Tom Brady Always Winning, Gisele Upgrade?

JIBBBY · 01-05-23, 10:03 PM

I really liked the movie UPGRADE.

franz555 · 01-07-23, 08:09 PM

All he does is win

I hate guys like that

DiggityDaggityDo · 01-07-23, 09:14 PM

2Sweeet · 01-07-23, 09:51 PM

Easy upgrade. If u don't look at her checking acct!!

JIBBBY · 01-08-23, 12:05 AM

Upgraded to another hot headache. Hot chicks suck and they get fat in time! Trust me.

Shutup · 01-08-23, 12:27 AM

^^^^
Thats why you trade them in for a new 20 year old every few years

2Sweeet · 01-08-23, 02:02 AM

Now fat chicks think they are hot. Woke Nation.. He best watch.

Goat Milk · 01-08-23, 04:16 AM

Gold digger = instant turnoff

manny24 · 01-08-23, 05:31 AM

fake eyelashes and lip fillers pass

j/k j/k bang away Tommy good job

actiondan · 01-08-23, 05:39 AM

very few good women out there. fukk these hoes

JIBBBY · 01-08-23, 12:37 PM

Originally posted by Goat Milk

Gold digger = instant turnoff

Yup, Tom Brady instantly put her on the pay roll to keep her happy and blowing him.

DiggityDaggityDo · 01-08-23, 01:11 PM

Originally posted by Goat Milk

Gold digger = instant turnoff

She’s worth about a cool mil herself, so not too bad.

pavyracer · 01-08-23, 01:26 PM

Better sign a prenuptial. She will wipe him out of all his cash.

JIBBBY · 01-08-23, 02:15 PM

Hot chicks that are well kept demand things. Entitlement issues. Headache. Tom is smart but he's probably gonna be a sucker. Better get his new squeeze to sign an iron clad prenump or he will be taken to the cleaners. She will be demanding marriage soon, that's how it works.

Getting hot chicks with entitlement issues to sign prenumps is a monster challenge always though.

This is why rich famous people always end up in divorce shortly down the road. Just look at Hollywood celebrities that marry, their marriages last a couple years on average tops.

Only marriages that usually last in this world are couples that have God in their lives and put God first! Broke couples can make it also when money isn't a factor.

gauchojake · 01-08-23, 02:30 PM

ITT jibbby pumps fatties

JIBBBY · 01-08-23, 02:41 PM

Originally posted by gauchojake

ITT jibbby pumps fatties

What is wrong with fat chicks other then watching them eat all the time and you picking up the massive grocery bills?

Don't hate Jake. Fat chicks need love too!

MaltedHopsFrenzy · 01-08-23, 03:17 PM

Gisele is what, 42? This chick is 26 - uh, yeah. That’s why he’s the G.O.A.T., people…..

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manny24 · 01-09-23, 05:32 AM

lots of makeup she's artificial hot puts gisele to shame though

StackinGreen · 01-09-23, 10:26 AM

Why is it not mainstream knowledge that women after 26 drop precipitously physically? There's a reason DiCaprio "arbitrarily" chooses that age, lol. Short window. Why would a guy who is smart, wise, has resources, career, future ... invest in a stock that's plummeting? No wonder the west is imploding. If you lose God you just replace it with all sorts of other nonsense, like lies (lawyers), power plays, woke this, fake money that.

eidolon · 01-09-23, 10:46 AM

He must be friends with Leonardo DiCaprio

DiggityDaggityDo · 02-23-23, 11:56 AM

Has Brady gone balls deep in this yet?

Foxx · 02-23-23, 11:59 AM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo;[URL="tel:31141039"

31141039[/URL]]Has Brady gone balls deep in this yet?

Word on the street is those balls got deflated

pologq · 02-23-23, 12:29 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

Has Brady gone balls deep in this yet?

brady is pumping that puss like he pump faked the safety off of moss back in the day

ChuckyTheGoat · 02-23-23, 04:19 PM

Originally posted by pologq

brady is pumping that puss like he pump faked the safety off of moss back in the day

Polo, that's one fine piece of trim.

pologq · 02-23-23, 04:38 PM

Originally posted by ChuckyTheGoat

Polo, that's one fine piece of trim.

agreed. i would bless her with 26 seconds of fun which includes me sweating and not even getting my pants off.

pologq · 02-23-23, 04:38 PM

Originally posted by JIBBBY

What is wrong with fat chicks other then watching them eat all the time and you picking up the massive grocery bills?

Don't hate Jake. Fat chicks need love too!

left

texhooper · 02-23-23, 04:42 PM

Originally posted by manny24

fake eyelashes and lip fillers pass

j/k j/k bang away Tommy good job

Classic SBR parody.

It’s honestly amazing how this happens every time. Even this time.

Now it’s “oh she’s a gold digger PASS” like she’d rather slit her wrist than have you even look at her

edawg · 02-23-23, 05:01 PM

Originally posted by texhooper

Classic SBR parody.

It’s honestly amazing how this happens every time. Even this time.

Now it’s “oh she’s a gold digger PASS” like she’d rather slit her wrist than have you even look at her

Agree but the funny thing is that the wealthy and famous like to pretend that she is something different than a high class whore that would gladly get with any sbr poster if he/she happened to be a billionaire.

trobin31 · 02-23-23, 05:04 PM

Gold digger or not there’s probably a 50% chance I’d give her a rim job even if a turtle head was poking out, that women is next level hawt

texhooper · 02-23-23, 05:42 PM

Originally posted by edawg

Agree but the funny thing is that the wealthy and famous like to pretend that she is something different than a high class whore that would gladly get with any sbr poster if he/she happened to be a billionaire.

Yeah that’s one angle but even I would consider blowing a guy if it meant I could become a billionaire with him. So I don’t fault her that much. As Andrew dice clay once said, “if I was a chick I would fukk til I had the biggest house in bel aire. I’d use the lips that count”

19th Hole · 02-23-23, 05:59 PM

Great job for the GOAT.
Giant step up from the horse-faced. breastless Gisele.

Art Vandelay · 02-23-23, 08:02 PM

Originally posted by 19th Hole

Great job for the GOAT.
Giant step up from the horse-faced. breastless Gisele.

Agree - Giselle not even close!

edawg · 02-23-23, 09:04 PM

Originally posted by texhooper

Yeah that’s one angle but even I would consider blowing a guy if it meant I could become a billionaire with him. So I don’t fault her that much. As Andrew dice clay once said, “if I was a chick I would fukk til I had the biggest house in bel aire. I’d use the lips that count”

Yeah talking about Brady lets face it he sat there like a punk when Giselle was with the martial arts instructor. We both know the one and only time that ia acceptable is if it happens to be Terry Silver.

JIBBBY · 02-23-23, 09:57 PM

Tom is lucky he married a chick that had more money then him when divorcing. Tom is a blessed man. He could have been taken to the cleaners if he married a broke hot gold digger years ago and had a bunch of kids with the groupie. Many pro athletes fall for that pretty face and put a ring on it.

I don't think Tom will do that with this youngster if she is even still with him today. Probably just a hit and run.