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    **Message to the Forum**

    I have been thinking for a couple of days on how I wanted to say this so I will just crumple up my papers and speak from the heart. Were all of my units correct compared to posted plays? The answer is no. Am I up significantly the past 2 years? That answer is irrelevant. What is relevant is that I have not been honest with my posted plays compared to my posted record. If I wager on a game and do not post it in one of my threads, I have no business counting it towards my record. That is unfair for anyone who chooses to tail. It is misleading, and for that I am truly sorry. I have no business fudging posted records to make myself look better than I really am. There really was no need for it other than wanting acceptance and the feeling of being liked. Please see below....

    Why did I do it? Again, from the heart...growing up losing my mother in my elementary years was very hard for me and still is today. I have always wanted to be accepted and liked and instead of just being my normal self (I am a very nice guy down deep by the way) I did it in ways where I would "look good" or at least attempt to. I offer to fly people places, offer to buy people meals, offer this offer that, try to show people this and show people that instead of just being me.

    When this was brought up Monday, I believe it was, I did start from scratch and created a spreadsheet which may not even matter as I cannot be trusted. But it is the truth. Every posted play will go into that spreadsheet and that will be that, which at this point probably does not even matter.

    There is no excuse for what happened and I take full responsibility for it, and for that I am truly sorry. I probably do not deserve to be forgiven, and after coming clean on this and SBR feels a punishment is necessary, I will accept it like a man. If there is forgiveness out there and anyone is willing, I would appreciate that and welcome it with open arms.

    Again, no excuse for what happened, and I am truly sorry. It was never in my intentions to ever harm anyone, as that is just not in my nature and not who I am. If anything it was the exact opposite of trying to harm anyone and was just done in a terrible desperate way, and for that I am truly sorry. Thank you for reading.

    -funny
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    Unreal, first

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    We like you if youíre 5Ė100 who cares as long as you track

    We got games

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    did not read

    the question is did you want to suck lkid1s dick

    simple question

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    Funny you a good guy but you need therapy mate
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    I couldn't concur with coach anymore......you're well liked here and a good guy.....no need to explain everything...we all have some shit with us.....glad you're well

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    Now that's a man. Very proud of you Funny. Spoken from the heart.

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    good job owning up and being a man.

    may the force be with funnyb.


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    Since this is confession hour, do you have a ghost account under the handle Jerm something?

    Coincidentally that poster only ever made soccer picks of OVER 2.5 goals while asking for donations

    Always wondered

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    shame


    but still good dude so



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    I donít care if everyone of his video plays lost I still want to see another one

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    I've also slept with BostonGamblers wife....sorry

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    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post
    I couldn't concur with coach anymore......you're well liked here and a good guy.....no need to explain everything...we all have some shit with us.....glad you're well
    that's because you post fake fukkin tickets

    the minute you do what funnyb just did is the minute we lay off of you for collecting minimum wage and faking $10 tickets

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    Quote Originally Posted by shadymcgrady View Post
    Since this is confession hour, do you have a ghost account under the handle Jerm something?

    Coincidentally that poster only ever made soccer picks of OVER 2.5 goals while asking for donations

    Always wondered
    This is the only account I have ever had on this site since I joined in 2009. I believe Mods and Techs have tools to look that up.
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    Buried

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    I knew this was the reason. Didnít bother me at all.

    Funny is is a good dude in my book.

    Takes a lot to make a post like this.

    I like you, Funny, winner or loser.

    Just donít ask me to give you a massage, ok bra?
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    Y'all really give 2 shits what other people on the net think about you ?
    Wow , like you funny , who gives a fukk if it's off a little , tells me someone wants to blame someone else for them losing their ass
    Good luck to all of you , this is a 3 ring circus

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    It takes a man tbh. You are forgiven

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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    that's because you post fake fukkin tickets

    the minute you do what funnyb just did is the minute we lay off of you for collecting minimum wage and faking $10 tickets
    rudy fuk off....2 hours ago you were asking me for a job

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    Quote Originally Posted by grease lightnin View Post
    I knew this was the reason. Didn’t bother me at all.

    Funny is is a good dude in my book.

    Takes a lot to make a post like this.

    I like you winner or loser.

    Just don’t ask me to give you a massage, ok bra?
    that's because you are a democrat and think everyone gets a trophy

    only winners get trophys on sbr ok pal??

    do you see a participation badge?????

    NO

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    Shows good character

    good luck to you funnyb25

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    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post
    rudy fuk off....2 hours ago you were asking me for a job
    thought you needed to suck some more dick

    my bad pal

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    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post
    rudy fuk off....2 hours ago you were asking me for a job
    Lol, douche bag Philly guy lies, hides, and attacks others, what a surprise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    thought you needed to suck some more dick

    my bad pal
    wow its like that now rudy....ok...like I said in my other post....gotta suck when another family member gets all the accolades and you're stuck "carrying the bag"....I understand why you lash out and its ok

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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    that's because you are a democrat and think everyone gets a trophy

    only winners get trophys on sbr ok pal??

    do you see a participation badge?????

    NO
    I am not a democrat.

    I am not giving him a trophy.

    Let’s just call this thread an orange peanut.



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    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post
    I've also slept with BostonGamblers wife....sorry
    You couldn't even wait on our table.

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    This was a tremendous post by Funnyb

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    No worries.
    Don't beat yourself up over it
    Peace
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    peace

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    I don't tail anyone.But the way I see it,you are forgiven!! It took balls to do what you did and I wish you the best!!.................GL

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    Quote Originally Posted by grease lightnin View Post
    I knew this was the reason. Didn’t bother me at all.

    Funny is is a good dude in my book.

    Takes a lot to make a post like this.

    I like you, Funny, winner or loser.

    Just don’t ask me to give you a massage, ok bra?
    greaser summed it up nicely

    pretty much where I stand

    keep your head up funny, we got games
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    all will be forgiven if you quit starting threads with **

    that has been my thing for 10 years now

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    with all due respect, and I think funny did a good job, this place is starting to remind me of the circus that is the hollywood sex scandal....

    people coming out and apologizing for grabbin a tit here, a pussy there..... owning up to shit and asking for forgiveness.... confessing their sins, so to speak, so that they can move on....

    but, the truth is, no one really gives a fuk in the big picture....


    alas, I'd recommend grabbin' all the pussy and tit you can..... you only live once.....

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    Funny,

    Way to come clean. Honesty will bring you rewards. Forgiven.

    Now go play golf and come back with the correct score, lol.

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    The mods should give Funny a special for badge for courage. Also, an infraction for fudgey numbers.

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