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  • Seaweed
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    • 01-19-12
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    #1
    What are some things that shrink with age?
    How many can you name
  • JIBBBY
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    • 12-10-09
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    #2
    Penis. Mine barely works at 53 years of age. Shriveled noodle. I need Testosterone shots and Viagra pills in a bad way.

    I'm on it soon. Need the pecker to work and be able to sport FULL WOOD on demand! Just lazy right now and don't really care that much for now.
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    • jjgold
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      • 07-20-05
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      #3
      Originally posted by JIBBBY
      Penis. Mine barely works at 53 years of age. Shriveled noodle. I need Testosterone shots and Viagra pills in a bad way.

      I'm on it soon. Need the pecker to work and be able to sport FULL WOOD on demand! Just lazy right now and don't really care that much for now.
      Jibby you have not been laid in 5 years
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      • JIBBBY
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        • 12-10-09
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        #4
        Originally posted by jjgold
        Jibby you have not been laid in 5 years
        Trying to beat your record JJ, give me some more time ...
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        • Fishhead
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          • 08-11-05
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          #5
          SBR
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          • jjgold
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            • 07-20-05
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            #6
            Yep
            16 years here
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            • Fishhead
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              • 08-11-05
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              #7
              Originally posted by jjgold
              Yep
              16 years here
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              • Seaweed
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                • 01-19-12
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                #8
                Penis starts shrinking when?
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                • Fishhead
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                  • 08-11-05
                  • 40179

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Seaweed
                  Penis starts shrinking when?
                  51.5
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                  • KiDBaZkiT
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                    • 10-20-09
                    • 14962

                    #10
                    Seaweed clearly your brain has shrunk over the years.
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                    • agendaman
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                      • 12-01-11
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                      #11
                      my patience
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                      • BarkingToad
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                        • 08-31-08
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                        #12
                        SBR store
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                        • stevenash
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                          • 01-17-11
                          • 65586

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Seaweed
                          Penis starts shrinking when?
                          When I enter the swimming pool
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                          • flyingillini
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                            • 12-06-06
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                            #14
                            Courage
                            המוסד‎
                            המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                            • pologq
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                              • 10-07-12
                              • 19899

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Seaweed
                              Penis starts shrinking when?
                              when i see a fat girl in leggings
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                              • Snowball
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                                • 11-15-09
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                                #16
                                Not just your penis but your whole body then starts to shrink. Penis length loss is not usually meaningful, though..
                                like a quarter inch. I guess it can be worse. Your whole skeleton shrinks and most men are a quarter to a half inch
                                or worse shorter by the time they are in their late 60s or the 70s. All that cartilage and bone diseases push you down
                                it's a combination of progressive gravitational effects and biological processes.

                                You shrink and the time you have left here shrinks.
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                                • Seaweed
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by flyingillini
                                  Courage
                                  ???
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                                  • JIBBBY
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                                    • 12-10-09
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Seaweed
                                    Penis starts shrinking when?
                                    My junk started to experience shrinkage and only worked at times at 51 years old.

                                    I did steroids and stuff during my lifetime so I think it's just my testosterone levels being very low now at 53. What ever.

                                    I'll get on the testosterone shots and or boosters soon and resolve this problem. I'm not worried about it.

                                    MY JUNK WILL SPORT WOOD AGAIN DAMN IT!!!


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                                    • stevenash
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                                      • 01-17-11
                                      • 65586

                                      #19
                                      Wow, Jibber is older that I am, I could have sworn you were like, late 30's
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                                      • JIBBBY
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                                        • 12-10-09
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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by stevenash
                                        Wow, Jibber is older that I am, I could have sworn you were like, late 30's
                                        Age is just a number Stevie! I act like a 16 year old on SBR most of the time. ..
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                                        • MaltedHopsFrenzy
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                                          • 10-08-10
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by JIBBBY
                                          Penis. Mine barely works at 53 years of age. Shriveled noodle. I need Testosterone shots and Viagra pills in a bad way.

                                          I'm on it soon. Need the pecker to work and be able to sport FULL WOOD on demand! Just lazy right now and don't really care that much for now.


                                          Ironic cruel joke from God is that your d!ck shrank, but your sack has probably doubled in size.....
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                                          • JIBBBY
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 12-10-09
                                            • 83686

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by MaltedHopsFrenzy


                                            Ironic cruel joke from God is that your d!ck shrank, but your sack has probably doubled in size.....
                                            Lucky I don't have the saggy balls yet. My man stones are intact for now!

                                            That would piss me off as saggy old man big balls sucks ass!

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                                            • stevenash
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                                              • 01-17-11
                                              • 65586

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by MaltedHopsFrenzy


                                              Ironic cruel joke from God is that your d!ck shrank, but your sack has probably doubled in size.....
                                              I'm closing in on 50, sad part of your statement, it's true.
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                                              • Mike Huntertz
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                                                • 08-19-09
                                                • 11207

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by JIBBBY
                                                Trying to beat your record JJ, give me some more time ...
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                                                • biggie12
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                                                  • 12-30-05
                                                  • 13788

                                                  #25
                                                  JJ is living proof... Your brain
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                                                  • Keith Richard
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                                                    • 07-06-06
                                                    • 1576

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Snowball
                                                    Not just your penis but your whole body then starts to shrink. Penis length loss is not usually meaningful, though..
                                                    like a quarter inch. I guess it can be worse. Your whole skeleton shrinks and most men are a quarter to a half inch
                                                    or worse shorter by the time they are in their late 60s or the 70s. All that cartilage and bone diseases push you down
                                                    it's a combination of progressive gravitational effects and biological processes.

                                                    You shrink and the time you have left here shrinks.
                                                    Yes so much to look forward to.
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                                                    • DiggityDaggityDo
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                                                      • 11-30-08
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                                                      #27
                                                      Hairline
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                                                      • mcaulay777
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                                                        • 09-13-10
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                                                        #28
                                                        It Shrinks why does it shrink,It Just does.I Dont know how you walk around with those things!
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                                                        • stevenash
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                                                          • 01-17-11
                                                          • 65586

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by mcaulay777
                                                          It Shrinks why does it shrink,It Just does.I Dont know how you walk around with those things!
                                                          One of Elaine's greatest bits.
                                                          "I saw Jane naked" episode.

                                                          Elaine's had some great bits too.
                                                          "I don't have a square to spare"
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                                                          • mcaulay777
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                                                            • 09-13-10
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                                                            #30
                                                            24 Years since the finale,I have the dvd collection but i kinda of stopped watching the re runs but to this day i remember so many quotes the most quotable show ever.
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                                                            • 19th Hole
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                                                              • 03-22-09
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                                                              #31
                                                              Gravity always wins in the end.
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                                                              • JIBBBY
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                                                                • 12-10-09
                                                                • 83686

                                                                #32
                                                                Bank accounts usually shrink in the end especially if you are losing gamblers.
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                                                                • Snowball
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                                                                  • 11-15-09
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                                                                  #33
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                                                                  lame o !
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                                                                  • JIBBBY
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                                                                    • 12-10-09
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Your time on this earth!
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                                                                    • captrobey
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                                                                      • 09-02-10
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Danny Devito
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