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    KVB's Multi-Sport Parlay Omelette...

    Two parlays here with Brooklyn's ML and Minnesota's PL being wheeled with Kansas City's RL...

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    563 28-May BRK -315
    35 MIN +1.5 (-183)
    ----Pays +1.037
    563 28-May BRK -315
    35 MIN +1.5 (-183)
    917 KC +1.5 (-143)
    ----Pays +2.462


    We're crossing three sports here tonight and mixing it up in the same fashion with Omelette Night...





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    Good Luck!

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    best of luck chief

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    Did you guys see that ass up there??? ^^^^^^^

    Wow

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Did you guys see that ass up there??? ^^^^^^^
    Wow

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    I wouldve bet my life savings KVB was a brown egg shell kinda guy


    I guess that is why I am broke
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    This KVB more complicated than a puzzle

    What a month he is having

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    Wait there was a bet there
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    Kvb is having fun. Solid poster.
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    Berried.


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    We will play parlays
    But yes we know there for suckers

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    We will play parlays
    But yes we know there for suckers
    You are wrong. The benefit of parlays in reducing risk and increasing reward is known to professionals the world over.

    Look above, the first two pick went 0-2. I lost two bets, but it only cost me one unit.

    The 3 pick was a little greedy, because it was a MLB winner I threw in, I deserve that for the greed.

    But the two pick parlay was well executed. If I had gone 1-1, this would be a different post, saying the same facts, but I would be telling you how I fukked up in the parlay construction.

    JJ Gold, I don't think you really understand how a two pick a three pick parlay, and higher (depending on your tolerance for drought and variance from your expectations) can benefit the bettor. It surprises me you don't know the value of a two pick.

    If books thought parlays were for suckers, they'd have a whole section for paraly bettors to line up. But they know the risks.

    That's why they offer that shitty parlay card with bad lines and repulsive payouts, because they need to mitigate their risks, or at least offset them.

    I believe I've posted about this before. Gold, I've forgotten more than you will ever know about gambling.

    Or at least I've found a near equal.


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    Parlays are for suckers every bookmaker knows it

    If it was up to them all they would offer is parlays that’s why the USA books do so well

    Every one of them is geared towards Betting parlays

    A couple of well-known schools wanted me mainly because of my math thesis they saw online

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Parlays are for suckers every bookmaker knows it

    If it was up to them all they would offer is parlays that’s why the USA books do so well

    Every one of them is geared towards Betting parlays

    A couple of well-known schools wanted me mainly because of my math thesis they saw online

    Google must not be functioning. I just can’t seem to find that thesis.

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    Not making an omelette today but here's another multi sport, multi day parlay.

    Rolling with the Atlanta Braves today and then the Los Angeles Clippers tomorrow.

    We just need each team to win...

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    910 5-Jun ATL +117
    574 6-Jun LAC -252
    ----Pays +2.031

    Let's go!!!

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    Dodgers/Atlanta in a delay.

    Not a good start to the first leg here.


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    Let's go Atlanta.


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    Gl kvb.

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    We need to discuss
    First stop stealing my food intros
    Second
    Learn about the omelette

    Ham cheese and onions
    Hash browns on side

    Buttered toast
    Sourdough toast
    Butter

    Ketchup on the side

    Sausage links on side
    With syrup

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    KVB

    Go to the Waffle House
    Lots of education there

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    That was from last week though.

    I just continued the parlay in an effort to get this thread back to even.

    Let's fukkin go Atlanta!!!!!!


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    Need more bacon and sausage

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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    Not making an omelette today but here's another multi sport, multi day parlay.

    Rolling with the Atlanta Braves today and then the Los Angeles Clippers tomorrow.

    We just need each team to win...

    1 unit
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    910 5-Jun ATL +117
    574 6-Jun LAC -252
    ----Pays +2.031

    Let's go!!!
    Guys, this week it's just a sports omelette.

    And a little cheese.

    Let's go Atlanta, they are the first leg here.


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    KVB
    Omelette always needs to made fresh

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    Agreed Shute, last week I made a shit ton of omelettes.

    This week we're working Atlanta here.

    They are the bounce play off the SMA 100 and my support lines.

    It's the big play!!!






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    Let’s go !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Just ate pork ribs. A little dry, I have too many screens and windows going, lol.

    Not focused on the meat.



    Atlanta walking on egg shells here.

    Can't be playin' with the Dodgers like this

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    KVB go get laid man

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    KVB go get laid man
    In about 5 or 6 hours.

    You want my wife to drop a little message in here for you? She's go that voice.


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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    KVB go get laid man
    On my way Gold, thanks for the idea. Without you I don't knwo what I'd do.



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    Let's go Clippers!

    On that spread too...

    574 6-Jun LAC -6.5 (-105)

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    I dig omelets. Although a few weeks ago I got one of those things from the store that you put an egg in and microwave it makes a perfect egg sandwich. It’s like an eggmcmuffin except not trash. McDonald breakfast is disgusting af I don’t care what anyone says. Even their hash towns are *** half the time, undercooked and soaked in grease. Woof.

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