1. #1
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    Can you imagine a day in the life of Brock?

    Brock is an incredible character and profound gambler. I imagine what a day in his life is like. Let me take a guess.

    7am Brock is woken up by his wife showering and getting ready for work. Brock of course is a pro gambler so he works his own
    schedule. He grabs his phone (a Samsung 4, it does the fukking job ok??) and checks his social media messages for all the
    feelers he sent out to local escorts and famous pornstars (mostly milfs and/or black, always thick bush). He kind of moves the sheets so
    the wife can't see. What are you doing Brock? Oh, checking our 401k honey! He touches himself a bit and imagines Diamond Jackson riding his face. On her way out, Brock asks for $80 for a new set of windshield wipers.
    His loving wife hands over the cash.

    8am Checks his bitpay wallet. Ooh BTC is up 5% today to $59,000. balance now at $600. Logs into his BetAnySports account, shakes his head at the $200 left. Cannot believe Nets -890 blew up his parlay!
    Goes to the cashier and sends the full $600 from his wallet. Uses 220 satoshis to make sure it gets into the account fast, who gives a penetrate if that costs $25??

    9am Listening to WGN radio, starting to get hyped about WSox and Cubs... this could be the year. Money is in BAS account!
    Brock cracks his knuckles. Watch how a pro does it. Sportsbook Main! If Bets! MLB! Cubs -200! WSox -150! Confirm! Confirm!
    NBA, Jazz -900, Bucks -450! Womens tennis! Shabalova -300! Confirm! Confirm confirm!! College softball Baylor -300! Confirm!
    It takes a matter of seconds and Brock's wagers are locked and loaded for the day. $500 risked to win $900 in an 8 team
    action reverse if bet. I bet most guys on SBR do not even know what that is! What a feeling of accomplishment! It's basically day trading
    but free money because I know Illinois sports! Of course ONLY use BAS because other shops do not allow IF bets which is critical for proper money management.

    10am Check the news from all the socialist media. See a headline about Bezos using tax tricks to pay only a few million in tax per year.
    Brock shakes his head, disgusting how these guys don't want to pay their share. Truly sickening what people will do for a dollar.
    Hope Democrats will fix this.

    11am Check the forums. Enter crypto tax thread. Laugh at everyone worried about IRS asking about crypto gains. Just
    answer No to holding crypto. IRS can go get fukked, fukkos!!

    Laugh at all the posts calling him degenerate gambler and sick individual. Ha ha Chi Archie, when are we going to Lou Malnati's again pal?? My treat!
    We can watch Goodfellas on my Samsung 4.

    Noon. Finally out of bed. Quick mouthwash and soap under armpits, t shirt and shorts on, slip on New Balance shoes and out the door.
    Check the mail on way out. Past due this, bankruptcy that, ... It all goes right in the trash... get fukked fukkos!

    Beep beep, 2007 Civic car door opens, smells of a combination of burger king and athlete's foot. Pushes all the shit on the passenger seat
    onto the floor, except the old bag of Burger King. Throws that out the window as he makes an illegal U-turn and heads towards the nearest
    bitcoin ATM. Reload time! Deposit amount? $80. Current market bitcoin price given: $68,000, transaction fee $14, bitcoin mining fee $8. Confirm! Confirm! Sure! Send!
    $32 added to bitpay wallet! Fukk yea!!

    Picks up some hot wings, heads home blasting guns n roses, washes down lunch with a soda and it's nap time until first pitch and tipoff!

    6pm Got WSox game on TV, Jazz live updates on phone. Holy fukk, Jazz are down 17 points at the half!! What a piece of shit
    team! Wtf are they doing????? Bets Bulls live -600. Jazz win 109-108. What a fukking joke!

    8pm Have to get away from TV and eat dinner with wife. As she's doing dishes, go through her wallet and grab $40 for tomorrow.
    9pm Load $32 from bitpay to BAS. 200 satoshis again. Time is money pal!!
    10pm $18 deposit arrives in account!! All in on Geelong -22 aussie rules. How can they lose???
    Fall asleep somehow without a care in the world, new balance shoes still on.

    3am Wake up to take a leak. Check aussie rules score. Fukk, Geelong wins by 9! I'm NEVER making a fukking bet on the spread again.
    I fukking knew it, this is why you always take a team straight up so their incentives are aligned with your bet!
    3-330am, Check card for tomorrow... so many easy winners! How can the Bucks only be -500???
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    ^^That's a book read right there with that post.

    Get a publisher and copyright that shiiit.. ..

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    The most remarkable aspect of Brock's lifestyle is that he's been able to maintain it for 20 years.

    Brock just finds a way to get down.
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    Too long to read, but yes, I probably agree with you

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    Guy is winning it seems

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    Not really funny

    A+ effort on typing all of that though

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    Quote Originally Posted by ronald View Post


    The most remarkable aspect of Brock's lifestyle is that he's been able to maintain it for 20 years.

    Brock just finds a way to get down.
    26 years actually

    Longer if you count HORSES

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    Possible ESPN 30 for 30 one day? The life of Landers

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    Perused it, but did you get the part about being a huge stiff scumbag in there?

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    Can’t believe there was no mention of a white russian

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    Its not funny at all and angry about article but a good read

    Very inaccurate , Brock high end and a businessman

    Guys always jealous of pros, who is this joker Pockets????

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    I guarantee you Brock is laying more than -800 tonight, if not more, and almost certainly in a parlay of some kind.

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    lets goooooo hahahah brock buried!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he doesent have the balls to post his wager history past few months!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Can’t believe there was no mention of a white russian
    Or Tyrone!

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    Time is money pal!
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    17 replies and the O/U on who actually read all that is 0.5 with a juiced under
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    brock u wont pal

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    deeppckts, plz post a running diary of Brock's Saturday (tomorrow). Thanks!

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    I read it twice
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    Quote Originally Posted by deeppckts View Post
    Brock is an incredible character and profound gambler. I imagine what a day in his life is like. Let me take a guess.

    7am Brock is woken up by his wife showering and getting ready for work. Brock of course is a pro gambler so he works his own
    schedule. He grabs his phone (a Samsung 4, it does the fukking job ok??) and checks his social media messages for all the
    feelers he sent out to local escorts and famous pornstars (mostly milfs and/or black, always thick bush). He kind of moves the sheets so
    the wife can't see. What are you doing Brock? Oh, checking our 401k honey! He touches himself a bit and imagines Diamond Jackson riding his face. On her way out, Brock asks for $80 for a new set of windshield wipers.
    His loving wife hands over the cash.

    8am Checks his bitpay wallet. Ooh BTC is up 5% today to $59,000. balance now at $600. Logs into his BetAnySports account, shakes his head at the $200 left. Cannot believe Nets -890 blew up his parlay!
    Goes to the cashier and sends the full $600 from his wallet. Uses 220 satoshis to make sure it gets into the account fast, who gives a penetrate if that costs $25??

    9am Listening to WGN radio, starting to get hyped about WSox and Cubs... this could be the year. Money is in BAS account!
    Brock cracks his knuckles. Watch how a pro does it. Sportsbook Main! If Bets! MLB! Cubs -200! WSox -150! Confirm! Confirm!
    NBA, Jazz -900, Bucks -450! Womens tennis! Shabalova -300! Confirm! Confirm confirm!! College softball Baylor -300! Confirm!
    It takes a matter of seconds and Brock's wagers are locked and loaded for the day. $500 risked to win $900 in an 8 team
    action reverse if bet. I bet most guys on SBR do not even know what that is! What a feeling of accomplishment! It's basically day trading
    but free money because I know Illinois sports! Of course ONLY use BAS because other shops do not allow IF bets which is critical for proper money management.

    10am Check the news from all the socialist media. See a headline about Bezos using tax tricks to pay only a few million in tax per year.
    Brock shakes his head, disgusting how these guys don't want to pay their share. Truly sickening what people will do for a dollar.
    Hope Democrats will fix this.

    11am Check the forums. Enter crypto tax thread. Laugh at everyone worried about IRS asking about crypto gains. Just
    answer No to holding crypto. IRS can go get fukked, fukkos!!

    Laugh at all the posts calling him degenerate gambler and sick individual. Ha ha Chi Archie, when are we going to Lou Malnati's again pal?? My treat!
    We can watch Goodfellas on my Samsung 4.

    Noon. Finally out of bed. Quick mouthwash and soap under armpits, t shirt and shorts on, slip on New Balance shoes and out the door.
    Check the mail on way out. Past due this, bankruptcy that, ... It all goes right in the trash... get fukked fukkos!

    Beep beep, 2007 Civic car door opens, smells of a combination of burger king and athlete's foot. Pushes all the shit on the passenger seat
    onto the floor, except the old bag of Burger King. Throws that out the window as he makes an illegal U-turn and heads towards the nearest
    bitcoin ATM. Reload time! Deposit amount? $80. Current market bitcoin price given: $68,000, transaction fee $14, bitcoin mining fee $8. Confirm! Confirm! Sure! Send!
    $32 added to bitpay wallet! Fukk yea!!

    Picks up some hot wings, heads home blasting guns n roses, washes down lunch with a soda and it's nap time until first pitch and tipoff!

    6pm Got WSox game on TV, Jazz live updates on phone. Holy fukk, Jazz are down 17 points at the half!! What a piece of shit
    team! Wtf are they doing????? Bets Bulls live -600. Jazz win 109-108. What a fukking joke!

    8pm Have to get away from TV and eat dinner with wife. As she's doing dishes, go through her wallet and grab $40 for tomorrow.
    9pm Load $32 from bitpay to BAS. 200 satoshis again. Time is money pal!!
    10pm $18 deposit arrives in account!! All in on Geelong -22 aussie rules. How can they lose???
    Fall asleep somehow without a care in the world, new balance shoes still on.

    3am Wake up to take a leak. Check aussie rules score. Fukk, Geelong wins by 9! I'm NEVER making a fukking bet on the spread again.
    I fukking knew it, this is why you always take a team straight up so their incentives are aligned with your bet!
    3-330am, Check card for tomorrow... so many easy winners! How can the Bucks only be -500???
    Absolutely brilliant

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    Which -1000 or greater favorite is Brock on today?
    I have to go with the JAZZ after their win yesterday.

    Brock how much did you bet on the Jazz ML today??

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    He passed on Jazz -1500

    Too much riding on this one already...
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    "Ain't no juice when you win pal!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by edawg View Post
    "Ain't no juice when you win pal!"
    This is the most overused and incorrect statement that floats around the board...
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    deeppockets can you write a similar day story but for poster DwightShrute instead? It will be the best viewed thread of SBR.
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    Brock also a big fan of womens athletics, keeps his portfolio diversified

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Can’t believe there was no mention of a white russian
    Brock doesn't even know know what the Big Lebowski is.

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    This is funny and worth a read, whoever this deeppckts is has been around. Many good pulls in there. “Picks up some hot wings” got me
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    Brock a money maker

    Guy today in Nashville

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    jj get back to me on the 702 line
    got some good stuff for you

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    Pockets I am off all platforms

    Boycott for banning Trump

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brock Landers View Post
    26 years actually

    Longer if you count HORSES
    What is your bottom line the last 26 years of gambling ? What is positive or negative figure that you remember through the years ....

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    What is your bottom line the last 26 years of gambling ? What is positive or negative figure that you remember through the years ....
    What makes you think you will get anything close to a realistic answer on this
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