Johnny Vegas Bets on Losing Dogs :(

[Eddy Munny]

[JIBBBY]

So is Johnny mush then?

[Eddy Munny]

So is Johnny mush then?

Indeed. This should be the bumper music for his podcast, if it ever even gets off the ground.

[JIBBBY]

We need some good mushers to fade on SBR. I've made some good money in the past fading Seaweed. I miss those days.

[johnnyvegas13]

Eddy gets lonely when I don’t post on here

[Eddy Munny]

Eddy gets lonely when I don’t post on here

Nobody posts on here, who are you kidding?

But in all seriousness, do you like that song? Do you love that song? Will you consider it as a staple on your pod?

[ChuckyTheGoat]

Eddy gets lonely when I don’t post on here

John, how is the Podcast looking?

I'm pullin' for you. You should post a first Trial here on SBR.

[Eddy Munny]

Hey look Johnny, it's your not-so-secret admirer! He wants to know how the podcast is doing, or more specifically, what security measures will be employed during its operation, because if none, then he may swing by uninvited and tickle your sweet cheeks with a peacock feather.

[gauchojake]

Things I never thought I'd see on SBR - Eddy posting a Mitski video. Unreal

[Eddy Munny]

Things I never thought I'd see on SBR - Eddy posting a Mitski video. Unreal

Well I'm auditioning to produce Johnny's podcast. I'm demonstrating that I can deliver the goods.

This song would commence the show, with dramatic images of money in flames... Then I would slowly bring the faders down on the song while fading in camera #1 showing Johnny sitting at his mom's sewing table with a stack of papers in front of him to confer the notion that he did some research on the week's games, but really knowing that the papers are a bunch of connect-the-dot worksheets depicting farm animals.

[DrunkHorseplayer]

Things I never thought I'd see on SBR - Eddy posting a Mitski video. Unreal

Don't ever be surprised at anything Eddy posts.

[Eddy Munny]

Don't ever be surprised at anything Eddy posts.

What excites you most about Johnny's forthcoming podcast?

[JIBBBY]

I like Johnny.. We need posters post their pending bets up in this beast even if they come up short more often then not.

[Eddy Munny]

I like Johnny.. We need posters post their pending bets up in this beast even if they come up short more often then not.

Thank you for that non sequitur, but we're here to discuss Johnny's podcast.

He has promised us big things and everyone's got their bucket of popcorn in hand.

This is a game changer, possibly one of the biggest milestones in SBR history.

Chucky the Throat has already went through countless pairs of underwear just thinking about it.

[JIBBBY]

Thank you for that non sequitur, but we're here to discuss Johnny's podcast.

He has promised us big things and everyone's got their bucket of popcorn in hand.

This is a game changer, possibly one of the biggest milestones in SBR history.

Chucky the Throat has already went through countless pairs of underwear just thinking about it.

Chucky does have Jiz on his chin in many of Johnny's threads. Fair enough.. Lol.

[Eddy Munny]

Previously unreleased still shot from Johnny's pilot episode for his podcast:




That's Johnny wearing the cans and that's his mother/landlord offering moral support.

[texhooper]

I hadn’t heard of Mitski before this thread. Good looking out

[DrunkHorseplayer]

What excites you most about Johnny's forthcoming podcast?

Nothing, I don't follow anyone's bets but my own.

[Eddy Munny]

Nothing, I don't follow anyone's bets but my own.

Well if you're not excited for Johnny's pod then what the hell are you doing here? This thread is for people anticipating the next chapter in Johnny's life with fully formed erections.

[asiagambler]

Where is johnny's podcast ?

I want to listen

[DrunkHorseplayer]

This thread, like all of them, is for members of this website but I'm not interested in anyone's erections.

[Optional]

I hadn’t heard of Mitski before this thread. Good looking out

Me either.

It sounds like some of these guys listen to that noise for pleasure too

[ChuckyTheGoat]

Me either.

It sounds like some of these guys listen to that noise for pleasure too

Opti, you should co-Host the Johnnyvegas Football Podcast. This could be BIG.

[gauchojake]

I have actually seen Mitski in concert. My daughter loves her.

Johnny I volunteered to be the first guest on the POD but my people haven't heard back. What's up

[Optional]

I have actually seen Mitski in concert. My daughter loves her.

Johnny I volunteered to be the first guest on the POD but my people haven't heard back. What's up

I listened to a couple of other songs after your post actually. Not my thing but as hard to listen to as I thought the bet on dogs song was, does have talent. Seriously wondered if it was a joke song until I saw it had 1.9mil views though!

[Eddy Munny]

This thread, like all of them, is for members of this website but I'm not interested in anyone's erections.

Eww. Yuck. Did you say erections? Why does everything have to be sexual with you? C'mon man.

[ChuckyTheGoat]

I have actually seen Mitski in concert. My daughter loves her.

Johnny I volunteered to be the first guest on the POD but my people haven't heard back. What's up

johnnyvegas13: "Welcome to the Johnny Vegas Football Podcast. Sponsored by Draft Kings. This is our debut show. Our first guest is Gaucho Jake. One of SBR's most popular posters. A man for all seasons, thanks for joining us, Gaucho."

[DrunkHorseplayer]

Eww. Yuck. Did you say erections? Why does everything have to be sexual with you? C'mon man.

You were the one who mentioned it in post #19.

[Eddy Munny]

You were the one who mentioned it in post #19.

That's disgusting. You're clearly taking my words out of context. Please don't make this awkward.

What has gotten into you lately anyways?

[Eddy Munny]

Where is johnny's podcast ?

I want to listen

Well that's what we all want to know, but Johnny is utilizing tension to build his brand. He did promise us a podcast though, and just like the winners he's promised us in the past, he's bound to deliver... well, he's bound to deliver an apology at the very least. So we can eagerly look forward to a podcast or a "sorry guys, but my mom put the kibosh on my pod once she got the electric bill."

But either way he's masterfully manipulating our emotions, so much that even some posters, like Drunk Horse Slayer, mentioned "erections" in this thread. I'm not even kidding, he said that... Erections. Just imagine.

[bhoor]

Eddy is just jealous.

[ChuckyTheGoat]

Eddy is just jealous.

bhoor, it would actually be cool to have a Podcast tied to SBR.

One thing this site is lacking = quality sports opinions. Used to be about sports-betting and trying to make a few bucks. Too much in-fighting nowadays.

[Eddy Munny]

Eddy is just jealous.

You're off your rocker, but that's par for the course.

Sure, Gaucho may have had the privilege of seeing Mitski live, but it's not like she's retired. For crying out loud, there'll be tours to come and plenty of opportunities for me to catch her in concert. My ship will come in.

[gauchojake]

You're off your rocker, but that's par for the course.

Sure, Gaucho may have had the privilege of seeing Mitski live, but it's not like she's retired. For crying out loud, there'll be tours to come and plenty of opportunities for me to catch her in concert. My ship will come in.

[Eddy Munny]

Greece was a losing dog. Please scroll to the top and press play.