Which Robbie Ray are we going to see tonight.?
The good, the bad, or the ugly, the dude in his last 5 starts has walked 4.4.4.5, and 4 batters.
And Votto is a walk machine, shit, Votto even walks against Kershaw.
Ray is a freak, he walks the ball park and K's 10 a game.
I think he has 57 in the past 6 starts.
That's why his last 6 starts his pitch count was over 100 4 times, over 110 once and over 120 once.
This game is interesting, Bryce Harper and his gang of idiots made the Reds their personal meat puppets this past weekend, they scored at will on Reds pitching. But the Reds have big power numbers against LH pitching, if they wake up Reds could cash a +150 ticket, but then again, it's the Reds, and they start a hamburger in Sal (brother of Ray?) Romano, another one that throws way too many pitches, but unlike Ray, he doesn't have talent.
If there was such a thing as an easy over, this one is it.
But games are not played on paper, and how many times has an 'easy over' lost?
The correct answer is way too man times.
Zona is -142 in this game, the total (easy over, right?) The total is 9.5 and the under is juiced.
Another one that is intriguing, the Cubs and Braves are a pick.
I think I figured it out, because since Freeman came back, that line up is hitting a ton.
And more importantly, that lefty they have Newcomb, is legit.
I could see Lackey getting lit up.
I'm a Royals homer, but Detroit victimized one of the better pitchers in the game last night, Vargas.
They should hammer Travis Wood.
KC's bats should have hammered Jordan Zimmerman last night, and they slept walked.
KC is truly a trendy, streaky team, right now, they are streaking and trending downward.
I can't trust KC tonight.
Can't trust Boston right now either, they did not look good (the bats) against the Yanks all weekend.
The bats did not look good against Stroman last night against Toronto. Sox start a cheeseburger lefty (Brian Johnson, wasn't that the characters name in the Breakfast Club played by Michael Anthony Hall?
"Where's Bender's weed?, I think it's down Johnson's shorts")
Any way, Johnson is one of those LH pitchers that right handed batters come up to the plate drooling, sporting a ton of wood.
I can't believe I am actually support J A Happ here, but Happ and the Jays looks like the way to go here.
Astro's start Peacock tonight, I love Peacock and his ridiculous K rate.
Astros score 8 runs before they get out of bed each day, they should destroy Seattle and their starter Sammy Gags.
KERSHAW ALERT
LA is -300 on the nose even as we speak.
LA is -170 on the run line
LA is a pick at -2.5
You want Kershaw at even money, OK, book say LA has to win by 3 runs.
(and they probably will)
FATTY FAT FAT ALERT
Colon start for the Twins against the Yanks
If Bartolo doesn't dig deep into his bag of tricks, Yanks power supply will destroy him.
I like Wacha over the Mets on the road.
I like Nova and the Pirates bats over shit bum Junior and the Brews.
I like the over in the Orioles/Rangers game.
And I like turtles.
Want some, the go fukking get some, I gotta walk my dogs before they crap my floor.
Be back later.
The good, the bad, or the ugly, the dude in his last 5 starts has walked 4.4.4.5, and 4 batters.
And Votto is a walk machine, shit, Votto even walks against Kershaw.
Ray is a freak, he walks the ball park and K's 10 a game.
I think he has 57 in the past 6 starts.
That's why his last 6 starts his pitch count was over 100 4 times, over 110 once and over 120 once.
This game is interesting, Bryce Harper and his gang of idiots made the Reds their personal meat puppets this past weekend, they scored at will on Reds pitching. But the Reds have big power numbers against LH pitching, if they wake up Reds could cash a +150 ticket, but then again, it's the Reds, and they start a hamburger in Sal (brother of Ray?) Romano, another one that throws way too many pitches, but unlike Ray, he doesn't have talent.
If there was such a thing as an easy over, this one is it.
But games are not played on paper, and how many times has an 'easy over' lost?
The correct answer is way too man times.
Zona is -142 in this game, the total (easy over, right?) The total is 9.5 and the under is juiced.
Another one that is intriguing, the Cubs and Braves are a pick.
I think I figured it out, because since Freeman came back, that line up is hitting a ton.
And more importantly, that lefty they have Newcomb, is legit.
I could see Lackey getting lit up.
I'm a Royals homer, but Detroit victimized one of the better pitchers in the game last night, Vargas.
They should hammer Travis Wood.
KC's bats should have hammered Jordan Zimmerman last night, and they slept walked.
KC is truly a trendy, streaky team, right now, they are streaking and trending downward.
I can't trust KC tonight.
Can't trust Boston right now either, they did not look good (the bats) against the Yanks all weekend.
The bats did not look good against Stroman last night against Toronto. Sox start a cheeseburger lefty (Brian Johnson, wasn't that the characters name in the Breakfast Club played by Michael Anthony Hall?
"Where's Bender's weed?, I think it's down Johnson's shorts")
Any way, Johnson is one of those LH pitchers that right handed batters come up to the plate drooling, sporting a ton of wood.
I can't believe I am actually support J A Happ here, but Happ and the Jays looks like the way to go here.
Astro's start Peacock tonight, I love Peacock and his ridiculous K rate.
Astros score 8 runs before they get out of bed each day, they should destroy Seattle and their starter Sammy Gags.
KERSHAW ALERT
LA is -300 on the nose even as we speak.
LA is -170 on the run line
LA is a pick at -2.5
You want Kershaw at even money, OK, book say LA has to win by 3 runs.
(and they probably will)
FATTY FAT FAT ALERT
Colon start for the Twins against the Yanks
If Bartolo doesn't dig deep into his bag of tricks, Yanks power supply will destroy him.
I like Wacha over the Mets on the road.
I like Nova and the Pirates bats over shit bum Junior and the Brews.
I like the over in the Orioles/Rangers game.
And I like turtles.
Want some, the go fukking get some, I gotta walk my dogs before they crap my floor.
Be back later.