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    DiggityDaggityDo
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    Quote Originally Posted by grease lightnin View Post
    Did you wear a rubber?
    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    are you kiddin', this bitch wouldn't let him touch her without wearing one.... she was so concerned about his sexual past she even wore rubber gloves while givin' him handy's.....




    either that, or she was trying to hide her "man hands".....

    Guys.... She can't get pregnant!!!

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    JJ, drive Uber... you would get instant cash.

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    Hey JJ......how about a donation to a sperm bank ?

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    Just went through a few boxes in the garage and found another gem to sell.

    Any takers? Hit me up. I want to get down on the 'stros tonight.





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    Personal loans. Borrow lots more than you need too.

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    TV for sale.

    $25

    I'm really sttapped guys.




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    just sold an urn

    since it already came with ashes I gave half off

    got $2.41 on a 2teamer

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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    just sold an urn

    since it already came with ashes I gave half off

    got $2.41 on a 2teamer
    Nice come up Rudy!

    Bro, I will sell you this mattress for $2.41.

    It comes with built in can holder for your Bud Lights!



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    1. my bed also has that strap..on both sides and since I am single and have a single bed, I can easily reach both sides..you probably have a double there

    2. bet is placed anyway bro

    2 Team Parlay #xxxxxxxxxxx
    Basketball - NBA - Point Spread
    Milwaukee Bucks @ Charlotte Hornets
    Charlotte Hornets -3.5 (-105) Nov 1, 2017 7:00 PM


    Basketball - NBA - Moneyline
    Orlando Magic @ Memphis Grizzlies
    Orlando Magic +150 Nov 1, 2017 8:00 PM




    Risk
    $2.41
    To Win
    $9.35


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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Anyone have such a thing where you can dip into and stay in the game?

    My sources drying up but always thinking of new ways to fund.
    If you are good at it, your book is your source... dum.bass

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    ************. I really am a broke fuk asshole.

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    Steal from your company or walk out in front of car

    Last edited by bonzaii; 11-01-17 at 06:10 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    1. my bed also has that strap..on both sides and since I am single and have a single bed, I can easily reach both sides..you probably have a double there

    2. bet is placed anyway bro

    2 Team Parlay #xxxxxxxxxxx
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    Milwaukee Bucks @ Charlotte Hornets
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    Orlando Magic @ Memphis Grizzlies
    Orlando Magic +150 Nov 1, 2017 8:00 PM




    Risk
    $2.41
    To Win
    $9.35
    bro we are back in business with $11
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    Canít keep a champion down
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    Good work man

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    thanks bro

    but I lost it all

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    Jewelry is always a nice way see if you have any nice watches in the house

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    JJ , stop advocating breaking the law

    go do an honest days work like raking leaves

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    You are correct Sammy

    I forgot your a religious guy

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    Gold why are east coast guys always loud mouths was playing poker last night with this guy from jersey and he kept losing his ass and kept throwing fits and being a loud mouth at the table....I kinda shut him up real quick and basically embarrassed him...heard him utter under his breath don't try and be a tough guy with me... east coast guys all mouth.

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    Only old school guys know how to stay in the game. Itís a true art form few can appreciate

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    Yes I donít know how some do it they just keep getting more and more money to gamble even know their massive losers


    Quote Originally Posted by firedawg View Post
    Only old school guys know how to stay in the game. Itís a true art form few can appreciate
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    Quote Originally Posted by tony_come View Post
    Recycle bottles/cans

    Easy money

    Hit the recycling mother load behind all casinos
    Wonder if they still do 10 cents a bottle/can on Michigan?

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