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    Of the normality's, Meester Alligator! Of the normality's!


    But! We's make the forward-ing's. How's? By's make do's the advance-ing's!


    Really's Surecawk? they's make say. But what make do's mean-ing?


    Is of's the simples. For's the example-ing. If's the two cooters on's glass chair have's the hot wets in's the mid-day, then's you get the inspirationals and's say, "Oh's nice! Please keep make cooter cooter bouncy bouncy of's hot wets! Eye's make sit nearby and you's make fills my beer mug with hot cooter juices of's the true fantastics!"





    Inspirationals! Inspirationals!



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    Best capper on SBR.

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    Now's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!


    http://surecawk.mysbrforum.com/spreadsheet/


    We's make completion of's the inspirationals!



    Basel Over 2.5/Khabib -101



    Make details:

    Basel/Neuchatel make over 2.5 -181
    Khabib make beat Poirier -350



    If's the Poirier make want do's the victory's, he's make want do's have this:




    But! Probables is of's the shittings.

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    Goooooooood mornings, you's bitches of's the addict-ing's!


    Oh's! You's make do's the doubt-ify-ing's!






    No's! We's make experience last minute goal-ing's for's tall victory's! Therefore's? Make calms on's you's t.its!

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    Is a bettings of's the sensationals!





    Nishikori/Khabib -199



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    Nishikori make beatings on's Klahn -580
    Khabib make beat Poirier -355

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    But! We's do make have gambling actions of's the immediates! Erectify you's self!




    Seattle Over 8.5/Khabib +106



    Make details:

    Yankings/Seattle Over 8.5 -164 - Tanaka/Lickandsuckcuchi
    Khabib make beat Poirier -355



    Make do's the enjoyments!

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    This surecawk guy must have a massive rooster

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    Tall mornings, Mickey!


    Mickey, do's you's knows how many lesbians it make takes to's make change a lightbulb?


    Zero's!


    Why's? Because a true's gentleman get ups on's ladder and's make change lightbulb and's make let the lesbos lawnmower each other's furry beaver carpets for's the victory's!

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    For's the example-ing, DANEBLAZER make help two carpet munchers in's distress one fine afternoon-ing.


    Daneblazer make sneak peak through kitchen window of lesbian lusters' house while he make have his dick in his hand.
    (Don't make worry's, moderators. We's make PC story informationals. No sexual milks make do's the power blastings
    in's this story)

    Well's, daneblazer make peep through window like a peeping penis maniac. The's two lesbians make sit at kitchen table and's put
    tall complement-ing's on's each other's t.itties.


    Lesbian #1: "Fine lesbian, you's t.its is like a fantastic watermelon squeezy!"
    Lesbian #2: "Well's, tall thank you's, Lesbian #1. You's t.itties is like firm lemons of's the succulents!"


    Then's! Pop! Pop! Crackety-crackety! The's kitchen lightbulb make the explode-ing. "We's in's the lesbian lickathon darkness,"
    one of the lickers make exclaim. "What shall's we's make do's?"

    Then's! Daneblazer make shout through's window: "Licking lunatics of's tall lesbian natures! Do's not make fears! Eye's will
    make saves you's!"


    Then's! Daneblazer make climb through window and's steps on's ladder to's make change lightbulb. The lesbos? They's have the gratitude-ing! They's get on's floor and's make put on's a show. Lesbian #1 make eat Lesbian #2 with a licking ferocity of's a Lawrence Taylor going after the quarterback! MUNCH! MUNCH! MUNCH! LICKETY! LICKETY! LICKETY!

    Wow's-ing!


    Now's daneblazer make sees his opportunistic's! He make drop his drawers and make bare his hole of ass to's the lesbians! They's in's the shocking's! What he make do-ing's? Daneblazer make the laughy laughy. Then's he make release the toxic gassy from he's hole of ass.






    Wow's-ing's!!!!!!!!! Daneblazer have make lunch of 5 enchiladas and two bowls of coleslaw! He put a toxic gassy of enchilada coleslaw gassing's on those munchers' nervousness systems! Wow's!

    Now's the munchers make be in a hypnotism state. Daneblazer make proclaim:

    "You's will make deposit $33,000 into's my's sportsbook account. You is hypnotism.
    You's will make deposit $33,000 into's my's sportsbook account. You is hypnotism.
    You's will make deposit $33,000 into's my's sportsbook account. You is hypnotism."


    Wow's! Then's the lesbians make dial sportsbook and do's wire transfer from's Beaver County Bank to's daneblazer sportsbook account!

    Wow's!
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    Wow's-ing's! We's make do a thorough analysis!






    Is time for's make victory's!





    Federer/Serbia Over 161.5 +122



    Make details:

    Federer make beat Dimitrov -1379
    Serbia/Italy Over 161.5 +107

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    Eye's make have telephone conversational-ing with's coach of Serbia. He make say he use strategy of's offense attack like is an Auto Donk porno and do sexual power rammings down throat of's porn star of Mia Malkova.


    We's make have expectational's of's 18-6. Now's we's make do's the waiting's!

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    Is of's the unfortunates. Federer make injury and car make crashy.

    16-2 sets and's 7-0 victory's on Dimitrov.


    But! Is of's the natural's. Is the sport-ing!


    Now's! We's make do the's refocus.


    Serbia, Puerto Rico 1st Half Over 82.5 +102

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    Green Bay 2nd Half +2.5 -105

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    15-5

    109
    111
    112
    116
    118

    119


    We's make the waiting's!

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    Strong man

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  18. #123
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    Uruguay not make the strong's.


    USA 2nd Half +0.5 -128

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    Now's we's make the calm and's make the wait.


    Green Bay -2.5 make beat Minnesota -122

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    You’re not fooled by the Minnesota wins which is very very smart

  22. #127
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    Quote Originally Posted by Surecawk View Post
    For's the example-ing, DANEBLAZER make help two carpet munchers in's distress one fine afternoon-ing.


    Daneblazer make sneak peak through kitchen window of lesbian lusters' house while he make have his dick in his hand.
    (Don't make worry's, moderators. We's make PC story informationals. No sexual milks make do's the power blastings
    in's this story)

    Well's, daneblazer make peep through window like a peeping penis maniac. The's two lesbians make sit at kitchen table and's put
    tall complement-ing's on's each other's t.itties.


    Lesbian #1: "Fine lesbian, you's t.its is like a fantastic watermelon squeezy!"
    Lesbian #2: "Well's, tall thank you's, Lesbian #1. You's t.itties is like firm lemons of's the succulents!"


    Then's! Pop! Pop! Crackety-crackety! The's kitchen lightbulb make the explode-ing. "We's in's the lesbian lickathon darkness,"
    one of the lickers make exclaim. "What shall's we's make do's?"

    Then's! Daneblazer make shout through's window: "Licking lunatics of's tall lesbian natures! Do's not make fears! Eye's will
    make saves you's!"


    Then's! Daneblazer make climb through window and's steps on's ladder to's make change lightbulb. The lesbos? They's have the gratitude-ing! They's get on's floor and's make put on's a show. Lesbian #1 make eat Lesbian #2 with a licking ferocity of's a Lawrence Taylor going after the quarterback! MUNCH! MUNCH! MUNCH! LICKETY! LICKETY! LICKETY!

    Wow's-ing!


    Now's daneblazer make sees his opportunistic's! He make drop his drawers and make bare his hole of ass to's the lesbians! They's in's the shocking's! What he make do-ing's? Daneblazer make the laughy laughy. Then's he make release the toxic gassy from he's hole of ass.




    Wow's-ing's!!!!!!!!! Daneblazer have make lunch of 5 enchiladas and two bowls of coleslaw! He put a toxic gassy of enchilada coleslaw gassing's on those munchers' nervousness systems! Wow's!

    Now's the munchers make be in a hypnotism state. Daneblazer make proclaim:

    "You's will make deposit $33,000 into's my's sportsbook account. You is hypnotism.
    You's will make deposit $33,000 into's my's sportsbook account. You is hypnotism.
    You's will make deposit $33,000 into's my's sportsbook account. You is hypnotism."


    Wow's! Then's the lesbians make dial sportsbook and do's wire transfer from's Beaver County Bank to's daneblazer sportsbook account!

    Wow's!
    Sarunas!

    this had me rolling

    Lemons of the succulents

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    Good luck pal. Looks like we have a winner here

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    Quote Originally Posted by daneblazer View Post
    Good luck pal. Looks like we have a winner here
    Tall mornings, daneblazer! Is of's the naturals. We's make the winners! 20-8

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    Now's we's make the winnings!


    Washington -8.5 2nd Half/Central Florida +116



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    Central Florida make beat Pittsburg -444

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    If Washington make do's the sexy, then's strong boner smashing probability's on ceiling for's make 4 win victory's in's the consecutive-ing! 4-0! But! We's make do's the waiting.

    http://surecawk.mysbrforum.com/spreadsheet/




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    Licking lunatics of's tall lesbian natures!

    That's fukkin poetry
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    Good thread.

    WhO is this guy?????

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Good thread.

    WhO is this guy?????

    Surecawk! Me's name is Surecawk Hole-Smash-A-Kov! The women's of's tit-i-lating cooter delectables make say eye's have nice balls of bodacious, hard-pumping natures and! that eye's make do the anything's to save dat poosy in's the distress!


    So eye's make ask you's, Meester Smokey, do you's make go's the extra kilometer to save dat poosy in's the distress?

    Eye's nose eye's do! Here! Eye's make put the explain-ing in's you's face-ing. Eye's make stand in the nakedness on's tall mountain in's the Russia region. (Don't make worry's! Eye's has a license for's the nakedness!) I make use my power sausage as a full-time (not part-time) cyclops flesh telescope.


    THERE'S! With my's cyclops anaconda eye's make see in's the long distance-ing some of dat poosy in's the distress-ing on's the freeway!

    Then's eye's make go do save dat poosy!







    So Smokey! Me's recommendation for's you's? Make stand in's the nakedness on's you's rooftop! Use you's cyclops anaconda to's make
    spot poosy in's the distress!


    Maybe's you's wife make come out of house and's see's you's doing some cyclops anaconda Galileo action on's the rooftop. She
    make say: "Smokey, WTF is you's doing?"

    You's reply? "Honey! Eye's make see some poosy distress-ing in dat tree! Eye's about to save dat poosy!"

    Wifey: "Wow's! Smokey, you's is me's hero!"


    Now's you's have happiness in the Smokey household. Is so simple's!

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    Smokey! What is you's make the waitings for? You's go do the's naked-ing on's the rooftop. Then's! Wife make so much happy that she make do handstand and's make her cooter lips do a's smile to the sky!







    "Eye's so happy!" her cooter lips make shout and do the vaginal babbling.

    But! Be the careful's! If she make falls, then's a dog make sneak meal attack and's eats the living delectables out of that open-air cooter offering!



    (Eye's make bet you's never make think in's you'f life you's hear a reccomendational for's you's to do rooftop naked-ing with you's cyclops anaconda to discover dat poosy in's the distress in's the long distance-ing! But! Is a world of's crazy! And's especially in's the Russia region-ing!)

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    Complaint-ing's! Tall complaint-ing's!

    Eye's make receive tall complaint-ing's for victory's is so much the adrenaline action-ing. The complaint-ers make complain is so much drama intensity's for's the heart muscle. Is like leopard drama chase action.







    But! We's make the continue-ing! And! We's make do search continue-ing for's 5-0 victory's in's the consecutive-ing!






    Basel over 2.5 goal-ing's/Central Florida -113



    Make details:

    Basel/Young Boys make over 2.5 goal-ing's -194
    Central Florida make beat Pittsburg -406

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    Surecawk your backflipping skills are truly remarkable.

    You have talent my russian friend.

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    Diggity, we's make the strongs!

    Eye's have the sensicals of's a 22-8 record-ing's! We's make the waits!

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    I like the Baylor

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    Blazer, we's make victory's in's the selection-ing of's the next.

    Is now of 20-10.


    They's make fluke loss-ing's with's injury-osity of's player and's fluke-ing probables. Is explanation-ing of's two surecawk loss-ing's. But! Is the gambles. Is the happens.




    Washington over 44.5 first quarter/TCU +105



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