Quitting Job! Time To Take This Gambling Thing Seriously!

[Sledge187]

I'm increasing my parlay bets from 8 teamers to 15/20 teamers. I am also going to increase my bet amounts from $10 to $15. Here are 10 rules I will follow as a professional gambler.

1) No alcohol during the week
2) Work-Out on Monday, Wednesday and Fridays
3) Refer to self in 3rd Person
4) Watch the speech from Alec Baldwin in "Glengary Glenross" every morning
5) Watch ESPN News from 8:00AM to 8:30AM every morning to stay on top of the latest sports news
6) Use search feature on SBRforum for the name "Bread". Read all up to date posts by Bread. This guy is a capper to live by.
7) Invest in penny stocks and variety of pyramid type of investments to bring in secondary income
8) Play high stakes Caribbean Stud Poker.
9) Focus On Massive 15 to 20 team parlays. Figure out a tax plan now because these thing payout big.
10) Limit study time to 10-15 minutes a day except no study time on weekends, Fridays and holidays.

Let me know if there is anything I should add. I have a good feeling about this.

[Boner_18]

Not bad. Might I suggest taking a month off and placing one large ($300) 15/20 team parlay.

[wtf]

its a lock

[billyboy73]

Good idea!!!!

[paco]

U should jackoff before ur 15-20 mins of study, it will take the edge off and u will be much more focused.

[slacker00]

Dec 30 9:38am15 Team Parlay - Pending10.00 to win 90179999809.91 1. Basketball - Duquesne - moneyline (+700)
for the entire game held on Dec 30 at 7:00pm [pending] 2. Basketball - South Florida - moneyline (+550)
for the entire game held on Dec 30 at 7:00pm [pending] 3. Basketball - Pepperdine - moneyline (+650)
for the entire game held on Dec 30 at 7:00pm [pending] 4. Basketball - William & Mary - moneyline (+550)
for the entire game held on Dec 30 at 7:30pm [pending] 5. Basketball - Northern Illinois - moneyline (+900)
for the entire game held on Dec 30 at 8:00pm [pending] 6. Basketball - Northwestern - moneyline (+270)
for the entire game held on Dec 30 at 9:00pm [pending] 7. Basketball - Providence - moneyline (+300)
for the entire game held on Dec 30 at 9:00pm [pending] 8. Basketball - Canisius - moneyline (+340)
for the entire game held on Dec 30 at 7:00pm [pending] 9. Basketball - Massachusetts - moneyline (+340)
for the entire game held on Dec 30 at 7:00pm [pending] 10. Basketball - Manhattan - moneyline (+1200)
for the entire game held on Dec 30 at 8:00pm [pending] 11. Basketball - George Washington - moneyline (+180)
for the entire game held on Dec 30 at 7:00pm [pending] 12. Basketball - South Carolina - moneyline (+175)
for the entire game held on Dec 30 at 9:00pm [pending] 13. Basketball - Bowling Green - moneyline (+125)
for the entire game held on Dec 30 at 7:00pm [pending] 14. Basketball - Arkansas - moneyline (+145)
for the entire game held on Dec 30 at 9:00pm [pending] 15. Basketball - Northern Colorado - moneyline (+125)
for the entire game held on Dec 30 at 8:00pm [pending]

[BrownTown]

[jjgold]

LIke it

This kid is focused

[Bread]

6) Use search feature on SBRforum for the name "Bread". Read all up to date posts by Bread. This guy is a capper to live by.

All jokes aside, this is a wise move.

Here is a good place for you to start, noobie.

http://forum.sbrforum.com/boxing-mma-ufc-betting/304973-ufc-108-revenge-stanky-leg.html?slf=2

[3PtShooter]

easy money

[Sawyer]

Alec Baldwin's speech was great.

[beerman2619]

[flyingillini]

This guy has a bright future! Keep up the good work!

[Sam Odom]

Use a computer with a 5 monitor setup

[Chi_archie]

money in the bank

[Marginalis]

[Jshap1515]

When that parlay hits, I expect $1,000 to every SBR poster.

[compaqDikk]

the 3rd person munchkin man angle and otcbb angles will bring u home to the promised land sir

[Masu485]

Dec 30 9:38am15 Team Parlay - Pending10.00 to win 90179999809.91 1. Basketball - Duquesne - moneyline (+700)
for the entire game held on Dec 30 at 7:00pm [pending] 2. Basketball - South Florida - moneyline (+550)
for the entire game held on Dec 30 at 7:00pm [pending] 3. Basketball - Pepperdine - moneyline (+650)
for the entire game held on Dec 30 at 7:00pm [pending] 4. Basketball - William & Mary - moneyline (+550)
for the entire game held on Dec 30 at 7:30pm [pending] 5. Basketball - Northern Illinois - moneyline (+900)
for the entire game held on Dec 30 at 8:00pm [pending] 6. Basketball - Northwestern - moneyline (+270)
for the entire game held on Dec 30 at 9:00pm [pending] 7. Basketball - Providence - moneyline (+300)
for the entire game held on Dec 30 at 9:00pm [pending] 8. Basketball - Canisius - moneyline (+340)
for the entire game held on Dec 30 at 7:00pm [pending] 9. Basketball - Massachusetts - moneyline (+340)
for the entire game held on Dec 30 at 7:00pm [pending] 10. Basketball - Manhattan - moneyline (+1200)
for the entire game held on Dec 30 at 8:00pm [pending] 11. Basketball - George Washington - moneyline (+180)
for the entire game held on Dec 30 at 7:00pm [pending] 12. Basketball - South Carolina - moneyline (+175)
for the entire game held on Dec 30 at 9:00pm [pending] 13. Basketball - Bowling Green - moneyline (+125)
for the entire game held on Dec 30 at 7:00pm [pending] 14. Basketball - Arkansas - moneyline (+145)
for the entire game held on Dec 30 at 9:00pm [pending] 15. Basketball - Northern Colorado - moneyline (+125)
for the entire game held on Dec 30 at 8:00pm [pending]

is that for 90 BILLION DOLLARS????? i'll pray that you win, but i'll need $2 mill when you win. $2 mill is gonna be like pennies to you!

[blueghost]

love that set up..looks like a NASA launching rockets set

[LLXC]

Sledge going to take down the whole sports betting industry with that bet.

[MJT1212]

BOL!

[teaserpleaser]

All jokes aside, this is a wise move.

Here is a good place for you to start, noobie.

http://forum.sbrforum.com/boxing-mma...leg.html?slf=2

ufc 108 revenge of the stanky leg

[teaserpleaser]

good luck "coffee is for closers"

[Dunder]

Hard to argue with such a rigorous and well-planned approach. Not convinced about the Caribbean Poker though.

[robmpink]

sounds like a plan!

[Sledge187]

Another great thread!

[Masu485]

did u win?

WTF?? 90 billion dollars???

[Masu485]

damn, seems like I already responded in this thread back in '09!

funny how my response is almost exactly the same. how little i've changed.

[romecloneout]

this kid will be rich in no time

[DOMINATER]

if it was that easy Vegas would be broke, kid I haVe been around the best around and the list you have throw it out . G AMBLERS WHO DO IT FOR A LIVING HAVE THIS MAGIC IN THEIR MOVES COMES RIGHT FROM THE HEART ,AND YOU NEED TO HAVE BALLS OF STEEL, AND CONFIDENCE LIKE VERY FEW PEOPLE HAVE IS A MUST. AND WHEN YOUR DOWN TO YOUR LAST HUNDRED AND YOU NEED MONEY FOR THE BABYS MILK, FORGET IT THIN IS IN, INSTEAD PUT THE BET IN YOU MAY JUST CHANGE YOUR LUCK. THATS WHAT IT TAKES GOOD LUCK,AND DON'T FORGET TO FUKK YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY MONEY EVERY CHANCE YOU GET.

[Cougar Bait]

Dominater knows his shit

He runs with a rough crew too

I'd like to have dinner with him, guy is all class

[KingJD31]

if you can hit 15 teams in a row then you should be rich

[ChuckyTheGoat]

I like it! "Real life" ain't all it's cracked out to be.

[mr.inpak]

winning gambler

I hope you are kidding because you have no chance