DonkLand Roadshow Royal Caribbean Cash Game: Interactive Poker Hand!

Collapse
X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • Auto Donk
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 09-03-13
    • 43558

    #36
    ps... here's the statue I hit the fade away three into the cleavage with the little electronic pig the unicorn wanted me to hide on the boat......


    Comment
    • Auto Donk
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 09-03-13
      • 43558

      #37
      I need to update the unicorn thread..... we could have had her.... fine ass babe hiding some sort of little electronic pigs around the ship's casino, hit on me at the bar, begging me to take one of her pigs..... I put it in the cleavage of this statute that is barred off from touching it in the middle of the casino, of a couple dancing in black tie garb from like back in the twenties. As you cant reach the couple from the railing around out, I had to perfectly toss it up into the statute babe's .... accomplished that feet like penny hardaway draining a three on my first attempt.....

      my wife rolls up, and, due to the "rules", she saw how bad that babe wanted to bang, and squelched the whole scenario. I didn't have time to tell the uni, "hey, come find my wife and act like you have never talked to me before in my life -- this has to be her decision or it ain't happening....." fine british accented big tittied slut who was clearly bi.....

      not all hunting stories end in success like the one below obviously did.....







      unicorn hunting was made difficult by cruise conditions, as well. not the weather or waves, but the fact that Sigma Gamma Rho was having a huge reunion and conference on the ship..... while those heavy weights made up about 40 percent of the women on the boat, they made up 80 percent of the weight on the boat.... I've never seen so many fat black women in my life.......







      diggity, manny, etc., zoom in on those pigs, ie, hogs, and see if you can find even one that isn't over 175 pounds.......
      Comment
      • Auto Donk
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 09-03-13
        • 43558

        #38
        here's the immediate aftermath of the hand, you can see the brain turning red....... I swear I could feel the heat off his head two seats down; the mo fo was on fire.

        the lamar odom look alike in the black shirt took getting stacked (he lost the side pot to the brain, as well) in stride, sad for the moment but back in the saddle moments later. He was loose as shit, true "gambler" with a lag style.....

        brain (wearing glasses on the left) just couldn't get over it, and after I took another fifty off him by bluffing all in after he raised to fifty, he simply couldn't take it any more.....

        the brain's head is in the process of turning almost as red as the felt itself......


        Last edited by Auto Donk; 03-22-23, 10:07 AM.
        Comment
        • KVB
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 05-29-14
          • 74817

          #39
          Originally posted by Snowball
          In French the La is feminine.

          Masculine is Le Donque.
          Originally posted by Snowball
          lol, but La is feminine in Spanish also.

          masculine is El Donque.

          haha


          Snowy with some good points here.

          Pretty sure none of that matters though, as long as Donk keeps his socks on…in any language.

          Just sayin’.

          Comment
          • KVB
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 05-29-14
            • 74817

            #40
            Originally posted by Auto Donk
            and this is why you don't snap fold it:











            after the river, I calmly state:


            "That's how you do it, boys.... Like Helmuth, I can dodge bullets, baby....."


            I believe this warrants 6 good minutes of Mike Breen yelling “Bang!!!” Like that night at Donkland when we all showed up hammered from the London hours Fight!!! Night!!! Fight Night!! And Mike Breen’s shoes were stuck to the floor…while he was still in them.

            Comment
            • KVB
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 05-29-14
              • 74817

              #41
              Originally posted by Auto Donk
              here's the immediate aftermath of the hand, you can see the brain turning red....... I swear I could feel the heat off his head two seats down; the mo fo was on fire.

              the lamar odom look alike in the black shirt took getting stacked (he lost the side pot to the brain, as well) in stride, sad for the moment but back in the saddle moments later. He was loose as shit, true "gambler" with a lag style.....

              brain (wearing glasses on the left) just couldn't get over it, and after I took another fifty off him by bluffing all in after he raised to fifty, he simply couldn't take it any more.....

              the brain's head is in the process of turning almost as red as the felt itself......


              Oh wow, for a minute I thought you’ve been calling Kanye West “the brain” all this time and I was starting to think it was a self appointed nickname.

              Comment
              • Auto Donk
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 09-03-13
                • 43558

                #42
                Originally posted by KVB
                Oh wow, for a minute I thought you’ve been calling Kanye West “the brain” all this time and I was starting to think it was a self appointed nickname.

                kanye, or ye, as he now calls himself, is, a bipolar rapper (chris rock nailed that one).... come on in!!!! Kris jenner is the "statute of liberty" for black men......
                Comment
                • JIBBBY
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 12-10-09
                  • 83686

                  #43
                  Originally posted by Auto Donk
                  kanye, or ye, as he now calls himself, is, a bipolar rapper (chris rock nailed that one).... come on in!!!! Kris jenner is the "statute of liberty" for black men......
                  Total Weirdo's. Fame and Hollyweird corrupted them both. They both might be Republicans and what not but still weirdo's.


                  - Ye (Kanye) is a totally mental case and I'm sure the Kardashian family helped him with getting to that mental breaking point. Every black man that married a Kardashian gets ruined.

                  - Bruce Jenner is a man and born with a fully functional penis at birth and any amount of surgeries won't ever change that. He even had kids with that penis of his and banged a woman at one point. Just weird.

                  Just my humble opinion on that matter.
                  Comment
                  • Auto Donk
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 09-03-13
                    • 43558

                    #44
                    Originally posted by JIBBBY
                    Total Weirdo's. Fame and Hollyweird corrupted them both. They both might be Republicans and what not but still weirdo's.


                    - Ye (Kanye) is a totally mental case and I'm sure the Kardashian family helped him with getting to that mental breaking point. Every black man that married a Kardashian gets ruined.

                    - Bruce Jenner is a man and born with a fully functional penis at birth and any amount of surgeries won't ever change that. He even had kids with that penis of his and banged a woman at one point. Just weird.

                    Just my humble opinion on that matter.
                    I don't know.....

                    nothing says "normal" more than this:

                    first, Ye:





                    and, of course, Bruce:


                    Comment
                    SBR Contests
                    Collapse
                    Top-Rated US Sportsbooks
                    Collapse
                    Working...