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  • ChuckyTheGoat
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    • 04-04-11
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    #1
    How many NFL coaches will be canned on Black Monday?
    (Or in the 7 days after the season finishes?)

    *Canned OR voluntarily depart.

    New Eng

    Wash

    Two, by my count. Chargers/Raiders/Panthers already canned the HC.

    Surprisingly low #. Partially due to so many teams being close to .500.

    Who will survive?
    *Raiders. Players want Pierce to stay.
    *Chicago. Eberflus did enuf at end of year.
    *Atlanta. It's very close. Falcons could still win the division.
    *New Orl. Allen probably deserves to get fired. But they could win the Div.
    Last edited by ChuckyTheGoat; 01-05-24, 04:54 PM.
    Where's the fuckin power box, Carol?
  • Eddy Munny
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    • 08-13-13
    • 15767

    #2
    Very odd how you mention only black coaches should be canned, Chucky.

    Maybe you need a timeout.
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    • pavyracer
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      • 04-12-07
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      #3
      I thought it was called Pink Monday because they give them a pink slip. When did they change to Black Monday?
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      • Slurry Pumper
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        • 06-18-18
        • 2811

        #4
        They should call it Axe Monday.
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        • actiondan
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          • 10-16-10
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          #5
          coacheslivesmatter
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          • mjsuax13
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            • 03-14-15
            • 25054

            #6
            This (sh)could be a very long list. I’d start with:

            Jets, Patriots, Commanders, Titans, Giants

            Already AXED: Raiders, Panthers, Chargers

            There are a handful of teams with winning records and also 8-8, 7-9 that quite frankly don’t have the guy who will win a Super Bowl there so what are they waiting for?
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            • getaloadoffatso
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              • 03-14-23
              • 608

              #7
              Originally posted by mjsuax13
              This (sh)could be a very long list. I’d start with:

              Jets, Patriots, Commanders, Titans, Giants

              Already AXED: Raiders, Panthers, Chargers

              There are a handful of teams with winning records and also 8-8, 7-9 that quite frankly don’t have the guy who will win a Super Bowl there so what are they waiting for?
              Giants???

              Wow, you're tough
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              • homie1975
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                • 12-24-13
                • 15452

                #8
                Originally posted by mjsuax13
                This (sh)could be a very long list. I’d start with:

                Jets, Patriots, Commanders, Titans, Giants

                Already AXED: Raiders, Panthers, Chargers

                There are a handful of teams with winning records and also 8-8, 7-9 that quite frankly don’t have the guy who will win a Super Bowl there so what are they waiting for?
                probably hoping they can get a top notch QB to get them to the promised land.
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                • lakerboy
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                  • 04-02-09
                  • 94379

                  #9
                  Originally posted by mjsuax13
                  This (sh)could be a very long list. I’d start with:

                  Jets, Patriots, Commanders, Titans, Giants

                  Already AXED: Raiders, Panthers, Chargers

                  There are a handful of teams with winning records and also 8-8, 7-9 that quite frankly don’t have the guy who will win a Super Bowl there so what are they waiting for?
                  Jets already said Lebanon gets one more year.

                  No chance the giants can Fatboy.

                  Falcons coach should be removed. He is awful.
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                  • ChuckyTheGoat
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                    • 04-04-11
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by lakerboy
                    Jets already said Lebanon gets one more year.

                    No chance the giants can Fatboy.

                    Falcons coach should be removed. He is awful.
                    Laker, do you like Saleh? Or dislike him?
                    Where's the fuckin power box, Carol?
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                    • DwightShrute
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                      • 01-17-09
                      • 102847

                      #11
                      Jim Harbaugh new Chargers coach?
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                      • pavyracer
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                        • 04-12-07
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                        #12
                        I'm guessing a lot will be canned. Could be as high as 7 if their teams don't make the playoffs. Everyone's job is on the line. In NFC South the two that miss the playoffs will be canned. Like if Falcons or Saints or Buccs lose the coach of the losing team will be canned.
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                        • mjsuax13
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                          • 03-14-15
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by lakerboy
                          Jets already said Lebanon gets one more year.

                          No chance the giants can Fatboy.

                          Falcons coach should be removed. He is awful.
                          Lebanese Larry should be gone. Fatboy will be on the clock next year. I don’t know if Arthur Blank Stare has the balls to clip Arthur Smith. Add him to the list though!
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                          • Eddy Munny
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                            • 08-13-13
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                            #14
                            Let the records show that Chucky edited his original post over an hour after its posting, in order to redact the parts that revealed an unflattering side to his opinions, those which largely would be considered racist by any standard definition.
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                            • pavyracer
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                              • 04-12-07
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Eddy Munny
                              Let the records show that Chucky edited his original post over an hour after its posting, in order to redact the parts that revealed an unflattering side to his opinions, those which largely would be considered racist by any standard definition.
                              I thought racism left SBR when they shipped carolinaboy and jjfraud to the other site.
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                              • Eddy Munny
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                                • 08-13-13
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                                #16
                                Originally posted by pavyracer
                                I thought racism left SBR when they shipped carolinaboy and jjfraud to the other site.
                                Sadly, this isn't the case. Chucky is trying to resurrect the ghosts of plantations past for the coming new year.
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                                • lakerboy
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                                  • 04-02-09
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by ChuckyTheGoat
                                  Laker, do you like Saleh? Or dislike him?
                                  I don't like or dislike any NFL coaches because I don't know any of them.
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                                  • Mr KLC
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                                    • 12-19-07
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                                    #18
                                    Does Eric Bieniemy finally get a HC job? Mahommes production has gone down while Howell looked like a serviceable NFL quarterback.
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                                    • stevenash
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                                      • 01-17-11
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                                      #19
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                                      • Thefix13
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                                        • 05-14-21
                                        • 664

                                        #20
                                        Think they are in the works to change it to They Monday, Black is not inclusive enough
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                                        • mjsuax13
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                                          • 03-14-15
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Thefix13
                                          Think they are in the works to change it to They Monday, Black is not inclusive enough
                                          “They didn’t win enough, so they the fukk outta here!”
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                                          • ChuckyTheGoat
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                                            • 04-04-11
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                                            #22
                                            Add: ATL to the list. Can't get blown out in a big game like that.
                                            Where's the fuckin power box, Carol?
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                                            • Brock Landers
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                                              • 06-30-08
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                                              #23
                                              I'd ditch eberflus, going to have to after they start over at QB next year and it becomes a disaster
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                                              • Da Manster!
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                                                • 07-13-07
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                                                #24
                                                Falcons coach Arthur Smith shit canned!
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                                                • mjsuax13
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                                                  • 03-14-15
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by mjsuax13
                                                  This (sh)could be a very long list. I’d start with:

                                                  Jets, Patriots, Commanders, Titans, Giants

                                                  Already AXED: Raiders, Panthers, Chargers

                                                  There are a handful of teams with winning records and also 8-8, 7-9 that quite frankly don’t have the guy who will win a Super Bowl there so what are they waiting for?
                                                  Falcons. All these rats should be termed.
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                                                  • mjsuax13
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                                                    • 03-14-15
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                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Brock Landers
                                                    I'd ditch eberflus, going to have to after they start over at QB next year and it becomes a disaster
                                                    Yes. That clown has a better chance of winning the lottery than the division. Rat.
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                                                    • ChuckyTheGoat
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                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Da Manster!
                                                      Falcons coach Arthur Smith shit canned!
                                                      OK, that didn't take long. I really think it was about getting blown out on SUNDAY.
                                                      Where's the fuckin power box, Carol?
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                                                      • JAKEPEAVY21
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                                                        • 03-11-11
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                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Da Manster!
                                                        Falcons coach Arthur Smith shit canned!
                                                        He deserved to get fired, they have a fair amount of talent and find ways to lose close games time and time again.

                                                        Michael Penix would be a nice trigger man for that offense...
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                                                        • DwightShrute
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                                                          • 01-17-09
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                                                          #29
                                                          Ron Rivera gone
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                                                          • Da Manster!
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                                                            • 07-13-07
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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by DwightShrute
                                                            Ron Rivera gone
                                                            He should never have been hired in the first place! Just another retread that's only had 3 winning seasons in 14 years as a head coach!...(one of many blunders by Dan Snyder)
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                                                            • Da Manster!
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                                                              • 07-13-07
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                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by JAKEPEAVY21
                                                              He deserved to get fired, they have a fair amount of talent and find ways to lose close games time and time again.

                                                              Michael Penix would be a nice trigger man for that offense...
                                                              I agree. and I don't feel sorry for him. he was the one who decided to go with Desmond Ridder as his starting QB! and Taylor Heinicke as his backup. That was doomed to fail from the beginning.
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                                                              • lakerboy
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                                                                • 04-02-09
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                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by DwightShrute
                                                                Ron Rivera gone
                                                                Happy birthday
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                                                                • Seattle Slew
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                                                                  • 01-02-06
                                                                  • 7373

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Da Manster!
                                                                  He should never have been hired in the first place! Just another retread that's only had 3 winning seasons in 14 years as a head coach!...(one of many blunders by Dan Snyder)
                                                                  Agreed. I remember them hiring him like two days after the season ended. Total media hire. "Among the candidates Washington is looking at is Ron Rivera." Because he fits the minority hire, I don't like they even interviewed anyone else.

                                                                  Why? They had no chance from Day 1.
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                                                                  • Seattle Slew
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                                                                    • 01-02-06
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Da Manster!
                                                                    I agree. and I don't feel sorry for him. he was the one who decided to go with Desmond Ridder as his starting QB! and Taylor Heinicke as his backup. That was doomed to fail from the beginning.
                                                                    That, and the idiot owner gave this ass clown a 6-year contract. They must like burning money. It what world did this guy deserve a six-year contract? Who else was hiring him? If so, let him go to somewhere else. They should give the coordinators 3-year deals. Take it or leave it. You think they are passing on the jobs?
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                                                                    • DrunkHorseplayer
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                                                                      • 05-15-10
                                                                      • 7719

                                                                      #35
                                                                      I'm hoping like hell that he doesn't hire Bieniemy, time to resist the Great Black Hope.
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