Top 5 People You Want To Go Hunting With Dick Cheney

[raiders72001]

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BeantownJim:


TOP 5 PEOPLE YOU WANT TO GO HUNTING WITH DICK CHENEY

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BOYS I HAVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS BOZO DICK CHENEY AND I HAVE COMPILED A LIST OF THE TOP 5 PEOPLE I WOULD LOVE TO SEE GO HUNTING WITH DICK CHENEY AND TAKE A LITTLE SHAPPMETAL AND TAKE SOME LEAD.BOYS I COULD HAVE THOUGHT OF A HUNDRED PEOPLE BUT THESE ARE MY TOP 5.FEEL FREE TO ADD YOUR OWN.

# 5 DONALD TRUMP MAN DOES THIS COCKY F-CK BUG ME HE SUCKS AT GOLF AND THEY SAY HE IS A 5 HANDICAPP 5 HANDICAPP MY ARSE.I WOULD LOVE TO SEE DICK CHENY TAKE HIM OUT TO THE RANCH AND SAY (HEY DONALD LOOK AT THAT GOURGOUS BRUNETTE IN THE BUSHES,THEN DONALD SAY WHERE AND THEN DICK TAKES A SHOT AT HIM RIGHT IN HIS BIG FAT COCKY ARSE.

# 4 BEN STEIN I CANT STAND THIS JEWS VOICE HE REALLY BUGS ME HE REMINDS ME OF THE KID I USED TO KICK HIS ARE IN GRAMMAR SCHOOL DAVID SCHNEE BOY I WOULD GIVE ANY AMOUNT TO PUNCH OUT DAVID SCHNEE AGAIN LIKE THE OLD DAYS.BEN STEIN NEEDS TO JUST SHUT UP SO MAYBE A HUNTING TRIP WITH DICK CHENEY WILL SILENCE THIS WHINING J-W.

# 3 ALLAN IVERSON MAN DO I HATE THIS OVERPAYED JANITOR HE HAS COST ME MORE MONEY BY GIVING UP ON GAMES AND MISSING FREE THROWS DOWN THE STRETCH HE IS A DISGRACE TO THE NIGERIAN BASKETBALL ASSOCIATION.I WOULD LOVE TO SEE DICK CHENEY INVITE ALLAN IVERSON HUNTING AND SAYING LOOK ALLAN ISNT THAT A NUDE WHITE CHICK IN THAT BUSH,AND BOOM A BUCK SHOT RIGHT IN THIS LAZY NIGERIANS ARSE I THINK I HEARD DICK CHENEY SAY YOU F-CKED WITH BEANTOWNJIMS TOTALS FOR THE LAST TIME YOU LITTLE PUNK

# 2 ELLEN DEGENERES FINE ELLEN YOUR A LESBIAN WHO GIVES A F-CK BUT DO YOU HAVE TO DANCE AROUND FOR A HALF HOUR ON EACH SHOW.I AM HOME TODAY WITH THE FLU AND I WATCHED THIS SHOW TWICE AND ALL SHE DOES IS DANCE WITH A BUNCH OF LESBIANS MAN THAT IS ONE WEIRD SHOW TOTALLY LESBIAN ITS ALL WOMEN.I WOULD LOVE TO SEE DICK CHENEY SAY TO ELLEN ISNT THAT ROSIE ODONNELL OVER NEXT TO THAT TREE.WHY DONT YOU GO SAY HELLO AND AS SHE IS WALKING HE BLASTS HER RIGHT IN THE ARSE AND SAYS MY DAUGHTER IS A DIKE AND YOU STARTED ALL THIS TROUBLE

# 1 PERSON I WOULD LOVE TO SEE GO HUNTING WITH DICK CHENEY NO SURPRISE HERE FELLAS I WOULD LOVE TO SEE JESSE JACKSON.PICTURE THIS DICK CHENEY INVITES JESSE JACKSON TO GO RACOON HUNTING.I COULD SEE IT NOW DICK CHENEY SAYS HEY JESSE I THINK I SEE A COON OVER THERE IN THE BRUSH GO OVER AND TAKE A LOOK.JESSE GOES OVER AND SAYS THE ONLY COON OVER HERE IS ME DICK THEN DICK SAYS WAIT A MINUTE JESSE AND HE PASSES HIS RIFLE TO GEORGE BUSH WHO BLAST'S JESSE JACKSON.THEN DICK CHENY SAYS HEY GEORGE I THINK YOU SHOT THE WRONG COON AND GEORGE SAYS WITH A SMERK NO DICK I GOT THE RIGHT COON

BOYS THESE ARE MY TOP 5 PEOPLE I WOULD LIKE TO SEE GO HUNTING WITH DICK CHENEY I MIGHT WANT TO ADD THE SHRINK ALSO

[raiders72001]

Boys After Reading The Newspaper Today I Have Added A New Person To The List Jesus Christ This F-cking Kid Is Really Weird.6 Month's Ago Tom Cruise Was Doing Handstands On The Oprah Winfrey Show Telling The Country How In Love He Was And That He Cant Wait Until His Baby Is Born.now I Read This Morning Tom Is Dumping The Mother Of His Child And He Is No Longer In Love.man This Guy Truly Is A Great Actor He Is Trying Real Hard To Act Straight But I Really Feel Tom Cruise Is A F-g.i Never Saw A Guy So Excited He Found The Love Of His Life And He Was Devoted To Her.now He Says He Is Leaving Probably For The Church Of Wack Jobs He Belongs To The Church Of Scientology.i Remember Being Approached By These Characters As A Kid Downtown Boston I Was To Young To Tell Them To Go F-ck Themselves So I Told Them To Give Me A Call And Of Course I Gave Them A Different Name.sure Boys I Am Really Interested In Being Brainwashed My Name Is Paul Mitchell I Hated This Kid Growing Up So I Gave The Church Of Scientology His Name And Phone Number So They Would Get Off My Arse And Call Him I Dont Know If He Ever Joined Or Not.

I Hate Tom Cruise He Is A F-cking Cocky Little Prick Who Couldnt Fight If His Life Depended On It.man Would I Like To Fight Tom Cruise I Would Kick The Sh-t Out Of This ***.

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I certainly agree concerning Donald Trump and Tom Cruise, although I might choose for them to go out with some of the "hunters" in Deliverance. Tom might actually enjoy that though.