Old Fishhead quotes on slots

[Fishhead]

Fishhead you play at the Palms a lot? I didn't think they were many +ev machines still around and the ones that are have $1.25 max spins. Is a jackpot overlay that common? Most machines I've seen are too -ev for a jackpot to overcome it.

I played at 5dimes a lot and killed it until they took it away. DId you play there?

PALMS---tons of video poker in years past, very little in the slot arena..................and very seldom at all anymore on either front.


Yes, played at 5dimes, and still do.

[Fishhead]

I remember at the bash I saw FH wandering around in the back of a vegas casino while I was waiting in line for food. Place was full of slots and I asked him where the winner was; he pointed to a slot machine that some guy was just sitting at. The guy wasn't playing or anything and I asked fish why he wasn't playing the machine if it was a winner. He said "because that guy is sitting at it." I go up and ask the guy to move so I can play, he complies. I wave fishhead over he plays for a couple mins hits jackpot or something then buys my lunch. To me FH is a proven slots winner. Thanks again FH

Thanks again for doing this...............

[BigDaddy]

I remember at the bash I saw FH wandering around in the back of a vegas casino while I was waiting in line for food. Place was full of slots and I asked him where the winner was; he pointed to a slot machine that some guy was just sitting at. The guy wasn't playing or anything and I asked fish why he wasn't playing the machine if it was a winner. He said "because that guy is sitting at it." I go up and ask the guy to move so I can play, he complies. I wave fishhead over he plays for a couple mins hits jackpot or something then buys my lunch. To me FH is a proven slots winner. Thanks again FH

great story

thanks for sharing

[jjgold]

I saw software Fishhead had on the computer when I was out there a few months ago
It runs 10,000 hands at a time and gives some sort of betting percentages on given machines

[yisman]

I personally was acquaintances and partners with the most sophisticarted group of pro slot players in Vegas

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[Fishhead]

I saw software Fishhead had on the computer when I was out there a few months ago
It runs 10,000 hands at a time and gives some sort of betting percentages on given machines

That's for Video Poker, not slots..............Video Poker AND Slots both highly beatable.....................a few professionals are up mid to high six figures AND more between the two.

[SamDiamond]

That's for Video Poker, not slots..............Video Poker AND Slots both highly beatable.....................a few professionals are up mid to high six figures AND more between the two.

Bumping a thread from 2 years ago?

Question.

Do you ever bang that wife of yours, Billsfan? Because you sure as fuk spend a lot of time on the internet and in casinos.

Fish. Be straight with me.

Are you a Cuckold?

[Fishhead]

The wife and me are headed to our cabin at MT. CHARLESTON in a few minutes............going to be perfect weather up there, the hiking should be tremendous.............................. making a quick stop at Rampart on the way up, and a quick stop at the ALIANTE on the way back.

[SamDiamond]

The wife and me are headed to our cabin at MT. CHARLESTON in a few minutes............going to be perfect weather up there, the hiking should be tremendous.............................. making a quick stop at Rampart on the way up, and a quick stop at the ALIANTE on the way back.

That's sad.

So, you have this trip planned-- and you just had to sign onto SBR (and I'm guessing EOG), to bump a 2-year old thread?

Holy fuk, that is just sad.

And Fish, I didn't ask you where you were going.

I asked if you were a cuckold.

[Jaug]

Unreal thread bump

[eidolon]

How can one be a long term winner on video poker when the breaking point is hitting the right royal flush; but this leads to you being forced into reports to the IRS of your winnings, which would take a large cut of the Royal flush winnings.

[robmpink]

How can one be a long term winner on video poker when the breaking point is hitting the right royal flush; but this leads to you being forced into reports to the IRS of your winnings, which would take a large cut of the Royal flush winnings.

I'm sure he found a way. He was a raging alcoholic, but overcame that, and could be in control and have a few drinks now.

[Fishhead]

[QUOTE=eidolon;23592019]How can one be a long term winner on video poker when the breaking point is hitting the right royal flush; but this leads to you being forced into reports to the IRS of your winnings, which would take a large cut of the Royal flush winnings.[/QUOTE








One owes taxes only on NET winnings.

i.e------

$183,000 in wins adding up all sessions(line 21)
$103,000 in losses adding up losing sessions(schedule A gambling losses)

Taxes owed on $80k profit

All w2g's are listed in a separate section.






Note--The above is done if one files as a non-professional, as a professional, taxes become a tad more complicating.

[jjgold]

I saw Fishhead about 6 weeks ago at some beat up casino playing penny slots and screaming and yelling at a security guard for no apparent reason

This guy claims if you play long enough no matter how much your losing the BIG ONE will hit

I tried for a while...well now INTO A LOAN SHARK FOR 15K

[robmpink]

He neglects to tell you he is in the garbage cans of newspaper stands collecting losing scratch tickets/lottey tickets and picking up losing horse tickets so he could off set his winnings.

[Fishhead]

He neglects to tell you he is in the garbage cans of newspaper stands collecting losing scratch tickets/lottey tickets and picking up losing horse tickets so he could off set his winnings.

Not needed if one keeps a detailed diary of sessions played........


One of the biggest misconceptions on the tax front is that one needs losing tickets to offset losses or a win/loss report from a casino......both can be used, but not needed by IRS qualification standards.

[jjgold]

I have never seen Fishhead in a dumpster, your telling me jumps inside them and gets stuff?

No way

[smitch124]

When I had several IRS reported wins I wish that I had to PICK UP losing horse racing tickets to offset the wins. I had plenty of my own

[eidolon]

Look at the difference of these two:

$1542

-vs-

9/5 game winning $5451

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