When Nothing Goes Right Betting What Do You Do?

[jjgold]

Win Bama

Clocked Knicks, Houston, Iowa, Portland and a few live plays

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

When Nothing Goes Right Betting What Do You Do?

Endeavor to persevere, keep right at it. Rebuild your bankroll by:

1) picking up a few extra gloryhole shifts and temporarily suspending your BOGO deal

2) pocketing a quick 1k from confused Walmart clerk using the "Brock Landers technique"

3) raid another sock drawer

GL with your bets today, jj

[stevenash]

Endeavor to persevere, keep right at it. Rebuild your bankroll by:

1) picking up a few extra gloryhole shifts and temporarily suspending your BOGO deal

2) pocketing a quick 1k from confused Walmart clerk using the "Brock Landers technique"

3) raid another sock drawer

GL with your bets today, jj

4) Call "Buzzy" and get an eight.

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

4) Call "Buzzy" and get an eight.

[Slurry Pumper]

1st, go to the nearest Adult Book store and work the glory hole for about 4 hours, then:

2nd, I make a pick then immediately go the other way. I call it Col Klinking. Check Hogan's Heroes episode #40 (Season 2-8),"A Klink,a Bomb and a Short Fuse"

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

1st, go to the nearest Adult Book store and work the glory hole for about 4 hours, then:

2nd, I make a pick then immediately go the other way. I call it Col Klinking. Check Hogan's Heroes episode #40 (Season 2-8),"A Klink,a Bomb and a Short Fuse"

[Seaweed]

Have sexual inter course

[Demonata]

I sell some of my stuff.

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Have sexual inter course

He will... well, it'll be with a tube sock but in jj's world, that counts.

[pavyracer]

He will... well, it'll be with a tube sock but in jj's world, that counts.

Bomb squad rushes to hospital after WWII-era shell found in man’s rectum

https://nypost.com/2021/12/05/bomb-squad-rushes-to-hospital-after-wwii-era-shell-found-in-mans-rectum/

[stevenash]

Bomb squad rushes to hospital after WWII-era shell found in man’s rectum

[mama whoiscrying]

Tell your bookie how good your girl is in the rack and ask him for a steep discount. Then tell girl its the quickest way to get her a new pair of shoes and you'll take her shopping.

[semibluff]

Win Bama

Clocked Knicks, Houston, Iowa, Portland and a few live plays

You stop what you're doing and take a break from it.

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Bomb squad rushes to hospital after WWII-era shell found in man’s rectum

https://nypost.com/2021/12/05/bomb-squad-rushes-to-hospital-after-wwii-era-shell-found-in-mans-rectum/

From article: "Sources told The Sun that the man said he had “slipped and fell” on the 2.2-inch shell, typically fired from WWII anti-tank artillery guns."

Uh, suuuuure he did. Sounds about as believable as the time flyin illini posted that he "slipped and fell" on jj's 2.5"er @ the Power Exchange in San Francisco.

[stevenash]

Tell your bookie how good your girl is in the rack and ask him for a steep discount. Then tell girl its the quickest way to get her a new pair of shoes and you'll take her shopping.

I got a better one.
You, me, a pair of gloves and I knock you senseless for three rounds you annoying half of hump 'ya.

Just for shits and giggles.

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Tell your bookie how good your girl is in the rack and ask him for a steep discount. Then tell girl its the quickest way to get her a new pair of shoes and you'll take her shopping.

lol... jj doesn't have a girl, what you smokin'? Unless you consider tube socks as women. Besides, jj uses flame bookies... which means he's probably been purposely losing cuz he loves paying off.

[stevenash]

lol... jj doesn't have a girl, what you smokin'? Unless you consider tube socks as women. Besides, jj uses flame bookies... which means he's probably been purposely losing cuz he loves paying off.

I'm trying to find out who the ghost is.

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

I'm trying to find out who the ghost is.

Might be Rudy... cuz even he got tired of making multi-accounts of the Rudy variant after Shari nabbed RudyRuder69.

[stevenash]

Might be Rudy... cuz even he got tired of making multi-accounts of the Rudy variant after Shari nabbed RudyRuder69.

Yeah, that was my first guess.

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Yeah, that was my first guess.

If mama starts begging for a job or threatening to sue Opti & Roy Bacon... well, we'll have our confirmation.

[gauchojake]

Bet both sides
Take a break
Or like seaweed said fukk a slump buster

[mama whoiscrying]

I got a better one.
You, me, a pair of gloves and I knock you senseless for three rounds you annoying half of hump 'ya.

Just for shits and giggles.

Are you a women beater? Does it make you feel tough? With that being said, I'll give you a shot at the title if you really want it?

[mama whoiscrying]

I am tough

[stevenash]

Are you a women beater? Does it make you feel tough? With that being said, I'll give you a shot at the title if you really want it?

Pipe down Casper, stay in your lane.
And have a lucky day.

See ya in the funny pages.

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

I am tough

You're bout as tough as Richard Simmons when he's on his menstrual cycle... calm down, pal.

[texhooper]

Sounds like a good time to take a break and finally make that call to your best friend and see if he wants to get married

[JIBBBY]

Pull the trigger. ..

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Sounds like a good time to take a break and finally make that call to your best friend and see if he wants to get married

I would actually bet real $ that ttwarrior wouldn't turn a jj proposal down. #NTTAWWT

[JIBBBY]

If nothing goes right when gambling for you then you are just not that good at it. You lack capping skills, discipline and should probably give it up and find a new hobby or you will go broke, become depressed and end up in debt and GA.

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