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  • Eddy Munny
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 08-13-13
    • 15768

    #1
    Former SBR Poster Gopuke Has Released His Super Bowl Pick!!!
    You guys remember Gopuke, yeah?

    He doesn't want me to reveal the pick here because he has sworn off SBR and refuses to post. He wants to dedicate more time to defunding the police and advocating for she-males to be on every NFL cheerleading roster.

    However, I think it's important to see the game from as many perspectives as possible, even if that perspective originates from a guy who hasn't touched a woman since he shook hands with a vendor at the Lilith Fair festival.

    Write-Up: He says that since Kyle Shanahan followed orders and threw the 2nd half of Super Bowl LI (Patriots beat Falcons 34-28) that the league owed him for his allegiance to the club, and will now be rewarded with a guaranteed victory in Super Bowl LVIII.

    Gopuke: Niners ML -125

    Risking $33,750
  • Mike Huntertz
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 08-19-09
    • 11207

    #2
    Hahahaha, nice giggle to start the day!
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    • johnnyvegas13
      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
      • 05-21-15
      • 27897

      #3
      Eddy what is ur pick or prediction
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      • Eddy Munny
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 08-13-13
        • 15768

        #4
        Originally posted by johnnyvegas13
        Eddy what is ur pick or prediction
        Well the game is rigged. You can't acknowledge as much and then proceed to handicap it the conventional way.

        I mean how can you fade Gopuke in this spot? He posts at another forum see.

        Kyle Shanahan was the OC when the Falcons absolutely sandbagged the 2nd half so Brady could stack another chip and lay claim to the greatest comeback in Super Bowl history. You really think Atlanta couldn't muster a single point in the last 23 minutes of regulation when they had hung 28 up to that point? The league was building a legend in Brady, and because of his obedience to the system Shanny has an IOU from the NFL that he intends to redeem today.

        The outcome has been decided. All you have to do is purchase a ticket.
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        • johnnyvegas13
          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
          • 05-21-15
          • 27897

          #5
          Eddie pick a folk in side

          u r just waiting to troll whoever loses here
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          • Optional
            Administrator
            • 06-10-10
            • 61555

            #6
            Originally posted by Eddy Munny

            Well the game is rigged. You can't acknowledge as much and then proceed to handicap it the conventional way.

            I mean how can you fade Gopuke in this spot?

            Kyle Shanahan was the OC when the Falcons absolutely sandbagged the 2nd half so Brady could stack another chip and lay claim to the greatest comeback in Super Bowl history. You really think Atlanta couldn't muster a single point in the last 23 minutes of regulation when they had hung 28 up to that point? The league was building a legend in Brady, and because of his obedience to the system Shanny has an IOU from the NFL that he intends to redeem today.

            The outcome has been decided. All you have to do is purchase a ticket.
            That year SBR had a Super Bowl party at the Hard Rock in Punta Cana.

            It was "fun" being able to watch that second half with about 100 other SBR posters.

            Was the craziest turnaround I have ever seen I think.
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            • Eddy Munny
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 08-13-13
              • 15768

              #7
              Originally posted by johnnyvegas13
              Eddie pick a folk in side

              u r just waiting to troll whoever loses here
              So you don't think sports are rigged, well that's where you and Gopuke differ.

              If you wanna butt heads with him you're free to do so, but don't ask me to be the arbiter in your little pillow fight.
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              • pavyracer
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 04-12-07
                • 82839

                #8
                What happened to GoDuke? He just disappeared.
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                • Eddy Munny
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 08-13-13
                  • 15768

                  #9
                  Originally posted by pavyracer
                  What happened to GoDuke? He just disappeared.
                  He felt uncomfortable at SBR because of his pansexuality and his life goals of transitioning.

                  I think he started a GoFundMe page to help pay for his boobs.
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                  • OldBill
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 11-02-21
                    • 6416

                    #10
                    about falcons lost that year they lost home opner to DIV rival Tampa Bay and that record adding the 8 teams that tampa bay beat is 0-269

                    I do not count saints who benched final 3 games that year multiple in juries on defense they played 1st half vs TB
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                    • Eddy Munny
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 08-13-13
                      • 15768

                      #11
                      Did Pukey really lose 33.75 racks or is he a windbag?
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