My Face Black Marked By A Bookmaker For Not Paying: Video

RealSlimShady · 02-12-10, 05:53 PM

The next time you go to the urinal, look down at your pecker. Maybe you're now hung like a brother....huge upgrade from your 2.5" unit.

tltaylor89 · 02-12-10, 06:00 PM

he looks like a chicken flailing after his head is chopped off

DOMINATER · 02-12-10, 06:47 PM

LISTEN, go get a tux and a old long broom tell people your in the chimmney swwep business for now. I m going to do research ,ill come up with the antidote, GET ONE OF THOSE LONG HATS, LIKE ABE LINCOLN, AS YOU WALK JUST SAY CHIMMNEY SWEEP, CHIMMNEY SWEEP !

DOMINATER · 02-12-10, 07:04 PM

Meanwhile ,i'm going out with my crew and see if i can see if anyone that has the solution , my guy is with me here, he said crisco tomatoes ,crushed ;olive oil some pepper too, make or buy 2 lbs of dough ,woe WOE, wait a minute , thats not the cleaning agent , hes an idiot thats grandma's pizza recipe, what a carbadorse, for non- italians that means thickhead, no sweat ill go out and get the right formula a.s.a.p., while your waiting when you wear the chimney sweep costume wear a nice horizontal stripe sweaterlike shirt under the chimney sweep jacket with three inch horizontal stripes, you will look more authenic, jj, your very talented can you do one of those cockney accents no one will never know , at least until I can find the right agent to clean that shit off your face and hands , i think if you do a video and practice in the house your a great actor no sweat you will pass , I'm outta here,

jjgold · 02-12-10, 07:06 PM

Thanks Dominator, I got a 1/8 of it off but my face is all red.

All I need to do is pay book off and he will give me solution to get off real easy

BEANTOWNJIM · 02-12-10, 07:16 PM

JJGOLD WHAT DID YOUR MOTHER SAY WHEN SHE FOUND OUT HER PRIDE AND JOY JJGOLD TURNED INTO JJBLACK

I KNOW HOW JEWISH MOTHERS LIKE TO TALK BUT YOUR MOTHER WILL HAVE A HARD TIME EXPLAINING TO YOUR RABBI THAT HER GOOD JEWISH BOY DECIDED HE WANTED TO BECOME A NIGERIAN

YOU MIGHT BE THE FIRST JEW IN HISTORY TO CHANGE HIS COLOR

I COULD SEE JJGOLD WALKING INTO HIS TEMPLE ON SATURDAY AND THE OLD JEWS SAYING THE BABTIST CHURCH IS DOWN THE STREET (BUT FEEL FREE TO LEAVE A BLANK CHECK) I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF A JEW TURNING DOWN A BLANK CHECK

DOMINATER · 02-12-10, 07:16 PM

HOW MUCH does this jerkoff wants cash

flyingillini · 02-12-10, 07:21 PM

Originally posted by BEANTOWNJIM

JJGOLD WHAT DID YOUR MOTHER SAY WHEN SHE FOUND OUT HER PRIDE AND JOY JJGOLD TURNED INTO JJBLACK

I KNOW HOW JEWISH MOTHERS LIKE TO TALK BUT YOUR MOTHER WILL HAVE A HARD TIME EXPLAINING TO YOUR RABBI THAT HER GOOD JEWISH BOY DECIDED HE WANTED TO BECOME A NIGERIAN

YOU MIGHT BE THE FIRST JEW IN HISTORY TO CHANGE HIS COLOR

I COULD SEE JJGOLD WALKING INTO HIS TEMPLE ON SATURDAY AND THE OLD JEWS SAYING THE BABTIST CHURCH IS DOWN THE STREET (BUT FEEL FREE TO LEAVE A BLANK CHECK) I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF A JEW TURNING DOWN A BLANK CHECK

Why would Jews go to Temple on Saturday? JJ is the furthest thing from being Jewish. I would lay -50000000 that is he is not Jewish. I would lay everything that I own.

DOMINATER · 02-12-10, 07:24 PM

how about we get the girl scouts to have a cupcake drive, a house mother volunteer owes MR. big ,we can grab 20 large, even can get more from the blue- birds need be i'm guessing 5 dimes. let me know I'll have mickey score the mix out of the east coast markets no overhead all profit

DOMINATER · 02-12-10, 07:37 PM

JJ IF NOT , will get aggressive an eye for an eye, remember the GODFATHER remember what happened to Santino . I'll take in the east coast muscle. just say the word jj.

flyingillini · 02-12-10, 07:48 PM

Surprised to hear 5dimes being promoted now. I bet within 3 months JJ is yelling Rebate Wager, 5 Dimes and Betphoenix

RealSlimShady · 02-12-10, 08:26 PM

JJ, this video is a new low, even for you. Don't think you've ever looked this banged up.

"The Face of SBR".....

gummo · 02-12-10, 08:27 PM

unreal

jjgold · 02-12-10, 08:30 PM

johncrud · 02-12-10, 08:37 PM

look like a broke ass pirate..

a bald pirate... this is a first..

RealSlimShady · 02-12-10, 08:38 PM

Originally posted by johncrud

look like a broke ass pirate..

MJT1212 · 02-12-10, 08:45 PM

Good one.

soaked in sweat · 02-12-10, 08:54 PM

awesome vid.

RealSlimShady · 02-12-10, 08:59 PM

Coach, are you taking notes on which posters are making fun of you? Didn't you specifically warn us about this?

BigdaddyQH · 02-12-10, 09:00 PM

Go to the Emergency room. They have stuff that will take that off. If my friends were your book, you would be there anyways, and you would not be taping anything. The ER Doctor would be taping your body back together. If this is legit, I think you got off easy. If not, at least it was funny. Another tough guy bites the dust.

Brock Landers · 02-12-10, 10:22 PM

Originally posted by BigdaddyQH

Go to the Emergency room. They have stuff that will take that off. If my friends were your book, you would be there anyways, and you would not be taping anything. The ER Doctor would be taping your body back together. If this is legit, I think you got off easy. If not, at least it was funny. Another tough guy bites the dust.

wtf · 02-12-10, 10:49 PM

would pay 100 points if someone can confirm if this is legit or not

Bigmikesm · 02-13-10, 07:34 AM

Never heard of this practice. Funny video though.

jjgold · 02-13-10, 07:42 AM

It is a practice that is used every so often, the poison ivy one is worse where they get leafs and rub it all over your face

It is fukkin brutal

JohnAnthony · 02-13-10, 08:20 AM

Originally posted by flyingillini

Surprised to hear 5dimes being promoted now. I bet within 3 months JJ is yelling Rebate Wager, 5 Dimes and Betphoenix

Good $$$.

jjgold · 02-13-10, 08:22 AM

No Johnny...............Walker told me to mention more A+ Books

JohnAnthony · 02-13-10, 08:24 AM

Tell them you know a guy called John D. Anthony, they will black mark you again.

thezbar · 02-13-10, 08:33 AM

That's one HELL of a video!

jjgold · 02-13-10, 08:49 AM

Black shit still on my fukkin face

This sucks

HAPPY BOY · 02-13-10, 09:13 AM

JJ you would be a great xtra on the movie Butt Pirates of the Carribean dude they black marked your finger tips too. If you go outside with a tin cup you would clean up "loose change mister?" lol great work Hanky. You nned to get into broadway pal your wasting talent. BTW speaking of talent I think Ill do a Toon in honor of this great production.

Pecos Bill · 02-13-10, 11:34 AM

You should sand your face bro.

jjgold · 02-13-10, 11:34 AM

Happy Boy I should have money by Tues if I can win this weekend

I have to make another video with this shit on my face

unrea

jjgold · 02-13-10, 11:35 AM

Originally posted by Pecos Bill

You should sand your face bro.

BigdaddyQH · 02-13-10, 11:41 AM

Like I said, just go to your local ER and they can remove it, that is, if this is legit to begin with. Or, you can always tell people that you are doing your best Al Jolson immitation.

RealSlimShady · 02-13-10, 11:42 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

I have to make another video with this shit on my face

unrea