BeatTheJerk 2022 Professional Gambler Thread

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  • jjgold
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    • 07-20-05
    • 388179

    #1
    BeatTheJerk 2022 Professional Gambler Thread
    Like his updates here and there does not have to be picks

  • DiggityDaggityDo
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 11-30-08
    • 81450

    #2
    JJ, I heard he’s hung like a fukkin Rhinoceros too!
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    • flyingillini
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      • 12-06-06
      • 41219

      #3
      BTJ is definitely the ladies man of SBR.
      המוסד‎
      המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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      • jjgold
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        • 07-20-05
        • 388179

        #4
        He is big I can tell you that
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        • DiggityDaggityDo
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          • 11-30-08
          • 81450

          #5
          Originally posted by jjgold
          He is big I can tell you that
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          • jjgold
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            • 07-20-05
            • 388179

            #6
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            • gauchojake
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              • 09-17-10
              • 34109

              #7
              He loves hood rats and pounds them
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              • jjgold
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 07-20-05
                • 388179

                #8
                Guy a gambling warrior
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                • trobin31
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 01-09-14
                  • 9853

                  #9
                  Cat is out the bag now, look out
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                  • lonegambler23
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                    • 06-22-16
                    • 9760

                    #10
                    he still does this for a living?
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                    • BeatTheJerk
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                      • 08-19-07
                      • 31794

                      #11
                      Well men here’s my update. In the month of February I will be working a lucrative electrical job for a buddy of mine who just bought a big house in Boca Raton. My estimate for my labor is 5-7k which is good money for me.

                      So I’m gonna do the work & that means my gambling will be very limited the next 28 days, because I will be focusing on doing a good job for my customer. From a physical standpoint I feel pretty damn good regarding my lower back & I will be able to do all the work required from me.

                      The medication I take for my back pain is working & my physical therapy has paid off tremendously. When March & April arrive I will be back in full swing with my gambling & I will have a 10-15k bank roll to proceed with for March madness & MLB. I guess that’s all for now.

                      Professional gambler taking a month off. I did gamble in January & I was up nearly 2k with sports bets & casino earnings, but the last week I went on a bad run & broke even for the month.
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                      • BeatTheJerk
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                        • 08-19-07
                        • 31794

                        #12
                        Originally posted by gauchojake
                        He loves hood rats and pounds them
                        Amen.
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                        • BeatTheJerk
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                          • 08-19-07
                          • 31794

                          #13
                          I will use this thread next month to post my plays & track my success or lack there of. I’ll probably have a unit on the Super Bowl which is worth 500 for me at the moment.
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                          • ChuckyTheGoat
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                            • 04-04-11
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                            #14
                            Good stuff, Jerky. Glad you're feeling well.

                            Enjoy that job. Honest living, pal. Props to you.
                            Where's the fuckin power box, Carol?
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                            • BeatTheJerk
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                              • 08-19-07
                              • 31794

                              #15
                              Originally posted by ChuckyTheGoat
                              Good stuff, Jerky. Glad you're feeling well.

                              Enjoy that job. Honest living, pal. Props to you.
                              Thanks pal this is a good short term opportunity for me to build my bankroll.
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                              • Optional
                                Administrator
                                • 06-10-10
                                • 61441

                                #16
                                Well this thread sure took an odd turn real fast
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                                • BeatTheJerk
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                                  • 08-19-07
                                  • 31794

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Optional
                                  Well this thread sure took an odd turn real fast
                                  Posters imaginations running wild Opti
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                                  • Optional
                                    Administrator
                                    • 06-10-10
                                    • 61441

                                    #18
                                    "Pics or it never happened" haha

                                    Anthony Weiner style in your tightie whities should be ok
                                    .
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                                    • BeatTheJerk
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                                      • 08-19-07
                                      • 31794

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Optional
                                      "Pics or it never happened" haha

                                      Anthony Weiner style in your tightie whities should be ok
                                      no thank you I’m good wrong forum for all that, although JJGold may wanna take a peek at it for his own bi-curiosity.
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                                      • jjgold
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                                        • 07-20-05
                                        • 388179

                                        #20
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                                        • JAKEPEAVY21
                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                          • 03-11-11
                                          • 29268

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by BeatTheJerk
                                          Well men here’s my update. In the month of February I will be working a lucrative electrical job for a buddy of mine who just bought a big house in Boca Raton. My estimate for my labor is 5-7k which is good money for me.

                                          So I’m gonna do the work & that means my gambling will be very limited the next 28 days, because I will be focusing on doing a good job for my customer. From a physical standpoint I feel pretty damn good regarding my lower back & I will be able to do all the work required from me.

                                          The medication I take for my back pain is working & my physical therapy has paid off tremendously. When March & April arrive I will be back in full swing with my gambling & I will have a 10-15k bank roll to proceed with for March madness & MLB. I guess that’s all for now.

                                          Professional gambler taking a month off. I did gamble in January & I was up nearly 2k with sports bets & casino earnings, but the last week I went on a bad run & broke even for the month.
                                          Sounds like a solid plan, hopefully your body holds up.

                                          Put some work in this month and then you can relax a little in the coming months...
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                                          • Tanko
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 09-19-09
                                            • 5142

                                            #22
                                            Enjoy Boca BTJ.
                                            Take care not to make the back issues worse.
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                                            • BeatTheJerk
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                                              • 08-19-07
                                              • 31794

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by JAKEPEAVY21
                                              Sounds like a solid plan, hopefully your body holds up.

                                              Put some work in this month and then you can relax a little in the coming months...
                                              Originally posted by Tanko
                                              Enjoy Boca BTJ.
                                              Take care not to make the back issues worse.
                                              Thanks for the well wishes homies. I appreciate the positive vibes you send my way .
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                                              • JAKEPEAVY21
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                                                • 03-11-11
                                                • 29268

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by BeatTheJerk
                                                Thanks for the well wishes homies. I appreciate the positive vibes you send my way .
                                                Might be a good idea to get a massage every week or 2 while doing this job for your buddy. You will be on your feet a lot this month completing the electrical work and don't want your back to lock up. Could be a good idea as a preventative measure...
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                                                • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 11-30-08
                                                  • 81450

                                                  #25
                                                  Happy ending massages, no brainer.
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                                                  • BeatTheJerk
                                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                    • 08-19-07
                                                    • 31794

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by JAKEPEAVY21
                                                    Might be a good idea to get a massage every week or 2 while doing this job for your buddy. You will be on your feet a lot this month completing the electrical work and don't want your back to lock up. Could be a good idea as a preventative measure...
                                                    Yes definitely I totally agree. I’m in the process of getting a referral for a massage therapist from my insurance. It will definitely help with the compression I will experience working on my feet everyday again.
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                                                    • BeatTheJerk
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                                                      • 08-19-07
                                                      • 31794

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                                      Happy ending massages, no brainer.
                                                      I have a Tinder Whore for that actually no charge. She drives over an hour to come see me. Not the prettiest girl in the world, but thick/curvy af & sexy for sure who can work her hands like a professional. Plus everything is on the menu with her, full service without actually charging. Got real lucky to find her on there (Tinder app).
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                                                      • lonegambler23
                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                        • 06-22-16
                                                        • 9760

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by BeatTheJerk
                                                        I have a Tinder Whore for that actually no charge. She drives over an hour to come see me. Not the prettiest girl in the world, but thick/curvy af & sexy for sure who can work her hands like a professional. Plus everything is on the menu with her, full service without actually charging. Got real lucky to find her on there (Tinder app).
                                                        lets go jerky. on like a 17k run right now. always best to take a break from the gambling action. goes a long way!
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                                                        • BeatTheJerk
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                                                          • 08-19-07
                                                          • 31794

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by lonegambler23
                                                          lets go jerky. on like a 17k run right now. always best to take a break from the gambling action. goes a long way!
                                                          17k you motherphuckin’ Benjamin Franklin motor boatin’ son of a bitch
                                                          Last edited by BeatTheJerk; 02-03-22, 04:33 PM.
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                                                          • lonegambler23
                                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                                            • 06-22-16
                                                            • 9760

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by BeatTheJerk
                                                            17k you motherphuckin’ Benjamin Franklin motor boatin’ son of a butch.

                                                            lol! been just betting 1 game/2 games a week. its the recipe. stick to my euro basket overs matchups i love. and tennis has just begun thats my best sport, havent bet much of that yet. lets go jerky the pro dream can be done!
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                                                            • pablo222
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                                                              • 01-03-19
                                                              • 8858

                                                              #31
                                                              Make sure you have good boots.

                                                              Stretch out.

                                                              Tight hammys and calves stress the back.

                                                              Looking forward to plays next month.
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                                                              • Fidel_CashFlow
                                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                                • 12-03-12
                                                                • 53970

                                                                #32
                                                                BTJ , not sure if I’d use a thread JJ starting man ….not with serious $$$ involved

                                                                id make your own . It’s as easy as typing it and hitting submit
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                                                                • jjgold
                                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                                  • 07-20-05
                                                                  • 388179

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Jerky send me a steak
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                                                                  • JIBBBY
                                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                                    • 12-10-09
                                                                    • 83686

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by BeatTheJerk
                                                                    Well men here’s my update. In the month of February I will be working a lucrative electrical job for a buddy of mine who just bought a big house in Boca Raton. My estimate for my labor is 5-7k which is good money for me.

                                                                    So I’m gonna do the work & that means my gambling will be very limited the next 28 days, because I will be focusing on doing a good job for my customer. From a physical standpoint I feel pretty damn good regarding my lower back & I will be able to do all the work required from me.

                                                                    The medication I take for my back pain is working & my physical therapy has paid off tremendously. When March & April arrive I will be back in full swing with my gambling & I will have a 10-15k bank roll to proceed with for March madness & MLB. I guess that’s all for now.

                                                                    Professional gambler taking a month off. I did gamble in January & I was up nearly 2k with sports bets & casino earnings, but the last week I went on a bad run & broke even for the month.
                                                                    Don't get hooked on those Oxy's Jerky and especially on the job while working on those electrical wires!

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                                                                    • BeatTheJerk
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                                                                      • 08-19-07
                                                                      • 31794

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow
                                                                      BTJ , not sure if I’d use a thread JJ starting man ….not with serious $$$ involved

                                                                      id make your own . It’s as easy as typing it and hitting submit
                                                                      You’re absolutely right Cashflow. He has got me in the past with his cooler jinx powers. He knows exactly what he is doing by creating this thread that son of a whore.
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