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    Dwight Howard needs surgery on his ass

    Washington Wizards center Dwight Howard will likely need a surgical procedure to provide relief from a gluteal injury that has frequently sidelined him this season, league sources tell ESPN.

    https://twitter.com/wojespn/status/1068373762024882176

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    Can't make this stuff up lol

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    Gaping hole needs to be closed

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    Quote Originally Posted by sourtwist View Post
    Gaping hole needs to be closed

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    So goat milk ended Carmelo’s career and Grindr ended Howard’s?

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    Jts got into him good with firedawg huh?

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    Not a shocker obviously, but Dwight Howard has opted into his $5.6 million deal for next season (player option) with Washington, sources say.

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    He can't even sit on the bench after those Trannies run trains on him every night. He just needs to go away!

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    Lmfao.

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    Still employed and winning for now, got child support payments? 8 kids with 6 different women.. Ooooops...

    He'll be playing until he is in a wheel chair if anyone will continue to sign him..

    http://ballislife.com/dwight-howards-8-kids/




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    Wtf!!! Lol

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    Quality bump. Well done

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    Black or white kid ?

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    With all those kids it's no wonder he's turned to banging trannies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Plaza23 View Post
    With all those kids it's no wonder he's turned to banging trannies.
    Or with him needing surgery on his ass, maybe the trannies are banging him.

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    Don't drop the soap Dwighty..

    Probably a smart move on his part as you can't get trannies pregnant for starters, it's gotta hurt taking it though..

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    What is the tranny talk about? Did something happen or is that just a rumor? This guy was a huge mistake for my Rockets. He is the reason Durant didn't come to Houston.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sourtwist View Post
    Gaping hole needs to be closed
    Oof

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    Quote Originally Posted by JIBBBY View Post
    Still employed and winning for now, got child support payments? 8 kids with 6 different women.. Ooooops...

    He'll be playing until he is in a wheel chair if anyone will continue to sign him..

    http://ballislife.com/dwight-howards-8-kids/



    These mother fuckers are so stupid

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    Quote Originally Posted by thechaoz View Post
    These mother fuckers are so stupid
    Yup, how many kids with different women do you have to have before you wake up and start pulling out and or wearing a condom for God Sakes??. Incredibly stupid on Dwight's part.. Part of the black culture in the hoods is to have babies though with as many different baby moma's as possible.

    Dwight probably fell in love with each of these groupie chicks in the moment, saw a happy family in the future with each one and unloaded in them. Chicks then run after getting knocked up and say give me child support now.

    Oooops I did it again!!!

    Now he's into trannies, like I said probably a good thing as he can't knock them up..

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    Seems like forever ago since he burst on the scene with his amazing dunks and taking Orlando to the NBA Finals.

    He was once the only player in the league with even more combined size & leaping ability than LeBron.

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    Funniest story of the year and it's not even close

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    Lol thank you for bumping this gem of a story

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hman View Post
    Seems like forever ago since he burst on the scene with his amazing dunks and taking Orlando to the NBA Finals.

    He was once the only player in the league with even more combined size & leaping ability than LeBron.
    Was labelled Superman.. Him and Penny Hardaway were the talk of the NBA back then..


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    Quote Originally Posted by BigOrange View Post
    He can't even sit on the bench after those Trannies run trains on him every night. He just needs to go away!
    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by JIBBBY View Post
    Was labelled Superman.. Him and Penny Hardaway were the talk of the NBA back then..

    No they werent his sidekick was Rashard Lewis, senial Jibby

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    Quote Originally Posted by rm18 View Post
    No they werent his sidekick was Rashard Lewis, senial Jibby
    Not that senile yet, I remember Nick Anderson missing key free throws in the playoffs. Killed their championship playoff run..


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    You are getting Howard confused with Shaq nobody does that. Howard aged well for someone who played with Dennis Scott and Scott Skiles

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    Quote Originally Posted by rm18 View Post
    You are getting Howard confused with Shaq nobody does that. Howard aged well for someone who played with Dennis Scott and Scott Skiles
    Maybe, what ever both played in Orlando.. I guess so.. Ooops.. ..



    Shaq and Penny..


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    he still plays basketball?

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