Hey Opie, whats the secret with those teeth?

[DiggityDaggityDo]

I'm not going to ask about the hair because there is still no proof that it is real. It could be a rug.

But those teeth... how do you keep them as white as an Albino's ass?

[Wiggums5]

vaneers

[DiggityDaggityDo]

vaneers

Wiggums, it's gotta be vaneers. Nobody has teeth that white.

[Wiggums5]

it's from all those "winners" he picks

[William Walters]

ZOOOOOOOM! All the rich guys have nice chompers.

[doublej95]

money boys can buy you the nice things in life

[opie1988]

it's from all those "winners" he picks

That stings, Wig. I don't come down to McDonald's and heckle you at your job.

[doublej95]

That stings, Wig. I don't come down to McDonald's and heckle you at your job.

[Wiggums5]

That stings, Wig. I don't come down to McDonald's and heckle you at your job.

This college education I'm paying for currently should get me a job better than Mcdonalds

[opie1988]

This college education I'm paying for currently should get me a job better than Mcdonalds

No doubt.

Didn't know you were that young. Good for you, brother. Limitless possibilities at this point in your life. I hope you take full advantage of all of them. All the best, pal.

[Wiggums5]

No doubt.

Didn't know you were that young. Good for you, brother. Limitless possibilities at this point in your life. I hope you take full advantage of all of them. All the best, pal.

thanks opie, i wish you the best as well, keep doing your thing and win POTM

[Swinging Johnson]

That stings, Wig. I don't come down to McDonald's and heckle you at your job.

Leave it to Opie. Fukkin guy pulls off a scathing one liner and buries Wiggum and 4 posts later has Wiggum eating out of the palm of his hand. Let's just call Opie the fukkin guvnah of SBR and be done with it. This guy has more moves than Ex-Lax.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

This guy ignores me like I am a nobody. Unreal.

[King Mayan]

Diggity, going to the dentist pal...

[Swinging Johnson]

This guy ignores me like I am a nobody. Unreal.

Don't let it get you down Triple D. He likes to slum it with the Great Unwashed Masses at his convenience. While you and I are bangin away at the keyboard, he's bangin away at something else right about now. Then he'll shower up in his Italian marbled shower and emerge with a crisp linen robe with his initials embroidered in Old English on one side and his family crest on the other.

Damn that Opie, damn him I say! Let's storm the Bastille and make him wear a pair of our old crusty boxers or force him to watch a game on our 13 inch Zenith. He probably buys the Colgate Total Protection because....well, he can! It's just not fair dammit.

[opie1988]

This guy ignores me like I am a nobody. Unreal.

Never ignore you, my man!

Video on the way about this very thread. Clearing this issue up once and for all!

Johnson..........my man!

[Smoke]

Never ignore you, my man!

Video on the way about this very thread. Clearing this issue up once and for all!

Johnson..........my man!

[opie1988]

Porcelain Veneers.

Only way to go.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

[Smoke]

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Smokie, Opie posted a video about this a long time ago like he said he would.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

[Smoke]

Daggles i never saw it

[Smoke]

Ok see now

[Smoke]

Wow he looks so young

He is banged up nowadays

[jjgold]

Opie paints his fukkin teeth white??

What does he use??

Oil paint or Gloss?

[opie1988]

Wow he looks so young

He is banged up nowadays

That's what 20k posts will do to a fella.

[Smoke]

That's what 20k posts will do to a fella.

Does Mrs Opie still approve? In the sack that is..

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

I would not say he looks younger than his age.

He was born in '88 right?

He looks about 26-27

Very successful for a young guy.

[Smoke]

Old video moiest

He look 58 now

Banged up and barreled in

[Seaweed]

Gargle with baking soda and sea salt

[TheLock]

That stings, Wig. I don't come down to McDonald's and heckle you at your job.

I LOL'd.