Eagles-Steelers under 36

[gshock1]

And you know this how exactly?
Does gypsy Rose feed you special insightful information that she gets from her magic crystal ball?

Character flaw #88 Corky.

You speculate on outcomes that never happened and pass your opinions off as gospel truth.
But that's not all.
When you can't back up your speculation as truth and get called out on it, which is pretty much an everyday occurance, you 'shut down' and go into 'dumb shit' mode.

You and a fourth grader have several traits.
One of them is, they argue like this.

"Corky? Why do you like your NBA pick tonight"?
Your response is pretty much "Because I said so"

And then when it loses you go to your special rolodex filled with all sorts of different excuses,
The refs sucked, the weather sucked, the coach rested my player, and on and on.
Same old shit, never your fault, right?

It's 100 percent your fault.
You don't research these things, you don't do your homework.
If you did, you weren't be such a big loser.

This is why I totally don't believe you are a lawyer.
Any law firm would fire you after day one if you didn't prepare for a case by doing no homework and research.
And no lawyer argues "You're a dumb shit" over and over again
And no lawyer spends hours a day on a silly sports gaming message board typing this for hours daily on a shitty iPhone,

Tell me where I'm wrong.

And yes, I'm a dumb shit, the dumbest.
I've gone through life by holding on to the same great job for 20 years, and marrying a woman two levels in class above every other woman by sheer luck. Preparation and good old fashioned hard work had nothing to do with all that.

Jesus God man.
I just presented the same stuff to you that a 200 dollar an hour head doctor would tell you.
For free. Because that's the type of guy I am, a giant asshole, I know, and I don't care.

There is no reasoning with someone that is mentally unstable.

[las8]

Yo I'm drunk and not searching through 50 dumb shits...what are the plays today?

[BeatTheJerk]

He better take his meds for this one.

He won’t even read all that, he’ll look for a fuckin’ grammar error & point it out to you. He’s the lamest human being I have ever encountered my entire life.

[mjsuax13]

Yo I'm drunk and not searching through 50 dumb shits...what are the plays today?

He hasn’t bumped them yet but I’ll be sure to bump them for you pal!

[thomorino]

He hasn’t bumped them yet but I’ll be sure to bump them for you pal!

He won’t even read all that, he’ll look for a fuckin’ grammar error & point it out to you. He’s the lamest human being I have ever encountered my entire life.

He better take his meds for this one.

Your records indicate the only thing you own is a bunch of losses and accrued debt.

The evidence is there and its undisputed. You are a loser Moron.

There is no reasoning with someone that is mentally unstable.

Yo I'm drunk and not searching through 50 dumb shits...what are the plays today?

Dumb shits

[thomorino]

And you know this how exactly?
Does gypsy Rose feed you special insightful information that she gets from her magic crystal ball?

Character flaw #88 Corky.

You speculate on outcomes that never happened and pass your opinions off as gospel truth.
But that's not all.
When you can't back up your speculation as truth and get called out on it, which is pretty much an everyday occurance, you 'shut down' and go into 'dumb shit' mode.

You and a fourth grader have several traits.
One of them is, they argue like this.

"Corky? Why do you like your NBA pick tonight"?
Your response is pretty much "Because I said so"

And then when it loses you go to your special rolodex filled with all sorts of different excuses,
The refs sucked, the weather sucked, the coach rested my player, and on and on.
Same old shit, never your fault, right?

It's 100 percent your fault.
You don't research these things, you don't do your homework.
If you did, you weren't be such a big loser.

This is why I totally don't believe you are a lawyer.
Any law firm would fire you after day one if you didn't prepare for a case by doing no homework and research.
And no lawyer argues "You're a dumb shit" over and over again
And no lawyer spends hours a day on a silly sports gaming message board typing this for hours daily on a shitty iPhone,

Tell me where I'm wrong.

And yes, I'm a dumb shit, the dumbest.
I've gone through life by holding on to the same great job for 20 years, and marrying a woman two levels in class above every other woman by sheer luck. Preparation and good old fashioned hard work had nothing to do with all that.

Jesus God man.
I just presented the same stuff to you that a 200 dollar an hour head doctor would tell you.
For free. Because that's the type of guy I am, a giant asshole, I know, and I don't care.

The fact you just spent this much time typing something I didn’t even read shows once again, I own you. You are a dumb shit.

[stevenash]

The fact you just spent this much time typing something I didn’t even read shows once again, I own you. You are a dumb shit.

No, you don't own shit.
I knew this post would bother you.
If it didn't you would have left it alone.
But you didn't.

So predictable it's laughable.

[Headsterx]

No, you don't own shit.
I knew this post would bother you.
If it didn't you would have left it alone.
But you didn't.

So predictable it's laughable.

[CJ]

Where's today's fades, dumbshit?

[thomorino]

No, you don't own shit.
I knew this post would bother you.
If it didn't you would have left it alone.
But you didn't.

So predictable it's laughable.

Where's today's fades, dumbshit?

Wrong, dumb shits.

[lonegambler23]

so two wins in a row. lucky variance?

[Headsterx]

No, you don't own shit.
I knew this post would bother you.
If it didn't you would have left it alone.
But you didn't.

So predictable it's laughable.

One of the most insightful post ever!

[thomorino]

so two wins in a row. lucky variance?

One of the most insightful post ever!

2 dumb shits

[CJ]

Morono, please take a moment and answer these questions if you will. Your fans are dying to read the answers:

1. How many guys on SBR have you been intimate with?
2. Regarding question 1, who was the best lover?
3. Of the men on SBR that you have not played "Circus with" (IE - swallowing swords and juggling balls), what posters are you most interested in?
4. If the 1997 Denver Broncos offered to run a train on you, how quickly would you say yes?
5. You call everyone dumbshits, so are you a smartshit?
6. What book do you bet on? Uncle Jack's PSI Sports?
7. Speaking of air, is there more between your ears or in your bets?
8. How old were you when you sucked your first dick for gambling money?
9. Are you typically the woman in your relationships?
10. Are you more likely to fist a duck in the ass or to get fisted in the ass by a duck?

BONUS. You frequently claim "those are not my (your) records" - so what exactly are your records? I'm guessing these are some of them:
1. Most hot dogs in your mouth at once: 12
2. Most hot dogs simultaneously stuffed in your anus: 42
3. Most hot dogs you've taken in one night: 117


Can't wait to see your answers!

[juicername]

Morono, please take a moment and answer these questions if you will. Your fans are dying to read the answers:

1. How many guys on SBR have you been intimate with?
2. Regarding question 1, who was the best lover?
3. Of the men on SBR that you have not played "Circus with" (IE - swallowing swords and juggling balls), what posters are you most interested in?
4. If the 1997 Denver Broncos offered to run a train on you, how quickly would you say yes?
5. You call everyone dumbshits, so are you a smartshit?
6. What book do you bet on? Uncle Jack's PSI Sports?
7. Speaking of air, is there more between your ears or in your bets?
8. How old were you when you sucked your first dick for gambling money?
9. Are you typically the woman in your relationships?
10. Are you more likely to fist a duck in the ass or to get fisted in the ass by a duck?

BONUS. You frequently claim "those are not my (your) records" - so what exactly are your records? I'm guessing these are some of them:
1. Most hot dogs in your mouth at once: 12
2. Most hot dogs simultaneously stuffed in your anus: 42
3. Most hot dogs you've taken in one night: 117


Can't wait to see your answers!

You should have put each question in a separate post. Would've been comedy gold to see OCDmorono quote each post separately.

[thomorino]

Jacksonville -3.5 1h

[thomorino]

Morono, please take a moment and answer these questions if you will. Your fans are dying to read the answers:

1. How many guys on SBR have you been intimate with?
2. Regarding question 1, who was the best lover?
3. Of the men on SBR that you have not played "Circus with" (IE - swallowing swords and juggling balls), what posters are you most interested in?
4. If the 1997 Denver Broncos offered to run a train on you, how quickly would you say yes?
5. You call everyone dumbshits, so are you a smartshit?
6. What book do you bet on? Uncle Jack's PSI Sports?
7. Speaking of air, is there more between your ears or in your bets?
8. How old were you when you sucked your first dick for gambling money?
9. Are you typically the woman in your relationships?
10. Are you more likely to fist a duck in the ass or to get fisted in the ass by a duck?

BONUS. You frequently claim "those are not my (your) records" - so what exactly are your records? I'm guessing these are some of them:
1. Most hot dogs in your mouth at once: 12
2. Most hot dogs simultaneously stuffed in your anus: 42
3. Most hot dogs you've taken in one night: 117


Can't wait to see your answers!

You should have put each question in a separate post. Would've been comedy gold to see OCDmorono quote each post separately.

Dumb shits

[CJ]

Answer the questions monkey!

[thomorino]

Answer the questions monkey!

You are a dumb shit

[thomorino]

Eagles loss

-2.6 units

Jags winner

-.6 unita

[thomorino]

Patriots 1h moneyline -125

[mikmik]

Thank you

[thomorino]

Browns 3 1h

[Vyasports]

Browns 3 1h

fake line, no odds given

tried to report this but won't go through

[thomorino]

fake line, no odds given

tried to report this but won't go through

The first half line for the Browns was -3 you dumb shit, which is what I posted

[thomorino]

Thank you

You are a dumb shit

[thomorino]

Patriots 1h moneyline -125

Browns 3 1h

1-1

-.8 units

[Vyasports]

The first half line for the Browns was -3 you dumb shit, which is what I posted

you never posted -3 and you never posted the odds.

[thomorino]

you never posted -3 and you never posted the odds.

I did you dumb shit. I posted a 3 and I almost never post the odds when the juice is the standard -110. A child could figure my post out.

[Vyasports]

A child could figure my post out.

that we can agree on

[Vyasports]

I did you dumb shit. I posted a 3 and I almost never post the odds when the juice is the standard -110. A child could figure my post out.

fake, at the time you posted this pick the best odds was -125, i know because i also posted a pick on that game

[thomorino]

fake, at the time you posted this pick the best odds was -125, i know because i also posted a pick on that game

Wrong, you know nothing. You are a dumb shit.

[thomorino]

that we can agree on

You are a dumb shit.

[Vyasports]

Wrong, you know nothing. You are a dumb shit.

You are a dumb shit.

<br>
isn't that rich<br>

[CJ]

Why are you such a f*ggot morono?