Congrats Brock Landers Video

Brock Landers · 04-06-10, 12:16 AM

Great fukkin vid, one of JJ's all time best

THE PROFIT · 04-06-10, 01:35 AM

Several Tuesday morning headlines could have came from this.

1. Man drowns in 12oz. of $6 champagne. Authorities are investigating as neighbors say all they heard were screams of profanity & brock landers, a fictional porn star from the movie 'boogie nights'. It appears the man, who is yet to be identified, had video equipment set up in a garage on his property. Authorities are not saying for sure, but it looks like a possible kiddie porn ring.
Neighbors are not surprised by this, as they say the man was very odd & hardly left the house. Neighbors say he was a shut in with possible mental disabilities. More details as they are available.

2. Man, 47, was permanently blinded late last night when he accidentally poured acid on his head that he thought was champagne. Authorities say the man had been in his house for 16 days straight mixing a combination of uppers & downers with wine coolers. No one knows why he had acid in the bottle, but in his altered state of mind he poured it on his head. The man, still unidentified, says he thought it was champagne & was doing it to celebrate brock landers day!
In case you don't know, brock landers is a fictional porn star. The man, who has a history of mental illness, is being treated for his injuries & will be detained at the woodbury psychiatric institute for further observation. More at 11

THE PROFIT · 04-06-10, 09:47 PM

you will never see me say this again, but this is one jj video you need to watch

konck · 04-07-10, 01:22 AM

Good one JJ it had me cracking up when you dumped the sea water on your head

tltaylor89 · 04-07-10, 01:26 AM

LOL he could use some of those rebates to repaint his basement.

jjgold · 04-07-10, 05:42 AM

I got pumped in video, Brock deserved it. He hit some big time pressure pays lately.

Brock Landers · 04-07-10, 08:39 PM

Fuk yeah JJ

Scorpion · 04-07-10, 08:45 PM

Originally posted by Brock Landers

Outfukkin standing JJ

How could i ask for more than that, a day named after me, sure to be POTM in April with the continuous winning rubberband picks

what can i say other than fukking NAIL the last rubber band of the college season on BUTLER +7!!!!

You dont get it Brock, boss is setting you up to fail!

jjgold · 04-07-10, 08:46 PM

Brock your still pumped up

Un Fukkin real

Cougar Bait · 04-07-10, 08:50 PM

Buy some more champagne JJ

Brock put some cash aside for the bash, I know you have it now.

Tell the family you're going away on business.

Tell them you discovered a new secret pizza sauce or something.

Brock Landers · 04-07-10, 08:53 PM

Originally posted by Cougar Bait

Buy some more champagne JJ Brock put some cash aside for the bash, I know you have it now. Tell the family you're going away on business. Tell them you discovered a new secret pizza sauce or something.

Cougar Bait · 04-07-10, 08:59 PM

Slash cd is pretty fuking good so far. First track is average, but the last couple have been good.

jjgold · 04-08-10, 05:43 AM

I wish I had that champagne today, thirst and hot here.

Brock Landers · 02-19-11, 12:11 AM

Thanks JJ!

Deuce · 02-19-11, 12:12 AM

Should have made it April 1st.

Brock Landers · 02-19-11, 10:46 AM

Originally posted by Deuce

Should have made it April 1st.

funny guy

jjgold · 02-19-11, 11:11 AM

Good Bump!!!

Brock you need to turn it around and FAST

Brock Landers · 02-20-11, 08:58 AM

Best video you ever made JJ!

robzilla · 02-20-11, 11:06 AM

Lol @ wpf

jjgold · 02-21-11, 06:30 PM

Brock you made me look real bad

Since that video and $21,000 in the fukkin red

Smoke · 02-21-11, 06:34 PM

BettingWizard · 02-21-11, 06:45 PM

Originally posted by hoopster42

brock, nice guy and all, will be BURIED by 12/31/10.......once again

CarpeDime · 02-21-11, 07:01 PM

wow I remember this, after that pick brocker was on top of the fukin posting world, you couldnt imagine a more powerful and respected poster

he was at the absolute fukin top, like Mike Tyson or Corey Haim at there peeks, you could not imagine him ever being anything but that, he was the apotheosis of a sports gambling forum poster

He Had Risen

and now look at what hath befallen the Mighty

That Which Was First Shall Soon Be The Last
Oh The Times They Are A-Changin'

jjgold · 02-21-11, 07:40 PM

Unreal

I get sad watching this video

How could he be a King and drop so low so fast??????

RudyRuetigger · 02-28-11, 06:48 PM

so are we going to observe this day?

i need to know

Brock Landers · 08-24-11, 10:46 PM

Where is this fukkin video?!?!

flyingillini · 08-24-11, 10:54 PM

Brock, do a bump or two... off of a plate on your Motel6 bedspread.

Brock Landers · 08-25-11, 08:54 PM

Originally posted by flyingillini

Brock, do a bump or two... off of a plate on your Motel6 bedspread.

no drugs for me pal

RudyRuetigger · 09-22-11, 03:15 PM

we need this video back ASAP

Brock Landers · 04-02-12, 03:24 PM

Walker

Bring this fukking video back!!!

its the installation of BROCK LANDERS' DAY!

flyingillini · 04-02-12, 03:32 PM

Brock Lander's day is the holiest day for all poster's. Brock is a true hero to all of us. Brock has saved many poster's lives by getting them out of debt. Brock is a one stop shop for all your needs. He will provide you with a winning record and get you and your family out of debt! All hail Brock Lander's Day!

RudyRuetigger · 04-09-18, 12:43 PM

as an SBR HISTORIAN

its only fitting i bump the official BROCK LANDERS DAY thread

it is too bad the video was deleted

jj was in basement drinking alcohol

jjgold · 04-09-18, 12:48 PM

I forgot what that video as about

It had to be years ago

Brock into sharks for $50k

RudyRuetigger · 04-09-18, 12:49 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

I forgot what that video as about

It had to be years ago

Brock into sharks for $50k

i believe it was the OVER

mightve been reds/braves????

HOW DID HE KNOW??

shocka1212 · 04-09-18, 12:50 PM

holy fook what a gem we've got here