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    World Cup Standings Thru 07/27

    Only 3 Days Left to Make the Cut

    SBR Poker tournament play Mon-Fri from April 23rd to August 1st.

    Team Match Schedule (August 6th to August 9th)

    7/27/2018 Team World Points Cashes Team USA Points Cashes
    1 OldSchoolGambler 2050 20 1 GUMMO77 3345 25
    2 Stifler 1945 17 2 franklee168 2795 22
    3 silvap 1820 17 3 ArunSh 2535 23
    4 spider 1760 19 4 empiremaker 2535 23
    5 Optional 1725 13 5 friedcheese 2510 20
    6 leovegas 1715 14 6 hhsilver 2435 21
    7 pabonaparte 1715 14 7 AutoDonk 2425 19
    8 DGG23 1630 16 8 deadphish 2425 28
    9 Mannyfan 1630 16 9 cabo 2355 18
    10 Enkhbat 1535 21 10 5mike5 2335 22
    11 katstale 1505 20 11 JAKEPEAVY21 2260 22
    12 ninjagorn 1455 15 12 oiler 2210 22
    13 tradeout 1455 16
    14 panamabrad 1380 18 Confederates Points Cashes
    15 zwoeins 1350 13 1 slanina 2075 26
    16 Lex_icon 1345 18 2 b1slickguy 2065 19
    17 Stefan 1175 20 3 ChuckyTheGoat 2035 20
    18 Manosdepiedra 975 10 4 dlowilly 2020 20
    19 eSTOXX 775 7 5 qwertvt 2010 18
    20 dare 725 6 6 Xstream 1945 22
    7 mayberry 1890 17
    Team Canada Points Cashes 8 pokerpro44 1845 22
    1 snapperman2 3000 16 9 BuzzKill 1840 18
    2 BeerDog99 1465 13 10 sportfan 1830 19
    3 senorsasa 1075 7 11 dankelly 1810 14
    4 Krashman 945 15 12 playersonly69 1750 13
    5 jayvegas420 925 7 13 yisman 1705 17
    6 aggieshawn 855 11 14 yahoonino 1700 12
    7 sinmiedo 790 7 15 Cross 1685 22
    8 firekillex 680 14 16 sammygran 1660 23
    9 imack 630 5 17 GaryDN 1635 16
    10 cankid 605 6 18 vbpro7 1580 20
    11 greyarea 300 3 19 Grivas_Digeni 1550 11
    12 HomerSimpson2 75 1 20 Crusherrr 1535 13
    13 bracerman 50 2
    14 Marauders 25 1
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    I know this makes a lot of you Happy, Auto

    bobbywaves 2070 22
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    Sammy, top12 qualify in each group?

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    great job, Sam, I looked for a version of that song the day the SBR Trial Court issued its just and proper verdict, followed minutes later by the prestigious SBR Court of Appeals' tossing BubblePuzzy's "formal appeal" out, along with waves, out on his ass for two months....

    perfect song to play, with all sbr'ers except rudy and no1here singing along, while wave is dragged out of the forum and put on two month poker suspension for his cheating antics.....

    on another note, I'm gonna miss this babe this year:




    and her:




    and of course, my fav confed babe of all:


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    but, with sadness of good puzzy lost, is the happiness of new puzzy found......

    though it is with fond memories I leave South Beach -- the home base of last years world champion Confeds -- to take my talents to Team USA (yes, my "he's scored 1 whole point in 3-4 world cups "talents""), at least our team will be throwing a pool party where I exepect to meet a lot of new faces, including these:





    Holy shit.... why did I ever fall for those confeds babes with women like her ready to go Donk?!?!?!

    yes!!!:







    as the Money shot can attest, there are plenty of fish in the sea.....
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    to avoid Waves' bad case of the red-ass leading him to either commit suicide or shoot up the upcoming bash alongside his pycho buddy no1here, I am having this thing shipped c o d to him, so he too can feel that he is part of the Cup.....

    hereya go, waves, a gift from Team USA:




    ps... the chair stuck to her ass is yours, free to keep, waves.... it'll be quite an upgrade to the furniture in your shithole shanty located in the slums of trenton.....

    just remember, waves, don't leave either the cow or the chair out on your rickety porch after dark, I don't want them to become the property of the Latin Kings that rule your slum neighborhood with a reign of terror....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    to avoid Waves' bad case of the red-ass leading him to either commit suicide or shoot up the upcoming bash alongside his pycho buddy no1here, I am having this thing shipped c o d to him, so he too can feel that he is part of the Cup.....

    hereya go, waves, a gift from Team USA:




    ps... the chair stuck to her ass is yours, free to keep, waves.... it'll be quite an upgrade to the furniture in your shithole shanty located in the slums of trenton.....
    DONK How generous of you as always to think of others in their time of need.. But this is bobbywaves we're talking about. The Relief "Package" is missing the Obvious word in those two words a Package.. Here allow me to fix this shipping error.



    and for the rest of Team America..



    God bless America.
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    bubblewaves i dont see u on leaderboard, think u owe me 13 points now, thanks
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    Quote Originally Posted by cincinnatikid513 View Post
    bubblewaves i dont see u on leaderboard, think u owe me 13 points now, thanks
    since the scamming, cheating, angle-shooting, stiffing BubblePu$$y is sure to stiff you on your bet with him like he always does, I'll go ahead, as I've done with past bets he's stiffed SBR'ers on, and pay it off for him......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    since the scamming, cheating, angle-shooting, stiffing BubblePu$$y is sure to stiff you on your bet with him like he always does, I'll go ahead, as I've done with past bets he's stiffed SBR'ers on, and pay it off for him......
    i appreciate it, i consider this matter closed the best sbr point bet i ever won
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    Look at team Canada. 1 cash gets on.

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    o canada, we stand on guard for thee

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    Quote Originally Posted by cincinnatikid513 View Post
    o canada, we stand on guard for thee
    they do have a few cheerleaders i'd like to poach.....







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    sam9ball, I guess that my results and guesses at the amount needed to advance were incorrect.

    Of course buzzkill is not a pro and probably wont join. So that means that yisman is now #12.


    I guess that I missed a day or something, because i had different totals for sportsfan, dankelly and yisman. Oh well you are the official go to source.


    My new calculation of what it takes to make the confeds will be 1830 or possibly 1810. Currently dankelly is in at 1810 and sportsfan at 1830. If someone can tie them and win the tiebreaker then that might be good enough. My estimation takes out buzzkill from consideration though.


    My real hope is that dankelly comes in 11th at 1810, but I have no idea where the next guy finishes below that 1810. I am at 1750 so I could use a few points to make it harder for more than 1 or 2 people to pass me. Getting to that 1830 number is key i think

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    po-69, talked to the wife about a L'auberge trip for that poker trny, when is it again? how long do you think it will run....?

    I'm sure we've got the comps for rooms, but thanks for the offer.....

    we'll probably come in the night before......

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    Sunday August 12th at 2pm. They are adding $5000 to the pool. I would guess that around 50 players will play, maybe 40. Buyin is $365 but my entry is free since i was #1 on the leaderboard for the last quarter. But I would have paid the $365 anyway since they are adding the $5000 to the pool.


    The tournament will be over around 8-9pm is my guess. You were there last time they had one when you saw me. I had just go knocked out in 13th place and at that time only 8 were left.

    If you spend the night and happen to like Tanya Tucker, then you can have my comp tickets to see here at the Golden Nugget if you didnt get offered them, but you probably get them too

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    thanks, we're going to come in sunday, probably leave early tues morning.....

    I may have to get a continuance of some case for that monday, shouldn't stop us from being there......

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    Was the chip leader with 4 left twice in the last 2 weeks and never did better than 3rd.

    Oh well, I guess there is always next year.

    Good luck fellas.

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    breaking onto team USA for the first time all promo

    nice timing



    now lets hope I can stay there for a few more days The cutoffs are tiiiight

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    Quote Originally Posted by mpaschal34 View Post
    Was the chip leader with 4 left twice in the last 2 weeks and never did better than 3rd.

    Oh well, I guess there is always next year.

    Good luck fellas.
    i had 3 cashes in a row last week tuesday wednesday thursday all 3 for a total of 85 points i need a win and not even sure that is going to be enough to make top 12

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    chip leader going into FT seems like a curse to me....

    along with pushing AA pre-flop think I have lost 5-6 of those in a row
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    Quote Originally Posted by 5mike5 View Post
    chip leader going into FT seems like a curse to me....

    along with pushing AA pre-flop think I have lost 5-6 of those in a row
    Mike, u know that Aces crack like eggs on SBR.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChuckyTheGoat View Post
    Mike, u know that Aces crack like eggs on SBR.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChuckyTheGoat View Post
    Mike, u know that Aces crack like eggs on SBR.
    nice job qualifying chuck

    ur right on the edge of usa and confeds

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    Well it's official but not surprising. I'm out of contention because I can't do two first places in 2 days. SBR wont even let me get 8th. I Wish all those whom made it the best of luck.

    And to my poker friends the best in the future.

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    Dlowilly placed 2nd in the 3pm. He is on the US/Confed bubble.

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    On another note, since waves contends it is I that cost him his world cup seat on team usa or confeds, I started feeling bad about it, and after consulting with my wife, she agreed we should do something for him....

    alas, we went down to one of the alternative lifestyle clubs in the Montrose area of houston, also known as something called a "gay bar", and lassoed this mother fukker, and had a few of my mexican mafia clients "do what they do", also known as "human trafficking", and shipped this fukker to waves' shanty in trenton, nj.....:





    he thought we took him out to the ranch just for this photo shoot, but my wife then whipped out her strapon and roughed him up a bit.....

    so, waves, he's slightly damaged "back there", but he should still be able to give you some level of satisfaction and comfort for you having been banned due to my creating the "spilled milk incident"......

    enjoy!!!!
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    on yet another note, we also found time to start auditioning babes for spots on the Team USA cheerleader squad....





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    Usa usa usa

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    Hey Sam,

    In the standings thread from 04/23 to 7-06 it says i have 45 points. Can you put me into team Canada. THEY NEED ME!!!!! lol
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    Need only 1 cash it seems.

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    Does anyone know if Sin is going to be in?

    Is SIN, IN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by GUMMO77 View Post
    Does anyone know if Sin is going to be in?

    Is SIN, IN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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    My unjustified banning will go down in SBR history as the absolute worst decision since Roe vs. Wade.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobbywaves View Post
    My unjustified banning will go down in SBR history as the absolute worst decision since Roe vs. Wade.
    look on the bright side of it waves; you having been born before roe vs. wade probably saved your life......

    no way your mother wanted you.....

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