Heading to Vegas for the week tomorrow. What's the places or secrets I need to know?

[thechaoz]

I guess it depends on what ur looking for

If you're wanting to get blown in the champagne room then yeah, you would pay a fortune at Spearmint Rhino

If you just want some lap dances they're all still $20 and there are usually something like 200 girls there during the main shift. Overall quality is as good as you will find and from all over the world. Seriously, where else can you get slapped in the face by from Colombia, Finland, and Japan for $60?

You might want to splurge and get a room at the Venetian or Palazzo. They're all suites and you can target gaggles from both connected properties to come up and have a party

Man you got the wheels turning about a suite. A pimp ass house will probably do the trick with a gaggle of floozies, but maybe not for them top tier bitches? I'll have to see how my game plays.

Strip clubs aren't my thing unless it can lead to something else. I have high speed internet, and top knotch tech, I don't need perma blue balls. It doesn't do it for me at all to be "teased". I've never really understood it at all. If I have no chance of fuggin, what the fugg am I doing there?

In case it comes down to it, what's the best "out of town" joints that have decent broads? A few of my guys are on leave from the Military and if they can't score, I gotta get em something.

[Harry N. Lloyd]

The Golden Steer restaurant. Great authentic old school Vegas steak house.

[Regul8er]

Best sportsbook in Vegas is the Superbook at the Westgate. There are a few others that are ok, but they don't compare to the Superbook.

Agreed 100%. Some decent books....but there is no comparison. Never overly packed outside of March Madness and Super Bowl....most betting options, best screens, liberal with drink tickets. Its definately worth spending an afternoon there is your gonna watch a few games.

[lakerboy]

The Golden Steer restaurant. Great authentic old school Vegas steak house.

Overrated

[dlowilly]

Man you got the wheels turning about a suite. A pimp ass house will probably do the trick with a gaggle of floozies, but maybe not for them top tier bitches? I'll have to see how my game plays.

Strip clubs aren't my thing unless it can lead to something else. I have high speed internet, and top knotch tech, I don't need perma blue balls. It doesn't do it for me at all to be "teased". I've never really understood it at all. If I have no chance of fuggin, what the fugg am I doing there?

In case it comes down to it, what's the best "out of town" joints that have decent broads? A few of my guys are on leave from the Military and if they can't score, I gotta get em something.

I live near strip clubs and haven't been to them in a long time, but you see women in Vegas strip clubs you won't elsewhere. There are some 9-10s you aren't going to be meeting and hooking up with at a night club who you will feel privileged to give $20 to.

That being said I would think a bunch of guys at least some of which are in good shape being in the military should have several chances to fuk some ladies. Late night at the clubs would obviously be the most likely place but you can also meet them at the pool, in the elevator, eating at the bar in a restaurant, craps tables, and hell strippers need to fuk too. A friend told me all this

Also, if you got a suite at Palazzo or Venetian each casino has a Grand Lux cafe which is open 24 hrs and has great food. Their menu is ridiculously extensive and reasonable for Vegas

[pilebuck13]

Vegas a fukin dump old nasty ass hotels that smell like cigarettes and bad pussy....terrible overpriced food at most places be very careful we’re you eat fuk buffets...they are nasty lowest quality food....the high end hotels have best looking women but if your broke good luck....Ellis island steak and eggs hit it up good price good breakfast...stay local native casinos have better options

[Harry N. Lloyd]

Overrated

You're Canadian. Keep your restaurant reviews to those haunts north of the border.

[thechaoz]

Vegas a fukin dump old nasty ass hotels that smell like cigarettes and bad pussy....terrible overpriced food at most places be very careful we’re you eat fuk buffets...they are nasty lowest quality food....the high end hotels have best looking women but if your broke good luck....Ellis island steak and eggs hit it up good price good breakfast...stay local native casinos have better options

Thanks for the tip.

Now to those hookers and blow

[ikid2groove415]

Vegas only fun the first few TIMES- enjoy inhaling all those Cigarette SMOKERS-

[ans61201]

Do not take the free limo to the strip clubs. Terrible advice. Sports bets take $100 in action for drink ticket horse racing only takes like 5 bucks a bet for ticket

[ans61201]

Bobbys burger palace has excellent, great priced burgers

[El Nino]

Do not take the free limo to the strip clubs. Terrible advice. Sports bets take $100 in action for drink ticket horse racing only takes like 5 bucks a bet for ticket

$125 at MGM Books now. Westgate is not liberal with their tickets anymore.

[jjgold]

I love the advice here

It is comical

Good luck on the trip

[yahoonino]

Caeser palace the best for food and action..good sport book

[jts1207]

Convincing the ladies to go off strip to an unknown house sounds like a pain in the ass imo....

[sweep]

Nearest to Mirage /NO/Luxor

Mirage & Luxor are nowhere near each other

[thechaoz]

Do not take the free limo to the strip clubs. Terrible advice. Sports bets take $100 in action for drink ticket horse racing only takes like 5 bucks a bet for ticket

Nice.. Good tip

[thechaoz]

Convincing the ladies to go off strip to an unknown house sounds like a pain in the ass imo....

I'll report back. It's a mile away but I see what Yuri getting at. I didn't want 4 stinky dudes in some hotel room so we went with the house

[thechaoz]

I love the advice here

It is comical

Good luck on the trip

Thanks.. Care to share your wisdom?

[A4K]

If you end up playing at Planet Hollywood and need to use the restrooms, do yourself a favor and take the escalator up to the conference hall on the 2nd floor. Stalls have doors and they are clean. Everything off the casino floor is covered in piss and barf.

[dbartinbwgc]

Mirage & Luxor are nowhere near each other

I was thinking the same thing.
That's just almost the whole strip.

[ans61201]

$125 at MGM Books now. Westgate is not liberal with their tickets anymore.

Maybe not all property enforcing, i got 4 drink tickets yesterday for 400 wager

[dlowilly]

Originally Posted by ans61201
Do not take the free limo to the strip clubs. Terrible advice. Sports bets take $100 in action for drink ticket horse racing only takes like 5 bucks a bet for ticket


Pay no attention to this idiot. I've had him on ignore but was forced to look at this turd post because someone quoted it.

To the OP, if 4 of you take a cab to a strip club like Sapphire or Spearmint Rhino you will pay the cab fare plus an extra $200 or so for cover charges that you wouldn't pay if you took the free limo. That's 10 extra lap dances or 20 extra drinks, all because you listened to me and ignored the lying idiot troll ans61201 who wanted to dare me into a ban bet posting online bet tickets but then scurried away when I demanded screenshots.

[Grits n' Gravy]

Have fun and pulling girls is not difficult if you have a tiny bit of game. Strip clubs are a waste of time and money here. Overpriced drinks and the same girl you are throwing $100 bills at in hope of getting a nut off can be found at virtually every single nightclub except you don’t need to spend cash to get the pussy.

Best dining is off strip. Check out Chinatown and downtown for the best places.

Lot of useless advice from people in this thread so far.

[Forearm Shiver]

While Vegas does have too much 6-5 blackjack, a number of places do offer surrender. If you get the dreaded 16 vs the dealer 10, use it!

[Ralphie Halves]

Eat at Raku. Thank me later.

It's off the strip, but you're pretty close to it where you say you're staying.

I've been in food and beverage most of my adult life, this is the spot.

[Forearm Shiver]

I thought that too until I was playing a $25 table at Cosmopolitan and they paid me $240 for my $200 BJ. I can't remember if 6:5 was printed nowhere or in small print at the bottom of the limits sign but it was not at all obvious.

A few pits over paid 3:2 with the same table limit. Might have been 6 decks vs. 8 decks, I'm not sure but I immediately got up and left of course.

Betting $200 a hand on BJ and not realizing its a 6-5 payoff is NOT an AP move.

[dlowilly]

Betting $200 a hand on BJ and not realizing its a 6-5 payoff is NOT an AP move.

Yeah no shit

It was always written on the layout before, but Vegas seems to have new tricks every time I go. Do you ask if the point of 4 pays 2 to 1 before you play at a craps table?

[dlowilly]

While Vegas does have too much 6-5 blackjack, a number of places do offer surrender. If you get the dreaded 16 vs the dealer 10, use it!

NOT an AP move

Blindly surrendering 16 to a 10 is slightly worse than hitting, and if you pay attention at all to the cards that have come out sometimes you should hit and sometimes you should surrender

[dlowilly]

Have fun and pulling girls is not difficult if you have a tiny bit of game. Strip clubs are a waste of time and money here. Overpriced drinks and the same girl you are throwing $100 bills at in hope of getting a nut off can be found at virtually every single nightclub except you don’t need to spend cash to get the pussy.

Best dining is off strip. Check out Chinatown and downtown for the best places.

Lot of useless advice from people in this thread so far.

Pay no attention to this guy either

He's giving you advice about picking up chicks when his league is fat retarded white girls riding around in the back of the Deuce

[Forearm Shiver]

NOT an AP move

Blindly surrendering 16 to a 10 is slightly worse than hitting, and if you pay attention at all to the cards that have come out sometimes you should hit and sometimes you should surrender

Surrending 16 to 10 is always preferable to hitting. To hit a 16 v 10, you would need a strong negative count, and if the count is strongly negative, you should've left the table. The only time to stand is if surrender isn't allowed, and the true count is higher than 1.

[thechaoz]

Pay no attention to this guy either

He's giving you advice about picking up chicks when his league is fat retarded white girls riding around in the back of the Deuce

Night clubs are probably the way to go? Unless Vegas has a bar scene?

[thechaoz]

Eat at Raku. Thank me later.

It's off the strip, but you're pretty close to it where you say you're staying.

I've been in food and beverage most of my adult life, this is the spot.

Thanks bud!

[dlowilly]

Surrending 16 to 10 is always preferable to hitting. To hit a 16 v 10, you would need a strong negative count, and if the count is strongly negative, you should've left the table. The only time to stand is if surrender isn't allowed, and the true count is higher than 1.

Another non AP move

Surrendering a 16 against a 10 or not is very very close percentage wise and it doesn't take much of a negative count at all to make it even more clear. If you're walking every time a shoe is slightly negative you'll spend more on new shoes than you'll make counting cards.

Also, if you surrender 88 to a dealer 10 like forearmshiver does expect to get some nice comps

[Jayvegas420]

You're either too stupid to count properly or too broke to manage your money properly.
Youve already decreased during a neg count.
Mid-early or mid shoe doesnt always determine how much youll be betting as you approach cut card.