Lmao, who needs a laugh? Classic sbr vids

[Louisvillekid1]

Omg i was talking about bad beats w/ my friends and we hit tulsa tt o, i started joking about i bet tulsa kneels and over backers fukked by .5-2 points, depending on line..

Made me thing of the classic emily haines videos

so enjoy, because im dying, especially the 2nd one...

[Louisvillekid1]

[Louisvillekid1]

[Louisvillekid1]

I still wish someone could remember the dude that used to tape the games and put towels at the bottom of his tv, to block the scores so he could watch w/o knowing what happen

that shit was classic,

[kmarinouofm]

Get under the bed!!

[jjgold]

[Da Manster!]

2nd video was my exact reaction when I lost two weeks ago on my survivor pool (I had Atlanta over KC)...Falcons score potential winning TD late in the 4th quarter to go up 28 - 27 and they go for a 2pt conversion to make it a 3 pt game...even if they fail on the attempt, I still win and advance....except for the fact Matt Ryan threw an int that got returned all the way back for a pick two!...KC wins 29 - 28!...

[Louisvillekid1]

2nd video was my exact reaction when I lost two weeks ago on my survivor pool (I had Atlanta over KC)...Falcons score potential winning TD late in the 4th quarter to go up 28 - 27 and they go for a 2pt conversion to make it a 3 pt game...even if they fail on the attempt, I still win and advance....except for the fact Matt Ryan threw an int that got returned all the way back for a pick two!...KC wins 29 - 28!...

I HAD ATL PK TO CLOSE A 1K TEASER LOL, FEEL YOUR PAIN

MY FAVORITE LINE IS " you know, I try to get aggressive"

UNC up 40 running up and down, like 20 misses in last minute and still they score

lol man this guy was great

[funnyb25]

Hahahahahahahha

[Da Manster!]

I HAD ATL PK TO CLOSE A 1K TEASER LOL, FEEL YOUR PAIN

MY FAVORITE LINE IS " you know, I try to get aggressive"

UNC up 40 running up and down, like 20 misses in last minute and still they score

lol man this guy was great

yeah, that was one of the classic vids ever posted here on SBR...we've all been there, done that....what a horrible beat that Falcons game was for us, kid...however, can't complain...that was on my survivor pool but I've been kicking ass and making lots of money doing mostly teaser plays in football...all validated and verified on my football thread 2016......PS...one of the funniest videos ever was Sweep calling up Ms. Cleo or some psychic place and asking them for some winners!......sweep was asking them about rotation numbers and giving out obscure colleges and their reaction was like

[Louisvillekid1]

yeah sweep had some classic's for sure man

[Chi_archie]

Bobbyfk bad beat sweat vids are all time classics

punched the tv and called his mom a bitch when share came in his room while losing

[stackz125]

Lmao what happened in the poker video?
Someone rivered a boat?

[Louisvillekid1]

runner runner yeah

[big joe 1212]

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Why does he shake so much?

Did we ever find out?

[daneblazer]

Where's the video where he proves he isn't fat by running 100 yards in the snow

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Where's the video where he proves he isn't fat by running 100 yards in the snow

[Waterstpub87]

JJgold giving advice about loan sharks cracked me up.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Where's the video where he proves he isn't fat by running 100 yards in the snow

Or maybe it was this one.

[Russian Rocket]

Why does he shake so much?

Did we ever find out?

Dangles the word on the street is that he's got Asparagus...Esophagus...Asperger syndrome.

[packerd_00]

JJgold giving advice about loan sharks cracked me up.

You remember the vid he posted alittle while ago,giving out tips on how to steal cash to gamble with.

[funnyb25]

You remember the vid he posted alittle while ago,giving out tips on how to steal cash to gamble with.

The attic vid?

[daneblazer]

[packerd_00]

The attic vid?

Nah its a different one mate,maybe Dig or Rocket can find it. It was actually a pretty funny vid.

[mikewlgm]

Why is he running?

[Fire in da hole]

[Fire in da hole]

[Fire in da hole]

[Fire in da hole]

[funnyb25]

Good stuff...lol

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Sometimes you dont even need a video for a good laugh.



Originally Posted by jjgold
Originally posted on 12/27/2008: I ain't big time??? Late last night she was sleeping and I peeked into her room and only had underwear on and basically tried to get her to notice me. I stood there for 40 minutes and hit something so she would awake. Yes she did and she told me to come in, I slowly edged towards her bed and asked if she has any problems that she needs to talk about and she started talking about herself and how she does not like herself kind of an emotional wreck like Robyn but way older, I comforted her and said all the right things and then slowly starting rubbing her arms and then moved my hands by her belly and rubbing there. Se said stop that it is not right and I said no baby it is all right and I was going to make you feel good. She started to be all at ease.................. Now I am going to seduce her and talk dirty, I said do you want my rooster inside of you?? She said yes so I take her hand and put it on my fukkin monster rooster and she starts rubbing it. Well I almost came and lucky I took her hand away. Ok I now go to closet and get TR-78 Lubricant works well with older ladies and had trouble opening it , Mommy heard me struggling in the closet and wanted to know what I was up to and i just said i was getting some jelly for my chapped hands. Ok I get back into my aunts room and get lube open and start spreading it all over her boby , was kind of sticky so now making a fukkin mess and even got it in my rug and her hair. I lube up her ass too just in case i go for kill, I furiously stroke my rooster now trying to get it up and now she mentions a condom and i told her no way and I do not use them and "you are fukkin 90 years old" and not going to get pregnant and she kind of resisted but I won her over so tell her I want to fuk her like a dog and told her to turn around, I slapped her ass a few times like the porn guys and tried inserting my rooster in her but it was too slippery. I put too much lube on her ass and everything was slippery. I flip her around and try regular style and same thing. We are creating a little noise now and Mommy asks if everything is alright and my aunt says yes with a sexy giggle. Anyway I could not get it in her because just way too much lube and I asked her if I coulld fuk her in the ass and she said no, I tried telling her everyone does it so do not worry but she said no. I said blow me and she said no. Well she said forget about this and looked kind of frustrated and asked me if I every been laid before???????????? Fuk her Never use lube unless your going to anal, my rooster had her excited and I fukked up . The lube gets all over and I even had a hard time flipping her over because she was too slippery, sheets need to be cleaned to,ect. Well I tried and had a big shot but again failed. I cannot even fuk a 61 year old

[temple2010]

I still wish someone could remember the dude that used to tape the games and put towels at the bottom of his tv, to block the scores so he could watch w/o knowing what happen

that shit was classic,

LOL I tape paper across the bottom of my screen while watching college football- ESPN constantly posts wrong scores all the time- they like fuking with my emotions!!

[Louisvillekid1]

LOL I tape paper across the bottom of my screen while watching college football- ESPN constantly posts wrong scores all the time- they like fuking with my emotions!!

lmfao

The video of the towels was so great, but i can't even remember who it was to look for it, so long ago

[packerd_00]

Sometimes you dont even need a video for a good laugh.



Originally Posted by jjgold
Originally posted on 12/27/2008: I ain't big time??? Late last night she was sleeping and I peeked into her room and only had underwear on and basically tried to get her to notice me. I stood there for 40 minutes and hit something so she would awake. Yes she did and she told me to come in, I slowly edged towards her bed and asked if she has any problems that she needs to talk about and she started talking about herself and how she does not like herself kind of an emotional wreck like Robyn but way older, I comforted her and said all the right things and then slowly starting rubbing her arms and then moved my hands by her belly and rubbing there. Se said stop that it is not right and I said no baby it is all right and I was going to make you feel good. She started to be all at ease.................. Now I am going to seduce her and talk dirty, I said do you want my rooster inside of you?? She said yes so I take her hand and put it on my fukkin monster rooster and she starts rubbing it. Well I almost came and lucky I took her hand away. Ok I now go to closet and get TR-78 Lubricant works well with older ladies and had trouble opening it , Mommy heard me struggling in the closet and wanted to know what I was up to and i just said i was getting some jelly for my chapped hands. Ok I get back into my aunts room and get lube open and start spreading it all over her boby , was kind of sticky so now making a fukkin mess and even got it in my rug and her hair. I lube up her ass too just in case i go for kill, I furiously stroke my rooster now trying to get it up and now she mentions a condom and i told her no way and I do not use them and "you are fukkin 90 years old" and not going to get pregnant and she kind of resisted but I won her over so tell her I want to fuk her like a dog and told her to turn around, I slapped her ass a few times like the porn guys and tried inserting my rooster in her but it was too slippery. I put too much lube on her ass and everything was slippery. I flip her around and try regular style and same thing. We are creating a little noise now and Mommy asks if everything is alright and my aunt says yes with a sexy giggle. Anyway I could not get it in her because just way too much lube and I asked her if I coulld fuk her in the ass and she said no, I tried telling her everyone does it so do not worry but she said no. I said blow me and she said no. Well she said forget about this and looked kind of frustrated and asked me if I every been laid before???????????? Fuk her Never use lube unless your going to anal, my rooster had her excited and I fukked up . The lube gets all over and I even had a hard time flipping her over because she was too slippery, sheets need to be cleaned to,ect. Well I tried and had a big shot but again failed. I cannot even fuk a 61 year old

Dig you remember that vid JJ posted awhile ago,he was giving tips to Otter on how to steal cheques from his mothers purse to pay for his Gambling.