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What are some things that shrink with age?
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SeaweedBARRELED IN @ SBR!- 01-19-12
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#1What are some things that shrink with age?Tags: None -
JIBBBYSBR Aristocracy
- 12-10-09
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#2Penis. Mine barely works at 53 years of age. Shriveled noodle. I need Testosterone shots and Viagra pills in a bad way.
I'm on it soon. Need the pecker to work and be able to sport FULL WOOD on demand! Just lazy right now and don't really care that much for now.Comment -
jjgoldSBR Aristocracy
- 07-20-05
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#3Jibby you have not been laid in 5 yearsOriginally posted by JIBBBYPenis. Mine barely works at 53 years of age. Shriveled noodle. I need Testosterone shots and Viagra pills in a bad way.
I'm on it soon. Need the pecker to work and be able to sport FULL WOOD on demand! Just lazy right now and don't really care that much for now.Comment -
JIBBBYSBR Aristocracy
- 12-10-09
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#4Trying to beat your record JJ, give me some more timeOriginally posted by jjgoldJibby you have not been laid in 5 years
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FishheadSBR Aristocracy- 08-11-05
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#5SBRComment -
jjgoldSBR Aristocracy
- 07-20-05
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#6Yep
16 years hereComment -
FishheadSBR Aristocracy- 08-11-05
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#7Originally posted by jjgoldYep
16 years here
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SeaweedBARRELED IN @ SBR!- 01-19-12
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#8Penis starts shrinking when?Comment -
FishheadSBR Aristocracy- 08-11-05
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#951.5Originally posted by SeaweedPenis starts shrinking when?Comment -
KiDBaZkiTSBR Posting Legend
- 10-20-09
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#10Seaweed clearly your brain has shrunk over the years.Comment -
agendamanSBR MVP
- 12-01-11
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#11my patienceComment -
BarkingToadSBR Hall of Famer
- 08-31-08
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#12SBR storeComment -
stevenashModerator
- 01-17-11
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#13When I enter the swimming poolOriginally posted by SeaweedPenis starts shrinking when?Comment -
flyingilliniSBR Aristocracy
- 12-06-06
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#14Courageהמוסד
המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים
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pologqSBR Posting Legend- 10-07-12
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#15when i see a fat girl in leggingsOriginally posted by SeaweedPenis starts shrinking when?Comment -
SnowballBARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 11-15-09
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#16Not just your penis but your whole body then starts to shrink. Penis length loss is not usually meaningful, though..
like a quarter inch. I guess it can be worse. Your whole skeleton shrinks and most men are a quarter to a half inch
or worse shorter by the time they are in their late 60s or the 70s. All that cartilage and bone diseases push you down
it's a combination of progressive gravitational effects and biological processes.
You shrink and the time you have left here shrinks.Comment -
SeaweedBARRELED IN @ SBR!- 01-19-12
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#17???Originally posted by flyingilliniCourageComment -
JIBBBYSBR Aristocracy
- 12-10-09
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#18My junk started to experience shrinkage and only worked at times at 51 years old.Originally posted by SeaweedPenis starts shrinking when?
I did steroids and stuff during my lifetime so I think it's just my testosterone levels being very low now at 53. What ever.
I'll get on the testosterone shots and or boosters soon and resolve this problem. I'm not worried about it.
MY JUNK WILL SPORT WOOD AGAIN DAMN IT!!!
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stevenashModerator
- 01-17-11
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#19Wow, Jibber is older that I am, I could have sworn you were like, late 30'sComment -
JIBBBYSBR Aristocracy
- 12-10-09
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#20Age is just a number Stevie! I act like a 16 year old on SBR most of the time.Originally posted by stevenashWow, Jibber is older that I am, I could have sworn you were like, late 30's
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MaltedHopsFrenzySBR Hall of Famer- 10-08-10
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#21Originally posted by JIBBBYPenis. Mine barely works at 53 years of age. Shriveled noodle. I need Testosterone shots and Viagra pills in a bad way.
I'm on it soon. Need the pecker to work and be able to sport FULL WOOD on demand! Just lazy right now and don't really care that much for now.
Ironic cruel joke from God is that your d!ck shrank, but your sack has probably doubled in size.....Comment -
JIBBBYSBR Aristocracy
- 12-10-09
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#22Lucky I don't have the saggy balls yet. My man stones are intact for now!Originally posted by MaltedHopsFrenzy
Ironic cruel joke from God is that your d!ck shrank, but your sack has probably doubled in size.....
That would piss me off as saggy old man big balls sucks ass!
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stevenashModerator
- 01-17-11
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#23I'm closing in on 50, sad part of your statement, it's true.Originally posted by MaltedHopsFrenzy
Ironic cruel joke from God is that your d!ck shrank, but your sack has probably doubled in size.....Comment -
biggie12SBR Posting Legend
- 12-30-05
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#25JJ is living proof... Your brainComment -
Keith RichardSBR MVP
- 07-06-06
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#26Yes so much to look forward to.Originally posted by SnowballNot just your penis but your whole body then starts to shrink. Penis length loss is not usually meaningful, though..
like a quarter inch. I guess it can be worse. Your whole skeleton shrinks and most men are a quarter to a half inch
or worse shorter by the time they are in their late 60s or the 70s. All that cartilage and bone diseases push you down
it's a combination of progressive gravitational effects and biological processes.
You shrink and the time you have left here shrinks.Comment -
DiggityDaggityDoSBR Aristocracy
- 11-30-08
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#27HairlineComment -
mcaulay777SBR MVP
- 09-13-10
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#28It Shrinks why does it shrink,It Just does.I Dont know how you walk around with those things!Comment -
stevenashModerator
- 01-17-11
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#29One of Elaine's greatest bits.Originally posted by mcaulay777It Shrinks why does it shrink,It Just does.I Dont know how you walk around with those things!
"I saw Jane naked" episode.
Elaine's had some great bits too.
"I don't have a square to spare"Comment -
mcaulay777SBR MVP
- 09-13-10
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#3024 Years since the finale,I have the dvd collection but i kinda of stopped watching the re runs but to this day i remember so many quotes the most quotable show ever.Comment -
19th HoleSBR Posting Legend- 03-22-09
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#31Gravity always wins in the end.Comment -
JIBBBYSBR Aristocracy
- 12-10-09
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#32Bank accounts usually shrink in the end especially if you are losing gamblers.
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SnowballBARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 11-15-09
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#33/thread
lame o !Comment -
JIBBBYSBR Aristocracy
- 12-10-09
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#34Your time on this earth!Comment -
captrobeyBARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 09-02-10
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#35Danny DevitoComment
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