What's the most expensive shit you've broken after losing a bet?

[PromiseLand]

I've smashed 2 laptops and put a hole in the wall. I've settled down over the years, but man I used to get so fukkin enraged when I'd lose on the most ridiculous improbable nonsense. I think there's some pretty funny youtube vids of dudes doing bruce lee kicks to their tvs when their teams lose. What about y'all. Who here has an appetite for destruction when they get hit with some insane bad beat

[MinnesotaFats]

I threw a baseball thru my basement window in 95 when SD beat Pitt in AFC title game.

I was 16 years old and lost $500 to my dad's bookie, plus the fukking window

Also had 1st drink of hard liquor that day...

[Emily_Haines]

I tipped my dresser over once.

Busted many remotes.

Threw my laptop against the wall. The wall broke but the laptop was undamaged.

Haven't smashed anything in the last 10 years.

[stake1]

Few years ago on Monday night football, I smashed a $900 bottle of bourbon, on that replacement referee game where they screwed the Packers on the final play of the game.
Packers lost the game and I lost the cover on that BS in Seattle

[gauchojake]

my toe kicking the couch

[JayLA]

cracked screen on phone

bang table and glasses fall on floor and break

slammed doors and broke doorknob

[funnyb25]

Few years ago I had a much bigger bet than I should have. Shit went real bad real quick and I threw my phone at my new big screen and broke both the phone and the big screen. Found out an hour later my bet won. That was an interesting mixed emotions roller coaster of an evening....

[Buckandadime]

A relationship..

[Fishhead]

Dodge ram

[Tanko]

My Local's face...

[jjgold]

Nothing


We don’t get emotional after a loss that’s why we’re professionals

[PromiseLand]

A relationship..

[PromiseLand]

I threw a baseball thru my basement window in 95 when SD beat Pitt in AFC title game.

I was 16 years old and lost $500 to my dad's bookie, plus the fukking window

Also had 1st drink of hard liquor that day...

Damn, Minny ballin early. 500 bones would be a brutal hit at 16 (plus window haha). Sounds like you grew a few hairs on your chest that day.

[Buckandadime]

Why is that funny?

[eidolon]

Back in the day 2004/5, I would play on Party Poker. Would get enraged and break things. Broke two laptops (monitor, and than keypad).
Picked a chair and smashed it against the ground; they may have happened twice.

[edawg]

Baume Mercier watch. Funny thing is it was worth more than the bet I lost.

[Vyasports]

Nothing


We don’t get emotional after a loss that’s why we’re professionals

exactly. you are just increasing your losses by breaking stuffs.

[Doug tushyterror]

Visual damage.. Dented sink doors, ripped off cabinet door, TV unit glass door ripped off & thrown across the room (took over a year to finally pick up all the pieces)

[mpaschal34]

I tipped my dresser over once.

Busted many remotes.

Threw my laptop against the wall. The wall broke but the laptop was undamaged.

Haven't smashed anything in the last 10 years.

What about your cat?

[PromiseLand]

Why is that funny?

I thought you were trying to be funny. I was imagining some dude who was like...ok babe...niners win and we're together. Seahawks win and you packin your bags.