget their reaction as one by one went in there to clean the room. they'd walk in and 15 secs later, the 2 would pour out in shock like they just seen a dead person. then they'd call 2 more maids to go in and check it and same reaction 15 secs later. 5 min later, there was a gang of 18 of them outside our room discussing the event. we were in the car hiding and watching. i wish i had a camera those days to film that moment.
boys, today is a proud day in the santoro residence. i am happy to say that after 23 yrs, today, i broke that record from 1988 in that boston motel.. i have been on a very high fibre diet.. i was so impressed that i had to show someone.. i called the GF to show her and she smacked me so hard, i still feel it. (she was obviously jealous cause she can't compete with me).. then i went to call Ethel the old neighbor from #711 and when she saw it, she said.. "oh my" and left.. then i went to Mildred of #719, another old lady and she said... "oh dear"..but she did look impressed.. btw, lots of seniors here. it was such a proud moment for me, that i just had to show it..
so here is the question for 25 sbr points. how long in inches and cm's was my crap today? i measured it with my measuring tape, then tossed the tape in the garbage bag.. i will buy a new one monday. i need to know EXACTLY.. answer it like this.. 2.4 inches, 7.6 inches.. 11.4 inches.. i didn't make answer like this..7.385 inches, etc.. only 1 decimal point.
whoever gets it first and exactly, wins the 25 sbr poiints.
boys, this is a very proud day for nicky santoro. today, after 23 yrs, history was made..
boys, today is a proud day in the santoro residence. i am happy to say that after 23 yrs, today, i broke that record from 1988 in that boston motel.. i have been on a very high fibre diet.. i was so impressed that i had to show someone.. i called the GF to show her and she smacked me so hard, i still feel it. (she was obviously jealous cause she can't compete with me).. then i went to call Ethel the old neighbor from #711 and when she saw it, she said.. "oh my" and left.. then i went to Mildred of #719, another old lady and she said... "oh dear"..but she did look impressed.. btw, lots of seniors here. it was such a proud moment for me, that i just had to show it..
so here is the question for 25 sbr points. how long in inches and cm's was my crap today? i measured it with my measuring tape, then tossed the tape in the garbage bag.. i will buy a new one monday. i need to know EXACTLY.. answer it like this.. 2.4 inches, 7.6 inches.. 11.4 inches.. i didn't make answer like this..7.385 inches, etc.. only 1 decimal point.
whoever gets it first and exactly, wins the 25 sbr poiints.
boys, this is a very proud day for nicky santoro. today, after 23 yrs, history was made..
well in that case it had to be a coiler....in the 14.3 inch range 
