Tom Brady Always Winning, Gisele Upgrade?

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  • trobin31
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 01-09-14
    • 9853

    #1
    Tom Brady Always Winning, Gisele Upgrade?
  • JIBBBY
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 12-10-09
    • 83686

    #2
    I really liked the movie UPGRADE.


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    • franz555
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 11-13-14
      • 10698

      #3
      All he does is win

      I hate guys like that
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      • DiggityDaggityDo
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 11-30-08
        • 81450

        #4
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        • 2Sweeet
          SBR MVP
          • 08-31-22
          • 1197

          #5
          Easy upgrade. If u don't look at her checking acct!!
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          • JIBBBY
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 12-10-09
            • 83686

            #6
            Upgraded to another hot headache. Hot chicks suck and they get fat in time! Trust me.

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            • Shutup
              SBR MVP
              • 12-15-17
              • 2435

              #7
              ^^^^
              Thats why you trade them in for a new 20 year old every few years
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              • 2Sweeet
                SBR MVP
                • 08-31-22
                • 1197

                #8
                Now fat chicks think they are hot. Woke Nation.. He best watch.
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                • Goat Milk
                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                  • 03-24-10
                  • 25850

                  #9
                  Gold digger = instant turnoff
                  Cause Sleep is the Cousin of Death
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                  • manny24
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 10-22-07
                    • 20046

                    #10
                    fake eyelashes and lip fillers pass

                    j/k j/k bang away Tommy good job
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                    • actiondan
                      SBR MVP
                      • 10-16-10
                      • 3436

                      #11
                      very few good women out there. fukk these hoes
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                      • JIBBBY
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 12-10-09
                        • 83686

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Goat Milk
                        Gold digger = instant turnoff
                        Yup, Tom Brady instantly put her on the pay roll to keep her happy and blowing him.
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                        • DiggityDaggityDo
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 11-30-08
                          • 81450

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Goat Milk
                          Gold digger = instant turnoff
                          She’s worth about a cool mil herself, so not too bad.
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                          • pavyracer
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 04-12-07
                            • 82699

                            #14
                            Better sign a prenuptial. She will wipe him out of all his cash.
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                            • JIBBBY
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 12-10-09
                              • 83686

                              #15
                              Hot chicks that are well kept demand things. Entitlement issues. Headache. Tom is smart but he's probably gonna be a sucker. Better get his new squeeze to sign an iron clad prenump or he will be taken to the cleaners. She will be demanding marriage soon, that's how it works.

                              Getting hot chicks with entitlement issues to sign prenumps is a monster challenge always though.

                              This is why rich famous people always end up in divorce shortly down the road. Just look at Hollywood celebrities that marry, their marriages last a couple years on average tops.

                              Only marriages that usually last in this world are couples that have God in their lives and put God first! Broke couples can make it also when money isn't a factor.
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                              • gauchojake
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                                • 09-17-10
                                • 34109

                                #16
                                ITT jibbby pumps fatties
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                                • JIBBBY
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 12-10-09
                                  • 83686

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by gauchojake
                                  ITT jibbby pumps fatties
                                  What is wrong with fat chicks other then watching them eat all the time and you picking up the massive grocery bills?

                                  Don't hate Jake. Fat chicks need love too!


                                  Last edited by JIBBBY; 01-08-23, 02:45 PM.
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                                  • MaltedHopsFrenzy
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 10-08-10
                                    • 8944

                                    #18


                                    Gisele is what, 42? This chick is 26 - uh, yeah. That’s why he’s the G.O.A.T., people…..


                                    <a href="https://ibb.co/Tw60LCz"><img src="https://i.ibb.co/Fh2YVPG/56756-A26-5285-4386-97-E1-AC2-D54823660.webp" alt="56756-A26-5285-4386-97-E1-AC2-D54823660" border="0"></a>
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                                    • manny24
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 10-22-07
                                      • 20046

                                      #19
                                      lots of makeup she's artificial hot puts gisele to shame though
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                                      • StackinGreen
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 10-09-10
                                        • 12140

                                        #20
                                        Why is it not mainstream knowledge that women after 26 drop precipitously physically? There's a reason DiCaprio "arbitrarily" chooses that age, lol. Short window. Why would a guy who is smart, wise, has resources, career, future ... invest in a stock that's plummeting? No wonder the west is imploding. If you lose God you just replace it with all sorts of other nonsense, like lies (lawyers), power plays, woke this, fake money that.
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                                        • eidolon
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 01-02-08
                                          • 9531

                                          #21
                                          He must be friends with Leonardo DiCaprio
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                                          • DiggityDaggityDo
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 11-30-08
                                            • 81450

                                            #22
                                            Has Brady gone balls deep in this yet?
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                                            • Foxx
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 05-25-11
                                              • 5830

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo;[URL="tel:31141039"
                                              31141039[/URL]]Has Brady gone balls deep in this yet?
                                              Word on the street is those balls got deflated
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                                              • pologq
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 10-07-12
                                                • 19899

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                                Has Brady gone balls deep in this yet?
                                                brady is pumping that puss like he pump faked the safety off of moss back in the day
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                                                • ChuckyTheGoat
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                                                  • 04-04-11
                                                  • 37260

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by pologq
                                                  brady is pumping that puss like he pump faked the safety off of moss back in the day
                                                  Polo, that's one fine piece of trim.
                                                  Where's the fuckin power box, Carol?
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                                                  • pologq
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 10-07-12
                                                    • 19899

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by ChuckyTheGoat
                                                    Polo, that's one fine piece of trim.
                                                    agreed. i would bless her with 26 seconds of fun which includes me sweating and not even getting my pants off.
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                                                    • pologq
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 10-07-12
                                                      • 19899

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by JIBBBY
                                                      What is wrong with fat chicks other then watching them eat all the time and you picking up the massive grocery bills?

                                                      Don't hate Jake. Fat chicks need love too!


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                                                      • texhooper
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 01-05-09
                                                        • 10001

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by manny24
                                                        fake eyelashes and lip fillers pass

                                                        j/k j/k bang away Tommy good job
                                                        Classic SBR parody.

                                                        It’s honestly amazing how this happens every time. Even this time.

                                                        Now it’s “oh she’s a gold digger PASS” like she’d rather slit her wrist than have you even look at her
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                                                        • edawg
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 07-09-11
                                                          • 2820

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by texhooper
                                                          Classic SBR parody.

                                                          It’s honestly amazing how this happens every time. Even this time.

                                                          Now it’s “oh she’s a gold digger PASS” like she’d rather slit her wrist than have you even look at her
                                                          Agree but the funny thing is that the wealthy and famous like to pretend that she is something different than a high class whore that would gladly get with any sbr poster if he/she happened to be a billionaire.
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                                                          • trobin31
                                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                                            • 01-09-14
                                                            • 9853

                                                            #30
                                                            Gold digger or not there’s probably a 50% chance I’d give her a rim job even if a turtle head was poking out, that women is next level hawt
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                                                            • texhooper
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                                                              • 01-05-09
                                                              • 10001

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by edawg
                                                              Agree but the funny thing is that the wealthy and famous like to pretend that she is something different than a high class whore that would gladly get with any sbr poster if he/she happened to be a billionaire.
                                                              Yeah that’s one angle but even I would consider blowing a guy if it meant I could become a billionaire with him. So I don’t fault her that much. As Andrew dice clay once said, “if I was a chick I would fukk til I had the biggest house in bel aire. I’d use the lips that count”
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                                                              • 19th Hole
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 03-22-09
                                                                • 18935

                                                                #32
                                                                Great job for the GOAT.
                                                                Giant step up from the horse-faced. breastless Gisele.
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                                                                • Art Vandelay
                                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                  • 09-11-06
                                                                  • 6689

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by 19th Hole
                                                                  Great job for the GOAT.
                                                                  Giant step up from the horse-faced. breastless Gisele.
                                                                  Agree - Giselle not even close!
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                                                                  • edawg
                                                                    SBR MVP
                                                                    • 07-09-11
                                                                    • 2820

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by texhooper
                                                                    Yeah that’s one angle but even I would consider blowing a guy if it meant I could become a billionaire with him. So I don’t fault her that much. As Andrew dice clay once said, “if I was a chick I would fukk til I had the biggest house in bel aire. I’d use the lips that count”
                                                                    Yeah talking about Brady lets face it he sat there like a punk when Giselle was with the martial arts instructor. We both know the one and only time that ia acceptable is if it happens to be Terry Silver.
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                                                                    • JIBBBY
                                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                                      • 12-10-09
                                                                      • 83686

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Tom is lucky he married a chick that had more money then him when divorcing. Tom is a blessed man. He could have been taken to the cleaners if he married a broke hot gold digger years ago and had a bunch of kids with the groupie. Many pro athletes fall for that pretty face and put a ring on it.

                                                                      I don't think Tom will do that with this youngster if she is even still with him today. Probably just a hit and run.
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