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  • RageWizard
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    • 09-01-06
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    #36
    Originally posted by The HG
    Bones is exactly the type of white woman I would do anything to get my hands on. Oh man life would be so wonderful if I could. What could someone use to get her? Coke? Opium? Alcohol? Roofies? TELL ME, please I need to know this stuff.
    Unless your name is Tom Brady or the dude who she is currently hanging on, I think you would need to kidnap her. Eventually then you would need to kill her because when she got away she would go directly to the cops with a story of how you knocked her in the head and she went out like a light. Strangely enough she would never thank you for fixing the crazy eye thing.
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    • The HG
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      • 11-01-06
      • 3566

      #37
      Originally posted by RageWizard
      Unless your name is Tom Brady or the dude who she is currently hanging on, I think you would need to kidnap her. Eventually then you would need to kill her because when she got away she would go directly to the cops with a story of how you knocked her in the head and she went out like a light. Strangely enough she would never thank you for fixing the crazy eye thing.
      No no that's not what I want. I'd want her to want to be there, that's why I would need to lure her, you see what I'm saying? When those blacks and chinese lured white women with opium and coke, the white women wanted to be there, at least for the time being, you see what I'm saying? I would want to see the look of cross-eyed desire in her eyes, or at least in one of them, or whatever. However desire displays itself in the eyes of the cross-eyed.

      And I would NEVER want to fix her cross-eyed sh*t, I wasn't even that into her until I saw the cross-eyed/big-titty combo on that video she posted.
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      • Robyn
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        • 02-05-08
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        #38
        Originally posted by imgv94
        Hilarious
        Yeah...I'm not very good with drug lingo. Especially drugs that make me feel like a worthless human being. I have had this conversation with potheads in the past. They always say "You are just smoking the wrong stuff".

        WRONG.

        I've tried expensive stuff and I've tried cheap stuff. It all makes me feel like ass.
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        • BrUno0
          SBR Wise Guy
          • 03-30-08
          • 574

          #39
          Originally posted by Robyn
          Ewwwwww! That stuff makes me want to sleep. And potheads scare me.
          marijuana is so great, you can do it daily, and you can get stoned pretty much before anything, pot mixes with everything, and everything is better when you're stoned!

          Other stuff like Lsd or acid, E, all call for only specific situations, their use is very situational, as many other drugs are.

          also swede, how many people do you know who have overdosed from LSD?
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          • imgv94
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            • 11-16-05
            • 17192

            #40
            Originally posted by Robyn
            Yeah...I'm not very good with drug lingo. Especially drugs that make me feel like a worthless human being. I have had this conversation with potheads in the past. They always say "You are just smoking the wrong stuff".
            WRONG.

            I've tried expensive stuff and I've tried cheap stuff. It all makes me feel like ass.
            I feel ya, not on weed cause I'm in Cali and we have the best here but with another popular drug that doesn't seem to work..
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            • BrUno0
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              • 03-30-08
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              #41
              Originally posted by imgv94
              I feel ya, not on weed cause I'm in Cali and we have the best here but with another popular drug that doesn't seem to work..
              what do you mean doesn't work? You don't get high from smoking weed, or you just don't like the high you get with smoking weed?
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              • RageWizard
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                • 09-01-06
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                #42
                Originally posted by The HG
                No no that's not what I want. I'd want her to want to be there, that's why I would need to lure her, you see what I'm saying? When those blacks and chinese lured white women with opium and coke, the white women wanted to be there, at least for the time being, you see what I'm saying? I would want to see the look of cross-eyed desire in her eyes, or at least in one of them, or whatever. However desire displays itself in the eyes of the cross-eyed.

                And I would NEVER want to fix her cross-eyed sh*t, I wasn't even that into her until I saw the cross-eyed/big-titty combo on that video she posted.
                Well then, I used cocaine back when I was in the army in '85 pretty sucessfully. I didn't use it my self that much but I would have a couple of grams on me almost constantly. Swede doesn't strike me as the coke whore type but then again she may not even know what that stuff does to a woman due to not trying it. My wife never used it either until I turned her onto some about 15 years ago. Now from time to time she has a request for a 8-ball on special occasions. When she request this I know that I better bring energy drinks for myself at the very least. My dealer also sells some viagra because coke does your schlong no good and makes it useless.
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                • ShamsWoof10
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                  • 11-15-06
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                  #43
                  Originally posted by Robyn
                  Yeah...I'm not very good with drug lingo. Especially drugs that make me feel like a worthless human being. I have had this conversation with potheads in the past. They always say "You are just smoking the wrong stuff".

                  WRONG.

                  I've tried expensive stuff and I've tried cheap stuff. It all makes me feel like ass.
                  It effects everyone differant but I would say you have not done it enough... I was like that in the beginning but after a couple years my body got adjusted and I can do just about anything when I burn trees...

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                  • imgv94
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                    • 11-16-05
                    • 17192

                    #44
                    Originally posted by BrUno0
                    what do you mean doesn't work? You don't get high from smoking weed, or you just don't like the high you get with smoking weed?
                    Read it again.. I mentioned "another popular drug" doesn't get me high. Weed gets me high, I get crazy high off Weed dude.

                    Especially some of that sticky icky icky.
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                    • imgv94
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                      • 11-16-05
                      • 17192

                      #45
                      Originally posted by ShamsWoof10
                      It effects everyone differant but I would say you have not done it enough... I was like that in the beginning but after a couple years my body got adjusted and I can do just about anything when I burn trees...

                      Not done it enough? I've never heard of that one.
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                      • Robyn
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                        • 02-05-08
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                        #46
                        You guys are speaking Chinese. Sticky icky icky??
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                        • BrUno0
                          SBR Wise Guy
                          • 03-30-08
                          • 574

                          #47
                          Originally posted by imgv94
                          Read it again.. I mentioned "another popular drug" doesn't get me high. Weed gets me high, I get crazy high off Weed dude.

                          Especially some of that sticky icky icky.
                          ah i see, misread what you were saying, care sharing what that other popular drug might be?
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                          • ShamsWoof10
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                            • 11-15-06
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                            #48
                            Originally posted by imgv94
                            Not done it enough? I've never heard of that one.
                            Yeah.. when I first started smoking I passed out here and there... Now I can smoke a pound and won't pass out... I usually get high before working out... I couldn't or wouldn't have done anything like that when I first started smoking...

                            I max. squat, bench, and military when I am high which is more work then most who don't smoke do in a day... Don't get me wrong I can't smoke a blunt and work out... A blunt is OVER KILL bigtime....

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                            • curious
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                              • 07-20-07
                              • 9093

                              #49
                              Originally posted by The HG
                              I don't know, I'm very confused about all this. I thought you get white women with alcohol (usually either brightly-colored "fruity" drinks, or faux-sophisticated "cocktail" drinks) and roofies.

                              How do you get white women with coke or opium? Can you?
                              You get white women with a good investment portfolio. Who comes up with this nonsense?
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                              • imgv94
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 11-16-05
                                • 17192

                                #50
                                You smoke weed and then workout? Wow
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                                • ShamsWoof10
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 11-15-06
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                                  #51
                                  Originally posted by imgv94
                                  You smoke weed and then workout? Wow
                                  OH HELL YEAH... it's great... I'll take two bong rips and load up the squat rack...

                                  I am ULLLLLLTRA Paranoid when I lift and I do it very carefully and controlled...

                                  I've played FULL CONTACT FULL EQUIPMENT Football before.. That was pretty interesting... Talk about paranoid...

                                  Originally posted by The HG
                                  Bones is exactly the type of white woman I would do anything to get my hands on. Oh man life would be so wonderful if I could. What could someone use to get her? Coke? Opium? Alcohol? Roofies? TELL ME, please I need to know this stuff.
                                  HA!

                                  I jock when other posters call her BONES...

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                                  • RageWizard
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                                    • 09-01-06
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                                    #52
                                    Originally posted by curious
                                    You get white women with a good investment portfolio. Who comes up with this nonsense?

                                    Yep so true.
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                                    • matskralc
                                      SBR High Roller
                                      • 11-26-07
                                      • 202

                                      #53
                                      Originally posted by swede96
                                      Dude, we're talking about a history channel documentary, not Rock or Love II...I think there's probably fact behind both of those answers.
                                      The History Channel has a somewhat laughable reputation among most actual scholars.
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                                      • ShamsWoof10
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                                        • 11-15-06
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                                        #54
                                        Originally posted by matskralc
                                        The History Channel has a somewhat laughable reputation among most actual scholars.
                                        This is one of the few posters that really have a grip on things... I figured this out in a few other threads this poster has made comments in...

                                        See I don't think all of you are stupid.. just most of you..

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                                        • swede96
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                                          • 12-05-07
                                          • 3875

                                          #55
                                          Originally posted by The HG
                                          Bones is exactly the type of white woman I would do anything to get my hands on. Oh man life would be so wonderful if I could. What could someone use to get her? Coke? Opium? Alcohol? Roofies? TELL ME, please I need to know this stuff.
                                          Weed, alcohol and shiny things.
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                                          • swede96
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 12-05-07
                                            • 3875

                                            #56
                                            Originally posted by ShamsWoof10
                                            It effects everyone differant but I would say you have not done it enough... I was like that in the beginning but after a couple years my body got adjusted and I can do just about anything when I burn trees...

                                            I have one friend that just couldn't handle it. He'd puke every time he smoked. Everyone is different. I used to be able to function on the stuff. Now that I'm older, I don't even like to leave the house when I'm high. Paranoia is a shitty thing.
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                                            • swede96
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                                              • 12-05-07
                                              • 3875

                                              #57
                                              Originally posted by ShamsWoof10
                                              Yeah.. when I first started smoking I passed out here and there... Now I can smoke a pound and won't pass out... I usually get high before working out... I couldn't or wouldn't have done anything like that when I first started smoking...

                                              I max. squat, bench, and military when I am high which is more work then most who don't smoke do in a day... Don't get me wrong I can't smoke a blunt and work out... A blunt is OVER KILL bigtime....



                                              I think back to how many of those things I used to smoke and the money it cost me and it makes me sick. Blunts are fun, but when it's just you and one other person you're just asking to be useless for the day.
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                                              • pico
                                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                • 04-05-07
                                                • 27321

                                                #58
                                                Originally posted by swede96
                                                Weed, alcohol and shiny things.
                                                cute.
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                                                • pico
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                                                  • 04-05-07
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                                                  #59
                                                  Originally posted by swede96


                                                  I think back to how many of those things I used to smoke and the money it cost me and it makes me sick. Blunts are fun, but when it's just you and one other person you're just asking to be useless for the day.
                                                  during the summer months when nothing is going on besides MLB, i go on a marathon and become useless for a month.

                                                  towards end of the month, i can only feel something when i smoke a blunt in the morning.
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