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    JJ you have plenty to be thankful for

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    worried about you here coach

    all the best

    Don't forget when you're driving and going bonkers like that you're not only a danger to yourself but to others as well, good job pulling over and letting it out

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    How much does Lupe owe Iwin??
    Lupe is a hooker. IWYM payed her for sex in Costa Rica a few years back

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Lupe is a hooker. IWYM payed her for sex in Costa Rica a few years back
    who is Iwin and IWYM? i'll go along with it if you want.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lupe View Post
    who is Iwin and IWYM? i'll go along with it if you want.
    Iwinyourmoney the poster with tribal tattoos and has a fat friend named mug

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    The day is over year a lot of walking

    Thank God the weather is beautiful

    Hopefully next year will be a better Thanksgiving

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    Video JJ was taping this video while driving on Dean MArtin. Towards the end was where he is on the infamous "track" from back in the day. Used to be 20 hookers walking that street at all times right up to that corner of Tropicana.
    Now it's just a crack shack where you get $20 gum jobs from a bunch of fat black girls.
    What are you doing in that area JJ?
    You're about 3 miles from me there.
    Stop being a bitch let's have lunch.
    Also, what's up with your mouth? You're grinding harder than usual and look to be coked up a little.

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    I told you the shaved head was the way to go. Now, grow a nice goatee; not bushy, and you're set. You actually look somewhat normal.

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    JJ has everyone fooled. Guy is not driving a beater. Guy has nice glasses on, looks good--does not look like a broke dikk. Is in Vegas on Turkey Day. He is probably looking at buying that piece of property he was walking around, probably about to go cash some big tickets on his wagers.

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    Going to play $10 free play and slots this morning

    If I could build it to 100 I could be on my way

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Going to play $10 free play and slots this morning

    If I could build it to 100 I could be on my way
    Eight signs you’ve got a gambling problem

    1. You can’t stop

    Just as an experienced poker player knows when to “hold ‘em or fold ‘em,” those who gamble for fun limit themselves and their bets. Compulsive gamblers struggle with both the time and money they’re spending. Betting takes over their life, and they find themselves constantly wagering. They try to quit, but can’t.
    2. You gamble with money you can’t afford to lose

    Problem gamblers don’t stop with “fun money” set aside for betting. They use money budgeted for bills, savings, or their kids’ education. Sometimes they squander not just their last penny, but borrowed money as well.
    The psychologist Stacy interviewed said one of his patients had borrowed money from sources so unsavory, he’d put his family’s safety at risk.
    3. Your bets go beyond entertainment

    Recreational gamblers play for fun and spend a few dollars to have a good time. Gambling addicts place bets for reasons other than entertainment, often trying to escape anxiety or other problems. Whatever issues you face, gambling isn’t the solution.
    4. You attempt to recover losses by gambling more

    Have you repeatedly tried to get back money you’ve lost gambling by betting more? Problem gamblers may see more betting as the solution to financial loses rather than what it is – throwing good money after bad.
    5. You gamble with more and more money

    Like many addictions, pathological gambling can start small. But problem gamblers won’t be content keeping the stakes low or setting limits. They need to bet more and more to experience the rush.
    6. You go to extremes to find money to gamble

    Pathological gamblers don’t stop gambling when their bank account runs dry. Instead they go to extremes to find more money. While this may stop with borrowing, some problem gamblers resort to theft, forgery, or other crimes to feed their habit.
    7. You put gambling before more important things

    Problem gamblers allow their habit to take priority over other parts of their lives. A gambling addict might skip watching her child’s soccer game or miss time at work to hit the casino. Careers are put on the back burner and relationships deteriorate at the expense their habit.
    8. Gambling negatively affects your emotions

    While gambling can be an exhilarating experience, addicts might experience emotions signaling a problem, including:

    • Frustration or irritation when you’ve tried to quit and failed
    • Feelings of remorse
    • A decrease in ambition
    • An urge to celebrate an unrelated event by gambling

    In addition to these warning signs, test if you’re addicted to gambling on the Gamblers Anonymous website.
    If you believe you’re addicted, there are steps to help you quit. Taking early action is the key to salvaging your job, relationships, and bank account.
    How to treat a gambling addiction

    1. Admit you have a problem

    Gambling is like any addiction: The first step is to admit you have a problem. Experts say treatment won’t be effective if the addict can’t take this important first step. Admitting to the problem means you’re ready to make an effort to stop.
    2. Get support

    Gambling addictions are hard to fight alone. Family and friends can be a good source of support, and Gamblers Anonymous can help recovering addicts share their experiences and find encouragement.
    3. Avoid temptation

    Addicts have to avoid environments that lead to gambling. Stay away from casinos, race tracks, poker games, or anything else that might remind or tempt you. Cut bad influences out of your life.
    Take away sources for financing your habit by giving your spouse or someone else control of your money. If you’re using ************ to fund your habit, cut them up and close the accounts.
    4. Replace gambling with something positive

    Find a replacement activity or hobby. Whether it’s jogging, rock climbing, or fly fishing, find something to take the place of gambling.
    5. Seek professional help

    The intensity of treatment for gambling addiction varies case-by-case. Up to 70 percent of those with gambling addictions may have other psychiatric conditions, making additional treatment necessary.
    Psychotherapy may be a part of treatment, and medications are sometimes prescribed that help reduce the urge to wager.
    Certified Gambling Counseling is available through the National Counsel on Problem Gambling – something often recommended in addition to Gamblers Anonymous and family support.

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    Martingale blackjack and report back coach

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    Thanks men for all your suggestions

    Will work on it

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    What is wrong with you ?

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    No glory holes in the desert, coach.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    a few random points after watching this awesome clip........

    1. at least you got a decent blo dealer, tho that line you railed before leavin' the "house" appeared to be wearing off a bit in the second portion of the clip....

    2. the day got better for you, obviously, as you went from "kickin' dirt" to stealing pies....... at least you can eat a pie........

    3. I hear there's a job opening in ferguson, missouri, you seem to be perfect to replace the psycho killer who's resigning from it.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyBigNuts View Post
    Video JJ was taping this video while driving on Dean MArtin. Towards the end was where he is on the infamous "track" from back in the day. Used to be 20 hookers walking that street at all times right up to that corner of Tropicana.
    Now it's just a crack shack where you get $20 gum jobs from a bunch of fat black girls.
    What are you doing in that area JJ?
    You're about 3 miles from me there.
    Stop being a bitch let's have lunch.
    Also, what's up with your mouth? You're grinding harder than usual and look to be coked up a little.
    yep, he's on dean martin....... and "a little" is a helluva understatement, bbn

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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyBigNuts View Post
    Video JJ was taping this video while driving on Dean MArtin. Towards the end was where he is on the infamous "track" from back in the day. Used to be 20 hookers walking that street at all times right up to that corner of Tropicana.
    Now it's just a crack shack where you get $20 gum jobs from a bunch of fat black girls.
    What are you doing in that area JJ?
    You're about 3 miles from me there.
    Stop being a bitch let's have lunch.
    Also, what's up with your mouth? You're grinding harder than usual and look to be coked up a little.
    This kid knows the area..I am always on the corner of Trop and Martin hanging around...stayed at Motel 6 the other night

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    haha... you were headed right toward my fav in/out burger in vegas, the one I hit in the evening dinner breaks damn near nightly during the wsop grind...... too funny....... def brings back memories!

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    Auto ..place tough

    I habg with all street guys and gals on corner..I mean just talking with them when I see him

    I am in wildfire all the time across street

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    one year i stayed three weeks at the orleans while i played; my wife booked it instead of the palms; as she didn't want me exposed to the barage of babes at the palms..... the orleans, avg age of guests must've been 65....... rooms were like 35 a night or something insane like that....... but yeah, tropicana and all that area is strife with street walkers/mobile hookers.... must've been offered 20 blowjobs a week by some skank in a car pulling up asking me to roll my window down...... "you wanna party? you whan yo dick sucked?" hahaha

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    Auto do you still visit Vegas?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Auto ..place tough

    I habg with all street guys and gals on corner..I mean just talking with them when I see him

    I am in wildfire all the time across street
    Would love to see video of you hanging out with this crew.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Would love to see video of you hanging out with this crew.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post

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    occasionally visit, used to go more often. probably next june, once wsop cranks back up

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    I'll look out for you auto when you're here

    I'll take you and your girl to a swing club off boulder highway

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    Cheer up jj! At least you have your freedom!!!

    Wanna know what thanksgiving taste like in jail?? I'd rather eat that fukkin dirt you were kickin than that shittyass 7-day casserole again!!!

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    Desert not bad

    A lot of meth addicts here so you have to be careful especially at smaller local casinos

    Wildfire my home base

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    one year i stayed three weeks at the orleans while i played; my wife booked it instead of the palms; as she didn't want me exposed to the barage of babes at the palms..... the orleans, avg age of guests must've been 65....... rooms were like 35 a night or something insane like that....... but yeah, tropicana and all that area is strife with street walkers/mobile hookers.... must've been offered 20 blowjobs a week by some skank in a car pulling up asking me to roll my window down...... "you wanna party? you whan yo dick sucked?" hahaha
    I believe this. I saw stuff like this when I was there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Sanchez View Post
    What happened to the Bible reading?
    jj lama was left behind, next stop - Bellevue!
    Last edited by pronk; 11-29-14 at 12:09 AM.

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    did nothing today but walk around and get free water at casinos

    strip mobbed

    guy was selling nickle bags of weed for $15

    I had a fat girl of course escort wink at me and after we talked she wanted only $60 for 15 minutes but if I had $60 I would of played slots or bet a game

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    JJ...you need to take your 3800 points and get a Target GC and a pizza. Then you can invite the hooker over, have dinner with her....negotiate her $60 down to $40, bang her, then give her your $100 GC and get $60 in return. Now you have your $60 for the slots and a game to bet.

    SBR....making another dream come true!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    one year i stayed three weeks at the orleans while i played; my wife booked it instead of the palms; as she didn't want me exposed to the barage of babes at the palms..... the orleans, avg age of guests must've been 65....... rooms were like 35 a night or something insane like that....... but yeah, tropicana and all that area is strife with street walkers/mobile hookers.... must've been offered 20 blowjobs a week by some skank in a car pulling up asking me to roll my window down...... "you wanna party? you whan yo dick sucked?" hahaha
    Funnil enough tht is what JJ does now

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    Quote Originally Posted by mpaschal34 View Post
    JJ...you need to take your 3800 points and get a Target GC and a pizza. Then you can invite the hooker over, have dinner with her....negotiate her $60 down to $40, bang her, then give her your $100 GC and get $60 in return. Now you have your $60 for the slots and a game to bet.

    SBR....making another dream come true!
    good idea actually..working on martingale system with 25 cent machine blackjack right now

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