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    Bigdave117
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    I'm Brahmabull

    what's up guys? I started gambling again this year for fun. You all remember when I was thinking about trying to be a professional gambler for a living?


    I'm actually selling cars now for a living and I'm one of the best in my entire state. I made about $155K last year and I should make 190K this year. I now gamble because I'm a degenerate. I make more money than any 27 year old should ever need


    I only bet baseball though. Only sport I can consistently win at a 58-66% clip...although my bankroll management is so bad being a degenerate, I don't win any money. At least I'm careful to bet small amounts - I don't ever deposit more than 800-1000 bucks

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    ACoochy
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    kidcudi92
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    "I don't win any money"

    In Advance for those who don't wanna read stupid shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigdave117 View Post
    what's up guys? I started gambling again this year for fun. You all remember when I was thinking about trying to be a professional gambler for a living?


    I'm actually selling cars now for a living and I'm one of the best in my entire state. I made about $155K last year and I should make 190K this year. I now gamble because I'm a degenerate. I make more money than any 27 year old should ever need


    I only bet baseball though. Only sport I can consistently win at a 58-66% clip...although my bankroll management is so bad being a degenerate, I don't win any money. At least I'm careful to bet small amounts - I don't ever deposit more than 800-1000 bucks
    if u can sell cars u can do anything

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    IlluminatedOne
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    Wow, thank you for the good laugh.

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    gauchojake
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    Welcome back. We should have a car selling contest between you, sammy and carseller

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    Bigdave117
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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    Welcome back. We should have a car selling contest between you, sammy and carseller

    LOL I might be one of the best car salesmen in the country

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    gauchojake
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    I know the best car saleswoman in the country. Maybe you twp should meet. Are you into persian milfs?

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    Smoke
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    Brahma you're back!



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    El Nino
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    This fukkin' clown...

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    Ohhhhh fawwwwk!

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    sup

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    Bigdave117
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Brahma you're back!

    I'm not a virgin anymore, I've slept with 8 or 9 women. I slept with 1 last saturday and probably will smash another this Saturday

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigdave117 View Post
    I'm not a virgin anymore, I've slept with 8 or 9 women. I slept with 1 last saturday and probably will smash another this Saturday

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    Bull lets go
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