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    Migo
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    I am so sorry ladies and gentlmen

    Im sorry for letting you down guys i promise i will make it up. If i lose today i will delete my acount and buy you guys a burger and 12 inch nathan hot dog and some beers with my free drink tickets at the westgate, that is who ever shows up thursday. Ok dogers fuckt us up yesterday but we will bounce back, are you guys ready?
    I have done my research and today the parlay is..
    -240 dogers, diamonbacks -140, Nationals -150, manchester city -290
    Payout is about payout +444ish online. I had a dream last night and this is a 99.9% winner. So i highly recomend a good 5 units on this winner. Trust me guys parlays are not for suckers. They are a good invesment. I will not post anything for the rest of the day until this parlay hit. Thank you again for giving me your time and good luck guys!

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    jjgold
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    Stop acting like a jerkoff

    Your a losing gambler like most

    Track your plays and you will be down over 50 units but you will be gone by weekend with a new name and same old deal
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    stevek173
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    Well yeah you've let a lot of us down, cuckold. We have biils to pay, wives/spouses on us, jobs to do and everything else and we depend on you to give us good advice. You've hurt a lot of posters with your recent incompetence.

    This had BETTER win.

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    Booya711
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    Nobody tailed you anyway Casper

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    ChuckyTheGoat
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    Who is taking this guy up on the free HotDog + beer?

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    5mike5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
    Nobody tailed you anyway Casper

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    Ship me some steaks when you ruin my life. The least you could do. I'll even take the overrated Omaha steaks. Few filets will do, and maybe some of those potatoes.
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    Kermit
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    Wow. Putting that one day old account on the line.

    Makes sense. Delete the losing account and start fresh. Isn't that what wanna-be touts do?
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    Exactly how many beers can I get? I don't want the hot dog just the beers. Thanks.

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    Jay85
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    Pushing my chips all in on this parlay!

    Lol

    Just kidding

    Good luck though

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    Kermit
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    Judging by the grammar, spelling, punctuation, apology thread, and next day super chaser play, I am pretty sure that I know who this guy is.

    He is legendary.

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    lonegambler23
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    touty tout tout tout

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    Quote Originally Posted by Migo View Post
    Im sorry for letting you down guys i promise i will make it up. If i lose today i will delete my acount and buy you guys a burger and 12 inch nathan hot dog and some beers with my free drink tickets at the westgate, that is who ever shows up thursday. Ok dogers fuckt us up yesterday but we will bounce back, are you guys ready?
    I have done my research and today the parlay is..
    -240 dogers, diamonbacks -140, Nationals -150, manchester city -290
    Payout is about payout +444ish online. I had a dream last night and this is a 99.9% winner. So i highly recomend a good 5 units on this winner. Trust me guys parlays are not for suckers. They are a good invesment. I will not post anything for the rest of the day until this parlay hit. Thank you again for giving me your time and good luck guys!
    How about round robins of 2,3 and 4? A little expensive, but you could hit a couple of 2's a 3 and a possible 4
    to pull in a nice profit.........or not.

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    I put $50 on it, what could go wrong?

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    IGotKidsToFeed
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    Who are the dogers?

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    Fuk.

    Buried my ass yesterday.








    *no homo


    This one better fawken hit.

    #NextFlightToVegas

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    big joe 1212
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    Guy still hasn't figured out how to spell Dodgers

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    Quote Originally Posted by Migo View Post
    Im sorry for letting you down guys i promise i will make it up. If i lose today i will delete my acount and buy you guys a burger and 12 inch nathan hot dog and some beers with my free drink tickets at the westgate, that is who ever shows up thursday. Ok dogers fuckt us up yesterday but we will bounce back, are you guys ready?
    I have done my research and today the parlay is..
    -240 dogers, diamonbacks -140, Nationals -150, manchester city -290
    Payout is about payout +444ish online. I had a dream last night and this is a 99.9% winner. So i highly recomend a good 5 units on this winner. Trust me guys parlays are not for suckers. They are a good invesment. I will not post anything for the rest of the day until this parlay hit. Thank you again for giving me your time and good luck guys!
    if you are at the westgate go see the blonde lisa

    The only blonde woman in there

    shes cool peeps and shes very giving with the drink tickets.

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    funnyb25
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    Quote Originally Posted by IGotKidsToFeed View Post
    Who are the dogers?
    They are a -260 favorite dog I guess

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    JMobile
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    Quote Originally Posted by Migo View Post
    Im sorry for letting you down guys i promise i will make it up. If i lose today i will delete my acount and buy you guys a burger and 12 inch nathan hot dog and some beers with my free drink tickets at the westgate, that is who ever shows up thursday. Ok dogers fuckt us up yesterday but we will bounce back, are you guys ready?
    I have done my research and today the parlay is..
    -240 dogers, diamonbacks -140, Nationals -150, manchester city -290
    Payout is about payout +444ish online. I had a dream last night and this is a 99.9% winner. So i highly recomend a good 5 units on this winner. Trust me guys parlays are not for suckers. They are a good invesment. I will not post anything for the rest of the day until this parlay hit. Thank you again for giving me your time and good luck guys!
    Join Date: 09-19-17


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    Quote Originally Posted by Housemoney View Post
    I put $50 on it, what could go wrong?
    you could lose $50 lol

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    pokerpro44
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    thanks for the play 1 down 3 to go.i hammered this so pizza for everybody when it wins.

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    MMANick
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    I seriously need this. I really hope you don't blow it for me.

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    No chance there ladies around these parts?

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    Migo
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    Quote Originally Posted by MMANick View Post
    I seriously need this. I really hope you don't blow it for me.
    Relax my friend we got this, no way dodgers and diamonbacks both loose three straight games to sorry ass phillies and padres. And you know i dont even gota say notin about houstin.

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    Kermit
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    Get em tomorrow Sammy.

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    MMANick
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    What am I going to do now? I have nothing, Migo. Nothing. You did this to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Migo View Post
    Im sorry for letting you down guys i promise i will make it up.
    When did you let us down? Before you joined? Or tonight? Or your next post?

    We need a new user rule. They can't post for at least a week or maybe a month. This guy should be banned in his first day.

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    unde0087
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Stop acting like a jerkoff

    Your a losing gambler like most

    Track your plays and you will be down over 50 units but you will be gone by weekend with a new name and same old deal
    I tried to tell this guy last night, apparently it didn't sink in

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    kidcudi92
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    this guy is shute

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    apology accepted thank you sir

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    YOU RUINED MY LIFE!








    jk, smile bro...

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