I'm back😁 (Apparently I'm not a man of my word)..$21K Wimbledon advice needed.

BeatTheJerk · 07-11-21, 05:43 PM

Originally posted by pimike

Looks like you were sleeping again.

Doug nailed it!

I have been following this thread from day one. You’re the dope who said he needed Joker to win for him to cash. So try again you Brody cuck.

BeatTheJerk · 07-11-21, 05:44 PM

Originally posted by pimike

Need joker now boys.

Dumb shit

pablo222 · 07-11-21, 05:46 PM

ThaWoj · 07-11-21, 05:49 PM

Dude riding the bus back home with 45k in his pocket

Can't make this shit up

Give us the play with the 10k at bookmaker..bucks you said?

BeatTheJerk · 07-11-21, 05:51 PM

Originally posted by ThaWoj

Dude riding the bus back home with 45k in his pocket

Can't make this shit up

Give us the play with the 10k at bookmaker..bucks you said?

No not yet he passed on that game & now it’s a lock so put your mortgage on it.

beefcake · 07-11-21, 06:08 PM

Congrats Doug!! You're now and official SBR Legend...please see JJ GOLD for the blood ritual and tattoos..

Doug tushyterror · 07-11-21, 06:21 PM

Originally posted by BeatTheJerk

No not yet he passed on that game & now it’s a lock so put your mortgage on it.

I know that's typical douche gambler speak when you pass on a game you like it always seems to hit but there was more to it than that for passing on it.The whole process of laying -200 on a non lock & then having to come back the next day to collect really isn’t worth it. (They told they me payout over $20K at a secure glass window on the left & that's not remotely true..eveyone behind me could see them putting the money in the counters & then they hand me a manila envelope that I have to fill up myself in full view of everybody). I'd have no problem making this bet at BM but if I ever go back to FanDuel again it'd be strictly for Futures with much better prices.

unlearn · 07-11-21, 06:31 PM

Congrats dougy. Buy yourself something nice with your big score

Doug tushyterror · 07-11-21, 06:43 PM

Originally posted by unlearn

Congrats dougy. Buy yourself something nice with your big score

Thanks bro, I'm not gonna go too crazy yet, just filled out my cart mostly with stuff to track my pitching & tennis serving speed throughout the course of the summer. Glad you hit your Novak +150 Future as well.

BeatTheJerk · 07-11-21, 07:38 PM

Originally posted by Doug tushyterror

I know that's typical douche gambler speak when you pass on a game you like it always seems to hit but there was more to it than that for passing on it.The whole process of laying -200 on a non lock & then having to come back the next day to collect really isn’t worth it. (They told they me payout over $20K at a secure glass window on the left & that's not remotely true..eveyone behind me could see them putting the money in the counters & then they hand me a manila envelope that I have to fill up myself in full view of everybody). I'd have no problem making this bet at BM but if I ever go back to FanDuel again it'd be strictly for Futures with much better prices.

Yeah I totally agree & I wasn’t even mocking you. Regardless of what happens tonight with the Bucks, risking all the money you made from 9 to 1 winning future bet is absurd to lay it all on a juiced out & little value back favorite.

ThaTopMoron · 07-11-21, 07:45 PM

he needs to take it easy for a little while

everyone knows the SB winner covers the spread to open the season.. and tampa is playing DALLAS

tampa wins by 14+ (and everyone knows I hate Brady with a passion)

KnuckleHeadz · 07-11-21, 07:51 PM

Show us the text messages from that crazy black girlfriend.
We all know you've rubbed it in her face non-stop

jtoler · 07-11-21, 07:55 PM

cha-ching

pablo222 · 07-11-21, 07:57 PM

Originally posted by KnuckleHeadz

Show us the text messages from that crazy black girlfriend.
We all know you've rubbed it in her face non-stop

I was thinking the same thing.

mem5757 · 07-11-21, 08:05 PM

congrats - you made the max too. Novak was so dominating and such big favorite (-1400 semis, -550 final) that you would not have even made that much if you waited to bet him pre-match

BrickJames · 07-11-21, 08:58 PM

Originally posted by Doug tushyterror

Thanks bro, I'm not gonna go too crazy yet, just filled out my cart mostly with stuff to track my pitching & tennis serving speed throughout the course of the summer. Glad you hit your Novak +150 Future as well.

Did you get back with that chick? Or did you also buy a pocket pussy?

Doug tushyterror · 07-11-21, 10:31 PM

Originally posted by KnuckleHeadz

Show us the text messages from that crazy black girlfriend.
We all know you've rubbed it in her face non-stop

Trying to as we speak but she's not being all that responsive
1) I'm lying about the landlord... I actually sent a check from a closed Citibank account accidentally that did bounce so her lending me the money wouldn't have helped anyway & the landlord was totally cool with it.
2) Clearly she's lying about her mom's ID being stolen & even says it happened a couple days after I asked her so she can't even keep her lie straight.
3) Only bringing up the Berrettini losing ticket so after she thinks I lost, I want to see her reaction after I show her all the money on the table & her wondering where it came from.

This is why I asked her if she prefers her 100s messy or in stacks.

lonegambler23 · 07-11-21, 10:41 PM

too much drama for. a 45 yr old man. what is she 21?

Unrivaled · 07-11-21, 10:43 PM

Way too much drama. If there was 12 bucks in your account seek help now before you lose it all.

Goat Milk · 07-11-21, 10:45 PM

Anytime money gets involved in a relationship prior to marriage then it's over in my book. There is no coming back from that.

teacher10 · 07-11-21, 10:47 PM

Ignore the poster above and keeping them coming!!! Good read so far as always

Doug tushyterror · 07-11-21, 10:50 PM

Originally posted by lonegambler23

too much drama for. a 45 yr old man. what is she 21?

I wish bro, she's 27..21 when we 1st met (21 is the perfect age, 17-19 while legal feels kind of creepy for a 45 yr old)

pimike · 07-11-21, 11:08 PM

Doug

You both lie to each other.

Just saying.

BeatTheJerk · 07-11-21, 11:28 PM

What was her response Dougie ?

pimike · 07-11-21, 11:30 PM

Originally posted by BeatTheJerk

What was her response Dougie ?

Love to hear that too.

BeatTheJerk · 07-11-21, 11:34 PM

You better not give her a GOD DAMN penny homie ! Please I beg you , screw her & her ghetto ass triflin’ ways.

pimike · 07-11-21, 11:50 PM

Originally posted by BeatTheJerk

You better not give her a GOD DAMN penny homie ! Please I beg you , screw her & her ghetto ass triflin’ ways.

Agree

Not sure why he even told her he scored.

Doug tushyterror · 07-12-21, 12:12 AM

Originally posted by pimike

Love to hear that too.

Originally posted by pimike

Love to hear that too.

Originally posted by pimike

Agree

Not sure why he even told her he scored.

Currently in the middle of still trying to fukk with her but apparently she's too slow on the uptake too even realize what's going on. This is all in an effort to still get my dikk wet with her, I'm not giving her shit but I'm just gonna lead her on thinking I might.

TheMetsSuck · 07-12-21, 12:21 AM

Dougy!!!!! Stop!!! I haven’t read the entirety of the convos with the ex gf or past few pages, but I implore you to quit texting her and enjoy yourself. No need to gloat and explain your win to that whore. You seriously should buy a plane ticket and a few night stay at a hotel somewhere nice. Reward yourself for the big win! Get out of that shitty apt and shitty relationship for now and go use this time to unwind and plan the next move. I suggest Cabo, Bahamas , keys. Or Costa Rica. Treat yourself before risking it back Doug!

pimike · 07-12-21, 12:22 AM

Originally posted by Doug tushyterror

Currently in the middle of still trying to fukk with her but apparently she's too slow on the uptake too even realize what's going on. This is all in an effort to still get my dikk wet with her, I'm not giving her shit but I'm just gonna lead her on thinking I might.

Bro go to a club and show off your score. You can get some new meat bud.

Doug tushyterror · 07-12-21, 12:29 AM

Originally posted by pimike

Bro go to a club and show off your score. You can get some new meat bud.

Just not built that way Mike. Maybe if I won 100K fine, but considering how much I risked the net profit was only $23,544.

TheMetsSuck · 07-12-21, 12:31 AM

Don’t waste a cent at a club lol. Maybe this is drunk me taking but I’d buy the ex an Amazon (500$?) gift card and move on. She lent you money when you were down and out. Don’t rub it in moron. You’ll likely be broke again in a few months if you keep betting with balls as big as yours. Pay it forward and hook up the single mom that took it in the tush to dougy the tushy terror. Good karma in being a gentleman

pimike · 07-12-21, 12:31 AM

Originally posted by Doug tushyterror

Just not built that way Mike. Maybe if I won 100K fine, but considering how much I risked the net profit was only $23,544.

I hear you . Best of luck but please don’t get involved with her again to much.

fried cheese · 07-12-21, 12:32 AM

you might want to delete those texts doug. ppl can find out who you are and some hold a grudge.

Doug tushyterror · 07-12-21, 01:10 AM

Originally posted by TheMetsSuck

Don’t waste a cent at a club lol. Maybe this is drunk me taking but I’d buy the ex an Amazon (500$?) gift card and move on. She lent you money when you were down and out. Don’t rub it in moron. You’ll likely be broke again in a few months if you keep betting with balls as big as yours. Pay it forward and hook up the single mom that took it in the tush to dougy the tushy terror. Good karma in being a gentleman

You're probably right Mets, it's bad karma..had to finish it out & she seemed rather indifferent so I'll just see where it goes. Normally I'm not this petty but she still lied to me about why she couldn't lend me the money after all I did for her. If she was just honest with me from the jump I would’ve actually hooked her up with at least 2K wo. resorting to this.