1. 01-08-18 04:53 PM #1
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    take the pts and the Dawgs....

    since the last time the bulldogs won the ntl championship on the gridiron, I have been impeccable in determining the winner of the big game that decides it....

    using a simple technique.... the first meaningful sign I get on game day, in favor one way or the other, that one team is destined to win, I go with it.....

    that symbol was provided earlier today by none other than the "always fine" amy robach of abc's good morning america.....

    she's, in her own words, "a dawg through and through".....

    one look at this clip convinced me the upset is in play and to let it fly on the dawgs.....




    in the words of Shakira, "hips don't lie"......

    dawgs +4 is most definitely the play tonight
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  2. 01-08-18 05:00 PM #2
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    ps, if that cameraman was employed at abc, today is presumably his last day.....

    seriously, who does that shit?
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  3. 01-08-18 05:02 PM #3
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    Donk

    why would you blame the camera man?

    for what?
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  4. 01-08-18 05:52 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chi_archie View Post
    Donk

    why would you blame the camera man?

    for what?
    duh.... I WAS the fukkin' camera man.....

    sip a double cold chai and wake the fuk up!
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  5. 01-08-18 05:53 PM #5
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    Donkers, relax please.
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  6. 01-08-18 05:54 PM #6
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    wow she is smooth.

    i'm on it !

    no, really... i'm ON IT.
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    guess you had to see me laffin' as I typed that shit, Funny....

    no, I knew I'd never find a clip from this morning's gma on line with that in it, so I whipped out my phone and filmed it since I could use xfinity to rewind the shit to make the clip.....

    I should have thrown in some heavy breathing and "yah baby, move while I jerk it on your " comments in the background to let sbr know it was me.....
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  8. 01-08-18 05:56 PM #8
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    Mmm leather pants
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    i'm usually not big on blondes, but robach, like vendala and that bagger vance blonde skank, is exceptionally beautiful and clearly only one word describes her performance, mentally and physically, in the sack:
    HELLCAT!!!


    (whatever the hell a hellcat actually is..... i've just heard that term over the years as a description used by many men when describing the very best lays they've had....)
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    Donk,

    FYI, nobody under 65 uses the word “hellcat”
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    she was a freaking succubus... I am drained.
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    Quote Originally Posted by grease lightnin View Post
    Donk,

    FYI, nobody under 65 uses the word “hellcat”
    read closer, i've never used it until tonight
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    Quote Originally Posted by grease lightnin View Post
    Mmm leather pants
    she needed some dik in her life at that moment, as well.... it's obvious....

    if those mascots weren't such fahgs, they'd have started double teaming her on the spot.....
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  14. 01-08-18 06:39 PM #14
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    Donkers is a fantastic poster. If he made more pick threads, he would be POTY
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  15. 01-08-18 07:12 PM #15
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    Good luck bro
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    I'd have kept the giant bulldog head on while nailing her..... stark naked except for the giant head

    and said nothing except "WOOOF WWWOOOOOFFFF WWWOOOOOFFFF, YOU STILL A DAWG, AMY?!?!?!?!?! AAAARRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! YOU'RE MY "BITCH" NOW, DAWG!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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    did I mention that these hips don't lie?

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    i told you mazzah fahkas.... take the dawgs and the points....

    from my original post:

    "dawgs +4 is most definitely the play tonight"

    her hips don't lie....

    and my system never fails when it comes to the natl chmpship game.....
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  19. 01-08-18 11:27 PM #19
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    Tons of shops got middled from what I’m hearing.
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    Fail!
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  21. 01-08-18 11:36 PM #21
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    Easy win
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  22. 01-08-18 11:51 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by funnyb25 View Post
    Easy win
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  23. 01-09-18 05:52 AM #23
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