Post in this thread and I will INSULT YOUR MOM

[dlowilly]

Merry Christmas 🎄

[BeatTheJerk]

Lay it on me you fuckin’ muppet …

[ChuckyTheGoat]

Merry xmas, dLow.

[stevenash]

Stacy's Mom's got it all going on though.

[Jayvegas420]

You're mom's so dumb she went to a Clippers game for a haircut.
Merry Christmas DLow!

[Tanko]

Dlowilly,
I just wanted to remind you that if your momma and daddy get divorced, Christmas gatherings for your family wouldn't really change since, they'd still be brother and sister.


Hope you win the big bets and have a Merry Christmas!

[stevenash]

You're mom's so dumb she went to a Clippers game for a haircut.
Merry Christmas DLow!

So dumb thinks Sponge Bob is a contraceptive.

[JIBBBY]

• Yo mama so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
• Yo mama so stupid, I said Kool-Aid and she jumped through the wall.
• Yo momma’s so ugly, she made an onion cry.
• Yo mama so old, she knew Burger King when he was just a prince.

[jjgold]

God Bless

[pavyracer]

Merry Xmas Willy.

[stevenash]

Merry Xmas Willy.

Oh yeah, that too.

[Demonata]

Dilowilly is a good dude. Have a good Christmas.

[Smokey McPot]

Your mommas so poor I saw her walking down the street with one shoe on and when I asked her if she lost a shoe she said no I found one.

[stevenash]

Dilowilly is a good dude. Have a good Christmas.

I can vouch for that.

[KVB]

Merry Christmas 

[OldBill]

YOUR MOMMAS so Dumb she heard it was Chilly outside and ran out with a bowl n spoon

MERRY CHRISTMAS

[dlowilly]

Lay it on me you fuckin’ muppet …

Speaking of muppets your mom is known as miss piggy by the boys in the housing projects

Happy holidays!

[dlowilly]

Merry xmas, dLow.

Thanks but your mom already gave me my present.

Seasons greetings!

[dlowilly]

Stacy's Mom's got it all going on though.

This time of year Steve’s poor mom thinks everyone is talking to her

Ho Ho Ho!

[dlowilly]

You're mom's so dumb she went to a Clippers game for a haircut.
Merry Christmas DLow!

You don’t have a mom, you were spawned when a trash bag outside a Toronto gamblers anonymous meeting got struck by lightning.

Happy new year!

[BeatTheJerk]

Thanks but your mom already gave me my present.

Seasons greetings!

Lame, nice try though. Happy Hollidays to you & your motherfuggers

[dlowilly]

Lame, nice try though. Happy Hollidays to you & your motherfuggers

Your mom doesn’t read well either

[dlowilly]

Dlowilly,
I just wanted to remind you that if your momma and daddy get divorced, Christmas gatherings for your family wouldn't really change since, they'd still be brother and sister.


Hope you win the big bets and have a Merry Christmas!

Speaking of the brothers, how’s your mom’s love life going?

[dlowilly]

• Yo mama so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
• Yo mama so stupid, I said Kool-Aid and she jumped through the wall.
• Yo momma’s so ugly, she made an onion cry.
• Yo mama so old, she knew Burger King when he was just a prince.

Jibby your mom is so fat and dumb she got talked in to smuggling Central Americans across the border under her fat folds for used scratch off tickets.

[dlowilly]

God Bless

Ur moms so ugly seeing her converts people to atheism.

Happy Hanukkah

[ChuckyTheGoat]

Thanks but your mom already gave me my present.

Seasons greetings!

I gave your Mom a Pearl Necklace. No charge.

[BeatTheJerk]

Your mother is such a whore, her big pussy should be in the NFL Hall of Fame for greatest “wide-receiver”.

[JIBBBY]

Your mom is so fat she has her own zip code.

[dlowilly]

Your mom is so fat she sent in her dna sample to ancestry and they thought it was a chocolate cake recipe

[JIBBBY]

I think it's time to start drinking. Merry Christmas to all!!

[dlowilly]

Merry Xmas Willy.

You mom says hello. She’ll be home in awhile but let her get some rest.

Season’s greetings

[dlowilly]

Dilowilly is a good dude. Have a good Christmas.

All the proud boys love demonata’s mom and I’ll just leave it at that

Happy holidays!

[dlowilly]

Your mommas so poor I saw her walking down the street with one shoe on and when I asked her if she lost a shoe she said no I found one.

Your mom is such a slut she goes to the clinic to see what she DOESN’T have

Merry Christmas!

[dlowilly]

Kvb learned his contrarian betting strategies from his mother’s contrarian safe sex practices. They both had disastrous results.

Happy Holidays!

[dlowilly]

YOUR MOMMAS so Dumb she heard it was Chilly outside and ran out with a bowl n spoon

MERRY CHRISTMAS

Speaking of weather your mom is so fat and wide her dog stays bone dry when they go for a walk in the rain.

Merry Christmas!