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    JMobile
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    What would you do if you won the Powerball?

    It's at over $500 million now since no one won last night.

    Check in hamburgers.

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    t-wizzle
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    Move somewhere warm. This is the correct answer.

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    RudyRuetigger
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    when is drawing?

    not good value but if before Monday, I guess I will play in hopes to buy about 20 tickets to the uga game

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    tony_come
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    Become sbr pro

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    jjgold
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    I don’t live in a fantasy so refuse answering the question

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    Harry N. Lloyd
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    Quote Originally Posted by tony_come View Post
    Become sbr pro
    Excellent answer.

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    I’d buy SBR and ban the riff raff dead beats aka jjgold

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    cincinnatikid513
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    I remember one time i bought some powerball tickets and i was so confident i would win. I expected to win, i was counting my winnings what i would buy who i would give money too. I got humbled few hours later when i got zero numbers, it is nice to dream though for a few hours

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    RudyRuetigger
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    I would shit myself

    especially since I never buy a ticket

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I don’t live in a fantasy so refuse answering the question
    Your entire existence is a fantasy.


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    Auto Donk
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    buy a football franchise, and offer a "long extension" to my franchise player:


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    and then give this marquee player a helluva "raise"


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    Quote Originally Posted by tony_come View Post
    Become sbr pro
    Nice!!

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    Shute
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    Actually spending $5 on tickets is worth the good fantasy and action you get from the play. Always buy tickets several days before the drawing to get your moneys worth of the fantasy

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    Move to Vegas, get a platinum grill, bang hookers and gamble all day. Buy another house just for my stock of booze and drugs. The simple things.

    And buy a fresh liver.

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    cry, laugh, piss my pants
    drink a lot
    i would pay rudy not to post here anymore - get him to sign a legal agreement about it then pay someone to steal the money from him and give it to the guy who shot his dog

    give back to those that have helped me and others

    tell a lot of people that I told you so and I am the best

    settle down, find love

    big buy in poker games

    give winnings to shari

    probably get killed by some seedy girl in a casino that would tempt me then drug me
    Last edited by stevek173; 01-04-18 at 03:28 PM.

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    Two chicks at the same time

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    Fart less

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    Buy JJ cable tv

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    Chi_archie
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    buy 5dimes and SBR and a bunch of frozen dinners

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    but an Island

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    JIBBBY
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    Would tell everyone in the media and everyone I know that I gave it all away to charity so I don't get a family member kidnapped and held for ransom.. Or get jacked and killed myself...

    Pissed it away sorry broke...

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    BrickJames
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shute View Post
    Actually spending $5 on tickets is worth the good fantasy and action you get from the play. Always buy tickets several days before the drawing to get your moneys worth of the fantasy
    This is absolutely true.

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    DiggityDaggityDo
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    I would buy an RV and go on a national Asian massage parlor tour for about 2 years.

    Or until my balls couldn't take it anymore.

    after that:

    Lots of McDoanlds
    Lots of cheap vodka
    Lots of cheap hookers

    I'd be dead in 5 years and will the money to my 3 favorite SBR posters.

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    JIBBBY
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    I'd much rather try a 10 team dog parlay for $2 then try that power ball lotto crap.. Talk about throwing away money...



    Last edited by JIBBBY; 01-04-18 at 06:14 PM.

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    stevek173
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    Pinnacle vodka would be perfect for all that daggles

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    Pinnacle vodka would be perfect for all that daggles
    daggles as you call him just pm'd me about shovin' an empty Pinnacle vodka bottle up your ass -- with no lube -- if you don't take our woman, uh, i mean, uh, HIS woman's photo down from your avvy

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    I'd be dead in 5 years and will the money to my 3 favorite SBR posters.
    who, who, who?

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    SPCA ... i hope you win , please help the animals all you can ...thanks

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    JMobile
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    Quote Originally Posted by SharpAngles View Post
    I’d buy SBR and ban the riff raff dead beats aka jjgold
    You mean you wouldn't buy the Dodgers?

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    Quote Originally Posted by tony_come View Post
    Become sbr pro
    Thread win post right here...

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    stevek173
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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    I would shit myself

    especially since I never buy a ticket
    reported for profanity

    stupid and not funny as well

    we have to get this guy off the site

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    daggles as you call him just pm'd me about shovin' an empty Pinnacle vodka bottle up your ass -- with no lube -- if you don't take our woman, uh, i mean, uh, HIS woman's photo down from your avvy
    Sorry, didn't know!

    Don't need another one up there. Last one did NOT go well.

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    DiggityDaggityDo
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    Sorry, didn't know!

    Don't need another one up there. Last one did NOT go well.
    Cant start with vodkas bottles If you've never done this before, Steve.

    You gotta start off slow and easy with tequila.


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    See THAT'S intelligent marketing

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