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  • stealthyburrito
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 05-12-09
    • 21562

    #36
    JJ you have plenty to be thankful for

    short/overweight
    bald
    small pecker
    losing gambler
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    • stevek173
      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
      • 03-29-08
      • 27598

      #37
      worried about you here coach

      all the best

      Don't forget when you're driving and going bonkers like that you're not only a danger to yourself but to others as well, good job pulling over and letting it out
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      • Smoke
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 10-09-09
        • 48111

        #38
        Originally posted by jjgold
        How much does Lupe owe Iwin??
        Lupe is a hooker. IWYM payed her for sex in Costa Rica a few years back
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        • lupe
          SBR High Roller
          • 09-29-09
          • 190

          #39
          Originally posted by Smoke
          Lupe is a hooker. IWYM payed her for sex in Costa Rica a few years back
          who is Iwin and IWYM? i'll go along with it if you want.
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          • Smoke
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 10-09-09
            • 48111

            #40
            Originally posted by lupe
            who is Iwin and IWYM? i'll go along with it if you want.
            Iwinyourmoney the poster with tribal tattoos and has a fat friend named mug
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            • jjgold
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 07-20-05
              • 388179

              #41
              The day is over year a lot of walking

              Thank God the weather is beautiful

              Hopefully next year will be a better Thanksgiving
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              • BennyBigNuts
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 04-16-12
                • 8700

                #42
                Video JJ was taping this video while driving on Dean MArtin. Towards the end was where he is on the infamous "track" from back in the day. Used to be 20 hookers walking that street at all times right up to that corner of Tropicana.
                Now it's just a crack shack where you get $20 gum jobs from a bunch of fat black girls.
                What are you doing in that area JJ?
                You're about 3 miles from me there.
                Stop being a bitch let's have lunch.
                Also, what's up with your mouth? You're grinding harder than usual and look to be coked up a little.
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                • will2survive
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 11-26-09
                  • 8099

                  #43
                  I told you the shaved head was the way to go. Now, grow a nice goatee; not bushy, and you're set. You actually look somewhat normal.
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                  • grease lightnin
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 10-01-12
                    • 16015

                    #44
                    JJ has everyone fooled. Guy is not driving a beater. Guy has nice glasses on, looks good--does not look like a broke dikk. Is in Vegas on Turkey Day. He is probably looking at buying that piece of property he was walking around, probably about to go cash some big tickets on his wagers.
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                    • jjgold
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 07-20-05
                      • 388179

                      #45
                      Going to play $10 free play and slots this morning

                      If I could build it to 100 I could be on my way
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                      • Salmon Steak
                        SBR MVP
                        • 03-05-10
                        • 2110

                        #46
                        Originally posted by jjgold
                        Going to play $10 free play and slots this morning

                        If I could build it to 100 I could be on my way
                        Eight signs you’ve got a gambling problem

                        1. You can’t stop

                        Just as an experienced poker player knows when to “hold ‘em or fold ‘em,” those who gamble for fun limit themselves and their bets. Compulsive gamblers struggle with both the time and money they’re spending. Betting takes over their life, and they find themselves constantly wagering. They try to quit, but can’t.
                        2. You gamble with money you can’t afford to lose

                        Problem gamblers don’t stop with “fun money” set aside for betting. They use money budgeted for bills, savings, or their kids’ education. Sometimes they squander not just their last penny, but borrowed money as well.
                        The psychologist Stacy interviewed said one of his patients had borrowed money from sources so unsavory, he’d put his family’s safety at risk.
                        3. Your bets go beyond entertainment

                        Recreational gamblers play for fun and spend a few dollars to have a good time. Gambling addicts place bets for reasons other than entertainment, often trying to escape anxiety or other problems. Whatever issues you face, gambling isn’t the solution.
                        4. You attempt to recover losses by gambling more

                        Have you repeatedly tried to get back money you’ve lost gambling by betting more? Problem gamblers may see more betting as the solution to financial loses rather than what it is – throwing good money after bad.
                        5. You gamble with more and more money

                        Like many addictions, pathological gambling can start small. But problem gamblers won’t be content keeping the stakes low or setting limits. They need to bet more and more to experience the rush.
                        6. You go to extremes to find money to gamble

                        Pathological gamblers don’t stop gambling when their bank account runs dry. Instead they go to extremes to find more money. While this may stop with borrowing, some problem gamblers resort to theft, forgery, or other crimes to feed their habit.
                        7. You put gambling before more important things

                        Problem gamblers allow their habit to take priority over other parts of their lives. A gambling addict might skip watching her child’s soccer game or miss time at work to hit the casino. Careers are put on the back burner and relationships deteriorate at the expense their habit.
                        8. Gambling negatively affects your emotions

                        While gambling can be an exhilarating experience, addicts might experience emotions signaling a problem, including:
                        • Frustration or irritation when you’ve tried to quit and failed
                        • Feelings of remorse
                        • A decrease in ambition
                        • An urge to celebrate an unrelated event by gambling

                        In addition to these warning signs, test if you’re addicted to gambling on the Gamblers Anonymous website.
                        If you believe you’re addicted, there are steps to help you quit. Taking early action is the key to salvaging your job, relationships, and bank account.
                        How to treat a gambling addiction

                        1. Admit you have a problem

                        Gambling is like any addiction: The first step is to admit you have a problem. Experts say treatment won’t be effective if the addict can’t take this important first step. Admitting to the problem means you’re ready to make an effort to stop.
                        2. Get support

                        Gambling addictions are hard to fight alone. Family and friends can be a good source of support, and Gamblers Anonymous can help recovering addicts share their experiences and find encouragement.
                        3. Avoid temptation

                        Addicts have to avoid environments that lead to gambling. Stay away from casinos, race tracks, poker games, or anything else that might remind or tempt you. Cut bad influences out of your life.
                        Take away sources for financing your habit by giving your spouse or someone else control of your money. If you’re using ************ to fund your habit, cut them up and close the accounts.
                        4. Replace gambling with something positive

                        Find a replacement activity or hobby. Whether it’s jogging, rock climbing, or fly fishing, find something to take the place of gambling.
                        5. Seek professional help

                        The intensity of treatment for gambling addiction varies case-by-case. Up to 70 percent of those with gambling addictions may have other psychiatric conditions, making additional treatment necessary.
                        Psychotherapy may be a part of treatment, and medications are sometimes prescribed that help reduce the urge to wager.
                        Certified Gambling Counseling is available through the National Counsel on Problem Gambling – something often recommended in addition to Gamblers Anonymous and family support.
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                        • stevek173
                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                          • 03-29-08
                          • 27598

                          #47
                          Martingale blackjack and report back coach
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                          • jjgold
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 07-20-05
                            • 388179

                            #48
                            Thanks men for all your suggestions

                            Will work on it
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                            • Sam Odom
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 10-30-05
                              • 58063

                              #49
                              What is wrong with you ?
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                              • El Nino
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 05-03-12
                                • 18426

                                #50
                                No glory holes in the desert, coach.
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                                • Auto Donk
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 09-03-13
                                  • 43558

                                  #51
                                  Originally posted by jjgold
                                  a few random points after watching this awesome clip........

                                  1. at least you got a decent blo dealer, tho that line you railed before leavin' the "house" appeared to be wearing off a bit in the second portion of the clip....

                                  2. the day got better for you, obviously, as you went from "kickin' dirt" to stealing pies....... at least you can eat a pie........

                                  3. I hear there's a job opening in ferguson, missouri, you seem to be perfect to replace the psycho killer who's resigning from it.....
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                                  • Auto Donk
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 09-03-13
                                    • 43558

                                    #52
                                    Originally posted by BennyBigNuts
                                    Video JJ was taping this video while driving on Dean MArtin. Towards the end was where he is on the infamous "track" from back in the day. Used to be 20 hookers walking that street at all times right up to that corner of Tropicana.
                                    Now it's just a crack shack where you get $20 gum jobs from a bunch of fat black girls.
                                    What are you doing in that area JJ?
                                    You're about 3 miles from me there.
                                    Stop being a bitch let's have lunch.
                                    Also, what's up with your mouth? You're grinding harder than usual and look to be coked up a little.
                                    yep, he's on dean martin....... and "a little" is a helluva understatement, bbn
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                                    • jjgold
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 07-20-05
                                      • 388179

                                      #53
                                      Originally posted by BennyBigNuts
                                      Video JJ was taping this video while driving on Dean MArtin. Towards the end was where he is on the infamous "track" from back in the day. Used to be 20 hookers walking that street at all times right up to that corner of Tropicana.
                                      Now it's just a crack shack where you get $20 gum jobs from a bunch of fat black girls.
                                      What are you doing in that area JJ?
                                      You're about 3 miles from me there.
                                      Stop being a bitch let's have lunch.
                                      Also, what's up with your mouth? You're grinding harder than usual and look to be coked up a little.
                                      This kid knows the area..I am always on the corner of Trop and Martin hanging around...stayed at Motel 6 the other night
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                                      • Auto Donk
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 09-03-13
                                        • 43558

                                        #54
                                        haha... you were headed right toward my fav in/out burger in vegas, the one I hit in the evening dinner breaks damn near nightly during the wsop grind...... too funny....... def brings back memories!
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                                        • jjgold
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 07-20-05
                                          • 388179

                                          #55
                                          Auto ..place tough

                                          I habg with all street guys and gals on corner..I mean just talking with them when I see him

                                          I am in wildfire all the time across street
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                                          • Auto Donk
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 09-03-13
                                            • 43558

                                            #56
                                            one year i stayed three weeks at the orleans while i played; my wife booked it instead of the palms; as she didn't want me exposed to the barage of babes at the palms..... the orleans, avg age of guests must've been 65....... rooms were like 35 a night or something insane like that....... but yeah, tropicana and all that area is strife with street walkers/mobile hookers.... must've been offered 20 blowjobs a week by some skank in a car pulling up asking me to roll my window down...... "you wanna party? you whan yo dick sucked?" hahaha
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                                            • jjgold
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 07-20-05
                                              • 388179

                                              #57
                                              Auto do you still visit Vegas?
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                                              • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 11-30-08
                                                • 81450

                                                #58
                                                Originally posted by jjgold
                                                Auto ..place tough

                                                I habg with all street guys and gals on corner..I mean just talking with them when I see him

                                                I am in wildfire all the time across street
                                                Would love to see video of you hanging out with this crew.
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                                                • Smoke
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 10-09-09
                                                  • 48111

                                                  #59
                                                  Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                                  Would love to see video of you hanging out with this crew.
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                                                  • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 11-30-08
                                                    • 81450

                                                    #60
                                                    Originally posted by Smoke
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                                                    • Auto Donk
                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                      • 09-03-13
                                                      • 43558

                                                      #61
                                                      occasionally visit, used to go more often. probably next june, once wsop cranks back up
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                                                      • jjgold
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 07-20-05
                                                        • 388179

                                                        #62
                                                        I'll look out for you auto when you're here

                                                        I'll take you and your girl to a swing club off boulder highway
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                                                        • DOM_Toretto
                                                          Restricted User
                                                          • 01-28-13
                                                          • 9035

                                                          #63
                                                          Cheer up jj! At least you have your freedom!!!

                                                          Wanna know what thanksgiving taste like in jail?? I'd rather eat that fukkin dirt you were kickin than that shittyass 7-day casserole again!!!
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                                                          • jjgold
                                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                                            • 07-20-05
                                                            • 388179

                                                            #64
                                                            Desert not bad

                                                            A lot of meth addicts here so you have to be careful especially at smaller local casinos

                                                            Wildfire my home base
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                                                            • Salmon Steak
                                                              SBR MVP
                                                              • 03-05-10
                                                              • 2110

                                                              #65
                                                              Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                                              one year i stayed three weeks at the orleans while i played; my wife booked it instead of the palms; as she didn't want me exposed to the barage of babes at the palms..... the orleans, avg age of guests must've been 65....... rooms were like 35 a night or something insane like that....... but yeah, tropicana and all that area is strife with street walkers/mobile hookers.... must've been offered 20 blowjobs a week by some skank in a car pulling up asking me to roll my window down...... "you wanna party? you whan yo dick sucked?" hahaha
                                                              I believe this. I saw stuff like this when I was there.
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                                                              • pronk
                                                                Restricted User
                                                                • 11-22-08
                                                                • 6887

                                                                #66
                                                                Originally posted by Dirty Sanchez
                                                                What happened to the Bible reading?
                                                                jj lama was left behind, next stop - Bellevue!
                                                                Last edited by pronk; 11-29-14, 12:09 AM.
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                                                                • jjgold
                                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                                  • 07-20-05
                                                                  • 388179

                                                                  #67
                                                                  did nothing today but walk around and get free water at casinos

                                                                  strip mobbed

                                                                  guy was selling nickle bags of weed for $15

                                                                  I had a fat girl of course escort wink at me and after we talked she wanted only $60 for 15 minutes but if I had $60 I would of played slots or bet a game
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                                                                  • mpaschal34
                                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                                    • 02-04-13
                                                                    • 12084

                                                                    #68
                                                                    JJ...you need to take your 3800 points and get a Target GC and a pizza. Then you can invite the hooker over, have dinner with her....negotiate her $60 down to $40, bang her, then give her your $100 GC and get $60 in return. Now you have your $60 for the slots and a game to bet.

                                                                    SBR....making another dream come true!
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                                                                    • Vaughany
                                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                                      • 03-07-10
                                                                      • 45563

                                                                      #69
                                                                      Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                                                      one year i stayed three weeks at the orleans while i played; my wife booked it instead of the palms; as she didn't want me exposed to the barage of babes at the palms..... the orleans, avg age of guests must've been 65....... rooms were like 35 a night or something insane like that....... but yeah, tropicana and all that area is strife with street walkers/mobile hookers.... must've been offered 20 blowjobs a week by some skank in a car pulling up asking me to roll my window down...... "you wanna party? you whan yo dick sucked?" hahaha
                                                                      Funnil enough tht is what JJ does now
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                                                                      • jjgold
                                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                                        • 07-20-05
                                                                        • 388179

                                                                        #70
                                                                        Originally posted by mpaschal34
                                                                        JJ...you need to take your 3800 points and get a Target GC and a pizza. Then you can invite the hooker over, have dinner with her....negotiate her $60 down to $40, bang her, then give her your $100 GC and get $60 in return. Now you have your $60 for the slots and a game to bet.

                                                                        SBR....making another dream come true!
                                                                        good idea actually..working on martingale system with 25 cent machine blackjack right now
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