how do u get a gf if u ride a bike?

[Bigbill365]

I get lots of matches on dating sites but i dont have a car what do i tell them?

[unde0087]

Tell them JJ sent you

[SamsNCharge99]

you are a great passenger in their car

or trade the bike for a car

or keep the bike and buy a 2nd vehicle

or take a cab/uber

[Bigbill365]

you are a great passenger in their car

or trade the bike for a car

or keep the bike and buy a 2nd vehicle

or take a cab/uber

Only problem with uber is i live in a small town they dont have those around me.

[jackpot269]

Pay for her with the money you saved not buying a car! Trust me they couldn't care less

[big joe 1212]

I get lots of matches on dating sites but i dont have a car what do i tell them?

You don’t have a car and you are a degenerate gambler

You are every girls dream match!

[Roger T. Bannon]

She has a car. Just tell her to stop by and you will pay for dinner.

[hawkwind]

Go to a Biker Bar

[jjgold]

jerkoffs ride bikes in todays world

FUKKIN JERKOFFS

[Bigbill365]

[RudyRuetigger]

tell them you are a democrat soyboy



they will love you if they are democrat











if she is ok with that, she probably has a pecker as well though

[topgame85]

Ladies love bikes.

[RudyRuetigger]

Low standards and lie. There is a reason this planet is overpopulated.

tell them you are a democrat soyboy



they will love you if they are democrat











if she is ok with that, she probably has a pecker as well though

see

[b1slickguy]

Upgrade your bike.

[seaborneq]

I get lots of matches on dating sites but i dont have a car what do i tell them?

Always tell them you are an environmentalist, and you care about the planet. Or your car is in the shop. Just have a place to live and pay for dinner and everything will be fine.

[Optional]

I get lots of matches on dating sites but i dont have a car what do i tell them?

Wear jeans.

Have you got your own helmet or should I bring one for you?

[Bigbill365]

Upgrade your bike.

[Bigbill365]

tell them you are a democrat soyboy



they will love you if they are democrat











if she is ok with that, she probably has a pecker as well though

not a bad idea a lot of them are Dems could be good play

[topgame85]

see

Rudy hasn't been laid in 5 yrs.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Just tell her she needs to pick you up because the Lambo is in the shop.

Don't have her pick you up from your house though, bike over to a rich neighborhood and have her pick you up from in front of one of those houses.

[unde0087]

Bill, what happened to the other girl? I remember you always posting plays right after she left for work.

[ConleyPicks]

For you and her: https://www.internationalsurreyco.co...s/DSC_2377.jpg

In case she has 1-3 children (put them to work): https://www.rodbikes.com/catalog/lon.../longbike2.jpg

[shadymcgrady]

Make sure you mention that you're not afraid to throwdown with her old man in an instant of need be like you did in your previous relationship. Also try to casually hint at the expired condom in your wallet from 2008 and that you want to test to see if it still works in preventing pregnancy or STDs

[Slurry Pumper]

Go with the environmental angle and play up that eattin' kale BS. She may try to change you by taking you to the steakhouse. Also since you're riding the bike you're probably not a fat bastard so show off them abs and let her know you have the cardio to bang all night.

[pavyracer]

I get lots of matches on dating sites but i dont have a car what do i tell them?

Take her on a date with Uber. She will feel safe knowing she doesn't have to go home with you.

[lonegambler23]

Bill, what happened to the other girl? I remember you always posting plays right after she left for work.

[Bigbill365]

Bill, what happened to the other girl? I remember you always posting plays right after she left for work.

Not good she got a job thats moving her out of state on other side of countrie.

[KiDBaZkiT]

Bro you book a date with a hooker\escort and mash that BMX to the motel 6 before she get there so you can wash off the swamp ass

[KiDBaZkiT]

Just tell her she needs to pick you up because the Lambo is in the shop.

Don't have her pick you up from your house though, bike over to a rich neighborhood and have her pick you up from in front of one of those houses.

SlickityDaggityDoo

[Bigbill365]

Bro you book a date with a hooker\escort and mash that BMX to the motel 6 before she get there so you can wash off the swamp ass

[Headsterx]

I can't believe I'm going to give dating advice on SBR, but here goes: just be straight up honest with them. Half will straight up laugh at you and the other half will think it's refreshing... but still won't date you. 😂😂😂

So just start fading and get some money and buy a damn car!!
😂😂😂

[Bigbill365]

talking to an older woman she has money and car

[texhooper]

Ok mr Schwinn fuckin Armstrong, who asked you to drive a bike?

[GzaTheGenius]

Tell her from years of bike riding you are now infertile so you can cream inside of them

They love that kinda stuff