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  • hotcross
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 08-04-17
    • 7934

    #1
    Just sit right back and....
    Just sit right back and you'll read a tale
    a tale of an awful capper and dumbshit,
    who started on pregame and other subpar forums,
    before joining the SBR mothership.


    The guy fancies himself as a mighty handicapper,
    every bet he places is for sure,
    five separate -110 picks he posts each day,
    then claims -0.2 units down after going 1-and-4
    After going 1-and-4.


    His picks started going rough,
    so he phoned a male masseuse to get his salad tossed.
    If not for the ever watchful eye of SBR posters,
    this Morono could say he never lost.
    Oh but indeed he has LOST !


    This dumbshit's record is as big of a joke,
    as his claim of practicing law,
    and ridiculous game write-ups,
    he believes are the pride of SBR.


    So this is the tale of a castaway,
    who has tried to track his picks for a long, long time.
    He'll have to make the best of things,
    its an uphill climb.


    No phone, no lights, no motorcar,
    not a single luxury.
    Due to losing his behind over the course of time,
    he posts from the library.


    So join us here each week my friends,
    but let me warn you to be aware,
    don't tail a shitty capper who cannot subtract,
    and when called out will repeat, "Not that I care!"
  • gauchojake
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 09-17-10
    • 34103

    #2
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    • juicername
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 10-14-15
      • 6906

      #3
      Lol which song?
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      • lakerboy
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 04-02-09
        • 94372

        #4
        LMAO. Forum punching bag
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        • stevek173
          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
          • 03-29-08
          • 27598

          #5
          Gilligan's Island?
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          • teacher10
            SBR MVP
            • 08-28-18
            • 1821

            #6
            Originally posted by hotcross
            Just sit right back and you'll read a tale
            a tale of an awful capper and dumbshit,
            who started on pregame and other subpar forums,
            before joining the SBR mothership.


            The guy fancies himself as a mighty handicapper,
            every bet he places is for sure,
            five separate -110 picks he posts each day,
            then claims -0.2 units down after going 1-and-4
            After going 1-and-4.


            His picks started going rough,
            so he phoned a male masseuse to get his salad tossed.
            If not for the ever watchful eye of SBR posters,
            this Morono could say he never lost.
            Oh but indeed he has LOST !


            This dumbshit's record is as big of a joke,
            as his claim of practicing law,
            and ridiculous game write-ups,
            he believes are the pride of SBR.


            So this is the tale of a castaway,
            who has tried to track his picks for a long, long time.
            He'll have to make the best of things,
            its an uphill climb.


            No phone, no lights, no motorcar,
            not a single luxury.
            Due to losing his behind over the course of time,
            he posts from the library.


            So join us here each week my friends,
            but let me warn you to be aware,
            don't tail a shitty capper who cannot subtract,
            and when called out will repeat, "Not that I care!"
            You are a parasite.
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            • RangeFinder
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 10-27-16
              • 8041

              #7
              O.k, so somebody solve this riddle for me. Who's he talking about?
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              • KVB
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 05-29-14
                • 74817

                #8
                Originally posted by hotcross
                ...No phone, no lights, no motorcar,
                not a single luxury.
                Due to losing his behind over the course of time,
                he posts from the library.


                So join us here each week my friends,
                but let me warn you to be aware,
                don't tail a shitty capper who cannot subtract,
                and when called out will repeat, "Not that I care!"


                Whole song is great but I was really into it meldoy wise for these lines.

                Brilliant!

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                • hotcross
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 08-04-17
                  • 7934

                  #9
                  BUMP

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                  • mjsuax13
                    Moderator
                    • 03-14-15
                    • 24943

                    #10
                    Incredible. How did I miss this?
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                    • Tanko
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 09-19-09
                      • 5140

                      #11
                      This is pretty funny.
                      Nice job HC
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                      • KVB
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 05-29-14
                        • 74817

                        #12
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                        • DiggityDaggityDo
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 11-30-08
                          • 81454

                          #13
                          Need this song played with an ukulele
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                          • Bostongambler
                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                            • 02-01-08
                            • 35581

                            #14
                            That was my prom song
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                            • DiggityDaggityDo
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 11-30-08
                              • 81454

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Bostongambler
                              That was my prom song
                              Wow... how old are you, BG?
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                              • HAPPY BOY
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 08-10-05
                                • 7109

                                #16
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                                • hotcross
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 08-04-17
                                  • 7934

                                  #17
                                  excellent find Happier

                                  That must be the version from the original filming of the pilot show from Nov.22, 1963

                                  Yes, they were in Hawaii to film on the same day JFK was shot
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                                  • mjsuax13
                                    Moderator
                                    • 03-14-15
                                    • 24943

                                    #18
                                    Moroni is a chimp
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                                    • KVB
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 05-29-14
                                      • 74817

                                      #19
                                      LMAO, I offer the board this challenge, really it’s offered to buy three or four posters though.

                                      Bump this thread instead of any Morono threads. Let’s see if you guys can help yourselves, Morono is really in most of your heads.

                                      Next guy to bump a Morono thread should take a few laps and a week off of posting.

                                      If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the problem.

                                      Just bump this thread instead and quit being part of the problem.

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                                      • Headsterx
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 12-03-16
                                        • 22575

                                        #20
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                                        • mjsuax13
                                          Moderator
                                          • 03-14-15
                                          • 24943

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by KVB
                                          LMAO, I offer the board this challenge, really it’s offered to buy three or four posters though.

                                          Bump this thread instead of any Morono threads. Let’s see if you guys can help yourselves, Morono is really in most of your heads.

                                          Next guy to bump a Morono thread should take a few laps and a week off of posting.

                                          If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the problem.

                                          Just bump this thread instead and quit being part of the problem.

                                          Fair enough. 0-7 today. It’s just so easy to smack around the piñata but you are right. We should let him rot. I’ll bump and post here.

                                          Morino 2024!
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                                          • KVB
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 05-29-14
                                            • 74817

                                            #22
                                            "The Forum Pinata"

                                            "The Forum Punching Bag"

                                            "The Reverse Rainman"

                                            "The Autistic 12 year old"

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                                            • Bostongambler
                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                              • 02-01-08
                                              • 35581

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                              Wow... how old are you, BG?
                                              I’m old enough to be my own father
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                                              • Headsterx
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 12-03-16
                                                • 22575

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by KVB
                                                LMAO, I offer the board this challenge, really it’s offered to buy three or four posters though.

                                                Bump this thread instead of any Morono threads. Let’s see if you guys can help yourselves, Morono is really in most of your heads.

                                                Next guy to bump a Morono thread should take a few laps and a week off of posting.

                                                If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the problem.

                                                Just bump this thread instead and quit being part of the problem.

                                                I'll try but damn it became so funny and hilarious.
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                                                • Headsterx
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 12-03-16
                                                  • 22575

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by thomorino
                                                  Bucs -3.5
                                                  FADE ALERT!!!!

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                                                  • KVB
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 05-29-14
                                                    • 74817

                                                    #26
                                                    Don't get me wrong guys, I can see calling out his bullshit and even stepping in when it's 0-7 or whatever, especially since he'll say he won.

                                                    I think the bumping everytime he says dumbshit is probably unnecessary. Then he will say dumshit less, maybe.

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                                                    • mjsuax13
                                                      Moderator
                                                      • 03-14-15
                                                      • 24943

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by KVB
                                                      Don't get me wrong guys, I can see calling out his bullshit and even stepping in when it's 0-7 or whatever, especially since he'll say he won.

                                                      I think the bumping everytime he says dumbshit is probably unnecessary. Then he will say dumshit less, maybe.

                                                      Dude, you are 100% right. I’ve just never witnessed this delusion and I know some messed up humans. The dumb shit is incredible. 0-7... He thinks he won the day. lol
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                                                      • Headsterx
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 12-03-16
                                                        • 22575

                                                        #28
                                                        Seriously? SBR moved this to saloon! Well KVB, guess it’s back to “fun and hilarious” posting with moron for me. Looks like moron is protected.
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                                                        • mjsuax13
                                                          Moderator
                                                          • 03-14-15
                                                          • 24943

                                                          #29
                                                          Wow. Salooned!
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                                                          • hotcross
                                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                                            • 08-04-17
                                                            • 7934

                                                            #30
                                                            I am taking requests for the next parody song

                                                            Meaning give me some suggestions as a base song, I will work on a new version, and post the finished piece at an undetermined time in the future

                                                            First I want several suggestions to choose from
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                                                            • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                              • 11-30-08
                                                              • 81454

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by hotcross
                                                              I am taking requests for the next parody song

                                                              Meaning give me some suggestions as a base song, I will work on a new version, and post the finished piece at an undetermined time in the future

                                                              First I want several suggestions to choose from
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                                                              • hotcross
                                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                • 08-04-17
                                                                • 7934

                                                                #32
                                                                Not really what I had in mind

                                                                Can be real songs too, not just TV show themes

                                                                But ok give me more
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                                                                • KVB
                                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                                  • 05-29-14
                                                                  • 74817

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Headsterx
                                                                  Seriously? SBR moved this to saloon! Well KVB, guess it’s back to “fun and hilarious” posting with moron for me. Looks like moron is protected.
                                                                  Unreal, it's what we've known all along.

                                                                  How does the man buttered spread stay in PT while this fall by the wayside?

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                                                                  • KVB
                                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                                    • 05-29-14
                                                                    • 74817

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Hot Cross I look forward to the nextr parody posted in PT.

                                                                    Let's get one of these to stick there...

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                                                                    • mjsuax13
                                                                      Moderator
                                                                      • 03-14-15
                                                                      • 24943

                                                                      #35
                                                                      What was this assholes name on pregame? Only 1 song for Morino... loser by beck.
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