Masters Live Thread..Go Tiger

**ChuckyTheGoat** · 04-10-22, 03:07 PM

Nice link to Amen Corner:

https://www.masters.com/en_US/live/index.html

**BeatTheJerk** · 04-10-22, 03:11 PM

Originally posted by ChuckyTheGoat

Jerky, got a question for you:

*How big of a GOLF fan are you?

From 1 to 10 ? I’d say 8.5 been watching & following golf since 1997. Tiger was a big influence on me to start watching.

**ChuckyTheGoat** · 04-10-22, 03:20 PM

Originally posted by BeatTheJerk

From 1 to 10 ? I’d say 8.5 been watching & following golf since 1997. Tiger was a big influence on me to start watching.

OK, thanks, Jerky. I'm not a big golf fan myself, maybe a 3.

Respect the pro golfer talent, just not my favorite sport. Game was too frustrating for me.

Anyway, have a friend/relative who is lucky enough to have two annual tickets to the Masters. Have done some favors for this person.

If day comes where I'm offered two tickets, I'll put you at #1 on the list. No guarantee, but I'll let you know if it happens.

**BeatTheJerk** · 04-10-22, 03:29 PM

Originally posted by ChuckyTheGoat

OK, thanks, Jerky. I'm not a big golf fan myself, maybe a 3.

Respect the pro golfer talent, just not my favorite sport. Game was too frustrating for me.

Anyway, have a friend/relative who is lucky enough to have two annual tickets to the Masters. Have done some favors for this person.

If day comes where I'm offered two tickets, I'll put you at #1 on the list. No guarantee, but I'll let you know if it happens.

That would be a highlight event of my life to attend. I appreciate the generous & kind gesture if you do in-fact get those tickets.

**ChuckyTheGoat** · 04-10-22, 03:44 PM

OK, I'll make a note of it, Jerky. Have talked to SOME big golf fans. And they speak the way you do.

If I can make it happen, I'll invite you to join me in Augusta. Not sure if it would be just two days (not four).

Anyway, I've given game tickets to this person several times. Never want to push the envelope. If the offer arises, I'll let you know.

**JacketFan81** · 04-10-22, 04:16 PM

Rory on an absolute tear

**Snowball** · 04-10-22, 04:20 PM

good value right now on Scheffler -450
it will go even lower if he misses this putt

**BigJay** · 04-10-22, 04:28 PM

Cam Smith on 12

Where’d it go??

Just a moment...

https://www.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/9f9b0f8f-088f-4006-aabb-0195a89dd8fb

**mackave** · 04-10-22, 04:31 PM

gg cameron smith, muther fukkker

**JIBBBY** · 04-10-22, 04:35 PM

Originally posted by BeatTheJerk

Hey Jibbby this is me you prick, if you find me ugly that’s ok, because I’m not trying to f u c k you pal.

https://ibb.co/wSZwp6J

My bad. I always thought you were the greasy fat dude called Beat the Prick in the SBR contest play in past years, he had his own videos.. I assumed you were that dude. I guess not..

This is a case of mistaken identity. Your profile name threw me off. Sorry.. No you are not ugly but no beauty queen either pal.

..

**jjgold** · 04-10-22, 04:44 PM

Most boring masters of all times

Jibby post some photos

**BeatTheJerk** · 04-10-22, 04:51 PM

Originally posted by JIBBBY

My bad. I always thought you were the greasy fat dude called Beat the Prick in the SBR contest play in past years, he had his own videos.. I assumed you were that dude. I guess not..

This is a case of mistaken identity. Your profile name threw me off. Sorry.. No you are not ugly but no beauty queen either pal.

..

So if you thought I was that old Southern BillHilly Hick, then who the f u c k is in my avatar Jibbby LMAO ?

**JIBBBY** · 04-10-22, 04:53 PM

Originally posted by BeatTheJerk

So if you thought I was that old Southern BillHilly Hick, then who the f u c k is in my avatar Jibbby LMAO ?

Dude relax mistaken identity. My bad. Carry on stud..

**jjgold** · 04-10-22, 05:02 PM

Jibby post a pic no shirt on flexing

You claim to have 20
Inch arms and 43 inch chest

I say bs

**KVB** · 04-10-22, 05:19 PM

Originally posted by JIBBBY

My bad. I always thought you were the greasy fat dude called Beat the Prick in the SBR contest play in past years, he had his own videos.. I assumed you were that dude. I guess not..

This is a case of mistaken identity. Your profile name threw me off. Sorry.. No you are not ugly but no beauty queen either pal.

..

OMG I am fukking dying laughing right now.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

**KVB** · 04-10-22, 05:20 PM

Originally posted by BeatTheJerk

So if you thought I was that old Southern BillHilly Hick, then who the f u c k is in my avatar Jibbby LMAO ?

You motherufkkers are cracking me the fukk uop right now.

**BeatTheJerk** · 04-10-22, 05:36 PM

Originally posted by KVB

You motherufkkers are cracking me the fukk uop right now.

**BeatTheJerk** · 04-10-22, 05:37 PM

I said “BillHilly” reverse that thanks.

**jjgold** · 04-10-22, 06:10 PM

Jerky not ugly at all

If I look liked him have 10 girls pregnant

**BeatTheJerk** · 04-10-22, 06:17 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Jerky not ugly at all

If I look liked him have 10 girls pregnant

That’s the good thing about having a Vasectomy done 3 seconds after my divorce 6 years ago. Peace of mind my friend peace of mind.

**ChuckyTheGoat** · 04-10-22, 06:20 PM

Goldy, you should get SBR to sign Scotty. How nice would it be to see him wearing SBR gear at the next major?

**jjgold** · 04-10-22, 06:25 PM

Chucky excellent idea

Jerky you big??

Jibby claims he is 10
Inches

**BeatTheJerk** · 04-10-22, 06:31 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Chucky excellent idea

Jerky you big??

Jibby claims he is 10
Inches

Well Jibbby’s 6’5” he better be hung or he’s a sad sack of shit. I’m usually a numbers guy, but I’m not revealing that number on a gambling forum full of men, sorry pal wrong party.

**stevex** · 04-10-22, 06:33 PM

Originally posted by KVB

You motherufkkers are cracking me the fukk uop right now.

uop?

**jjgold** · 04-10-22, 06:34 PM

Lol

Jerky do you realize back in Nj we asked each other that all the time

“Mike how big?”

Some guys literally had tape measures and whipped out the tape measure with exact size

Big boy move

**BeatTheJerk** · 04-10-22, 06:38 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Lol

Jerky do you realize back in Nj we asked each other that all the time

“Mike how big?”

Some guys literally had tape measures and whipped out the tape measure with exact size

Big boy move

These story’s come fewer & between as the years go by. Always entertaining hearing the locker room & glory hole days of your life.

**stake1** · 04-10-22, 06:44 PM

Jj: you need to send some pm’s to broke. He has 1000s of posts here asking to see other Sbr dudes’ cokks

**jjgold** · 04-10-22, 06:45 PM

Lol

**JIBBBY** · 04-10-22, 07:18 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Chucky excellent idea

Jerky you big??

Jibby claims he is 10
Inches

JJ I'm your age. My Johnson barely gets up anymore. I need Test shots and viagra now. I'm to lazy to go out and get both..

I was a player back in the day though. Today not so much. Still 6'5" and 250 with a little gut now. I'm a has been and can, my glory days are behind me..

**KVB** · 04-10-22, 08:58 PM

Originally posted by stevex

uop?

Originally posted by KVB

...motherufkkers...

Lauging so hard I couldn't type for shit.

**KVB** · 04-11-22, 11:54 AM

Woods with his props to Scheffler...

...

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I didn’t play my best out there, but just to have the support and appreciation from all the fans, I don’t think words can describe that. Congratulations to Scottie Scheffler on an outstanding win. It’s been a special run. <a href="https://t.co/8BAMJKlGFY">pic.twitter.com/8BAMJKlGFY</a></p>— Tiger Woods (@TigerWoods) <a href="https://twitter.com/TigerWoods/status/1513295437293363202?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw" >April 10, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

**jjgold** · 04-11-22, 12:01 PM

Jibby I think jerky a better looking guy than you he gets a lot of pussy

The guy also from a much tougher area than you are he’s more from the streets you’re a suburban guy like KVB you haven’t been through the wars

**KVB** · 04-11-22, 12:06 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Jibby I think jerky a better looking guy than you he gets a lot of pussy

The guy also from a much tougher area than you are he’s more from the streets you’re a suburban guy like KVB you haven’t been through the wars

Gold I've been in all the wars. I'm the guy that causes the wars and puts each side up against each other so I can profit from both sides.

Managing the wars from behind scenes is what sets us apart Gold.

Gold, are you a soldier or general? You a leader or follower?

Gold, can you answer this question????...Go ahead take a guess...

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https://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/players-talk/3695558-i-know-gamblers-never-ever-bet-any-juice-p2.html#post30839543

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Gold??????

**Auto Donk** · 04-11-22, 12:18 PM

Originally posted by JIBBBY

JJ I'm your age. My Johnson barely gets up anymore. I need Test shots and viagra now. I'm to lazy to go out and get both..

I was a player back in the day though. Today not so much. Still 6'5" and 250 with a little gut now. I'm a has been and can, my glory days are behind me..

jj never goes limp....... how could he?

there's not a fukkin enough there to bend downward...... it's just a tiny marble, too small to go in any direction:

for better, or more likely, for far worse, that shit just sticks outward like a limb severed 1/3" from the trunk........

**Auto Donk** · 04-11-22, 12:23 PM

I knew joe dirt would fade...... too small and too scraggly........