Fukk you dougie….you are not respected here
I'm back😁 (Apparently I'm not a man of my word)..$21K Wimbledon advice needed.
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Booya711BARRELED IN @ SBR!
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vitterdRestricted User
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#37Wait….you retired from here yesterday and back today?Comment -
Doug tushyterrorSBR MVP
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#38As long as the few friends I have & my girlfriend respect me that's good enough for me. Unlike the worthless troll you are I don't post on an anonymous gambling forum looking for respect, simply doing something to pass the time with like minded individuals.Originally posted by Booya711Fukk you dougie….you are not respected hereComment -
biggie12SBR Posting Legend
- 12-30-05
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#39Why dont u go into the shitcoin space. You dont care to lose the money obv so why don't u try and get 100X off of a gamble instead of 1-2xComment -
DR225SBR MVP
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#40I usually only bet futures when I'm majorly tilted and I'm at risk of blowing my bankroll out of frustration. You are frustrated about the Nets future so you're aggressively trying to get it back. Wimbledon is a week away, so why not chill for the time being and then start betting normally when that starts, day by day. When you were most successful, you were hitting insane parlays. Not just going all in over and over. And the slams are great times for parlays. And say you are profitable during the tournament, you can just go all in on Joker in the later stages of the tournament. For the final, I doubt he will be priced more than -400. Wimbledon is hard to bet though, as players don't spend much time on the grass. If you think you can be profitable day by day for the tournament, this is the better option.Comment -
cincinnatikid513SBR Aristocracy
- 11-23-17
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#41if it goes by rankings joker will be 1 seed italian 8 seed since nadal isn't playing
not sure how wimbledon draw is set up where the 8 seed is to the 1 seed same side of bracket or opposite side, any who way too risky to invest that much money with crazy things like fluke injuries or even like us open joker hitting the lines person, can u imagine having futures on him there ughhComment -
jjgoldSBR Aristocracy
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#42PunishmentComment -
Doug tushyterrorSBR MVP
- 07-03-12
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#43Def. good advice & I did hit this nice 10TP 6 weeks ago but I was in a different headspace. Reloading now in BTC is a huge hassle & these odds at the casino are way better than at BM. You're right about the Nets, I clearly don't have the patience to grind until I could quickly jumpstart a decent bankroll by doing just this.Originally posted by DR225I usually only bet futures when I'm majorly tilted and I'm at risk of blowing my bankroll out of frustration. You are frustrated about the Nets future so you're aggressively trying to get it back. Wimbledon is a week away, so why not chill for the time being and then start betting normally when that starts, day by day. When you were most successful, you were hitting insane parlays. Not just going all in over and over. And the slams are great times for parlays. And say you are profitable during the tournament, you can just go all in on Joker in the later stages of the tournament. For the final, I doubt he will be priced more than -400. Wimbledon is hard to bet though, as players don't spend much time on the grass. If you think you can be profitable day by day for the tournament, this is the better option.
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thedentheadSBR Wise Guy
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#44Originally posted by Doug tushyterrorDef. good advice & I did hit this nice 10TP 6 weeks ago but I was in a different headspace. Reloading now in BTC is a huge hassle & these odds at the casino are way better than at BM. You're right about the Nets, I clearly don't have the patience to grind until I could quickly jumpstart a decent bankroll by doing just this.

Lol what is this screenshot exactly?
Now I’m even more confused… originally it was a screenshot of a text conversation about disputing a dinner charge, and someone warning against it… Lmaoo wtfComment -
Doug tushyterrorSBR MVP
- 07-03-12
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#45Yeah..put the wrong one in by accident.. Actually just started a Saloon thread about that text with my gf trying to scam a restaurant out of $150.Originally posted by thedentheadLol what is this screenshot exactly?
Now I’m even more confused… originally it was a screenshot of a text conversation about disputing a dinner charge, and someone warning against it… Lmaoo wtfComment -
flyingilliniSBR Aristocracy
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#46Dougy, I hope you get to 100k!!!המוסד
המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים
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mjsuax13Moderator
- 03-14-15
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#47I hear you man... just seems like it’s a long shot on the future but you are right. Any one event can be horse shit too. It’s gambling at the end of the day and anything is possible. Any value to splitting the cash up $10k/$10k and betting each guy to win all the way to the final? I know very little about tennis/tennis odds and I’m sure you have thought about every angle.Originally posted by Doug tushyterrorThat's the thing mj, it's hard to go all in one random play cuz you don't know about the motivation factor. At least with this Future, it will get decided in 2 wks. & there's no motivation concern only injury concern.Comment -
Doug tushyterrorSBR MVP
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#48Hard to say say, going off the last draw in 2019, Nishikori was the #8 seed on the opposite half. I'll check some other draws to see if it's always like that.Originally posted by cincinnatikid513if it goes by rankings joker will be 1 seed italian 8 seed since nadal isn't playing
not sure how wimbledon draw is set up where the 8 seed is to the 1 seed same side of bracket or opposite side, any who way too risky to invest that much money with crazy things like fluke injuries or even like us open joker hitting the lines person, can u imagine having futures on him there ughh
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mjsuax13Moderator
- 03-14-15
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#49Please post the next 10 teamer. That’s incredible dude.Originally posted by Doug tushyterrorDef. good advice & I did hit this nice 10TP 6 weeks ago but I was in a different headspace. Reloading now in BTC is a huge hassle & these odds at the casino are way better than at BM. You're right about the Nets, I clearly don't have the patience to grind until I could quickly jumpstart a decent bankroll by doing just this.
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Chi_archieSBR Aristocracy
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#50get em doogie!!!! give em hell!!Comment -
Doug tushyterrorSBR MVP
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#51It's funny man they always say parlays are a sucker's bet but that's pretty much the only reason I have 20K in the bank. Been getting crushed with all the other plays. (Futures, straight & live)Originally posted by mjsuax13Please post the next 10 teamer. That’s incredible dude.
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BeatTheJerkBARRELED IN @ SBR!
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#52I agree parlays are the only reason I have the books money so we are fortunate in that right. I have won nearly a 100k in parlays over the last decade which has kept me a float in this industry.Originally posted by Doug tushyterrorIt's funny man they always say parlays are a sucker's bet but that's pretty much the only reason I have 20K in the bank. Been getting crushed with all the other plays. (Futures, straight & live)
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Doug tushyterrorSBR MVP
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#53Exactly right especially in tennis.. you just gotta know when reliable favs generally always win (1st & 2nd Rd. of Majors )Originally posted by BeatTheJerkI agree parlays are the only reason I have the books money so we are fortunate in that right. I have won nearly a 100k in parlays over the last decade which has kept me a float in this industry.Comment -
Doug tushyterrorSBR MVP
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#55Originally posted by flyingilliniDougy, I hope you get to 100k!!!Originally posted by Chi_archieget em doogie!!!! give em hell!!
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Doug tushyterrorSBR MVP
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#56That's super impressive. I gotta hand it to you, I could never lay points in a parlay or otherwise.( I'd rather just do the safer ML despite the reduced payout). I could only imagine how many times you lost with one leg cuz of a bad spread beat. Must've felt super lucky on that 8TP for 45K (looks like 2 MLs & one total could've gone either way)Originally posted by BeatTheJerkHere’s a couple over 50k total I have saved from the last 2-3 years.
https://ibb.co/QPHdmz7Comment -
BeatTheJerkBARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 08-19-07
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#57Dude I’ve lost a dozen times or more that way. I’m use to it though & it doesn’t even fade me. The majority of my picks in parlays are bet individually as well with flat amounts. Not always, but usually depends if I’m running bad then I just throw them in a parlay & cut my losses.Originally posted by Doug tushyterrorThat's super impressive. I gotta hand it to you, I could never lay points in a parlay or otherwise.( I'd rather just do the safer ML despite the reduced payout). I could only imagine how many times you lost with one leg cuz of a bad spread beat.Comment -
BeatTheJerkBARRELED IN @ SBR!
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#58Here’s the most I ever won on a straight bet 2 years ago.
Here’s some of my parlay winnings in cash.
I apologize kind of living in the past with these posts. It’s been rough the last 18 months for me in this industry.Comment -
Doug tushyterrorSBR MVP
- 07-03-12
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#59Same with me you just get numb to it at some point but then when some huge Future comes in like Phil at 300 to 1 at the PGA, you think why the fukk couldn't I have just taken a flyer on somebody with his pedigree at that price for a few 100 bucks?Originally posted by BeatTheJerkDude I’ve lost a dozen times or more that way. I’m use to it though & it doesn’t even fade me. The majority of my picks in parlays are bet individually as well with flat amounts. Not always, but usually depends if I’m running bad then I just throw them in a parlay & cut my losses.Comment -
BeatTheJerkBARRELED IN @ SBR!
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#60The one thing that works for me is I lose my money slow when things are not working out & in some cases I can win it really fast so that combination helps me in this industry.Comment -
Doug tushyterrorSBR MVP
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#61Pretty cool you held on to those screenshots. With me whenever I go bust I pretty much just delete them cuz they're nothing but a harsh reminder. Even the parlays I just posted I had to dig out of my BM search history.Originally posted by BeatTheJerkHere’s the most I ever won on a straight bet 2 years ago.
Here’s some of my parlay winnings in cash.
I apologize kind of living in the past with these posts. It’s been rough the last 18 months for me in this industry.Comment -
mjsuax13Moderator
- 03-14-15
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#62They are and they aren’t right?! I think long term it’s not the way to go but sprinkled in between single plays it can be lucrative. I only take shots when I am up. 5 teams max but usually 2-3 teams. I also bet heavier bases than any other sport so it’s more of a grind.Originally posted by Doug tushyterrorIt's funny man they always say parlays are a sucker's bet but that's pretty much the only reason I have 20K in the bank. Been getting crushed with all the other plays. (Futures, straight & live)
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Doug tushyterrorSBR MVP
- 07-03-12
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#63Damn BTJ is that you?..1st time I noticed you changed your avi.Originally posted by BeatTheJerkThe one thing that works for me is I lose my money slow when things are not working out & in some cases I can win it really fast so that combination helps me in this industry.Comment -
BeatTheJerkBARRELED IN @ SBR!
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#64Yeah I posted pics before of me on here. I’m going for a mug shot look in this one.Originally posted by Doug tushyterrorDamn BTJ is that you?..1st time I noticed you changed your avi.Comment -
Doug tushyterrorSBR MVP
- 07-03-12
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#65Based on your posts I pegged (no homo) you as a guy in his late 40s early 50s but you look way younger than me..(45)Originally posted by BeatTheJerkYeah I posted pics before of me on here. I’m going for a mug shot look in this one.Comment -
BeatTheJerkBARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 08-19-07
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#66Yeah I’m only 38, but I been battling some health issues so I may sound like an older dude as of late, because I complain a lot like an old grumpy f u c k on the bad days.Originally posted by Doug tushyterrorBased on your posts I pegged (no homo) you as a guy in his late 40s early 50s but you look way younger than me..(45)Comment -
BeatTheJerkBARRELED IN @ SBR!
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#67I have chronic lower back pain & DDD plus I may have MS still waiting on certain tests to confirm this.Comment -
SamsNCharge99SBR Aristocracy
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#68Tennis seeding
1-2 seperate sides
3-16 opposite seeds opposite sides but randomized
rest put in normal draw linesComment -
BostongamblerBARRELED IN @ SBR!- 02-01-08
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#69Doug you out on furlough?Comment -
Doug tushyterrorSBR MVP
- 07-03-12
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#70Damn man sorry to hear that, I remember reading some of your posts about your medical issues. I don't know if you're on disability or not but I could only imagine how shitty that pays. Just checked mine on ss.gov & it would be about $1600/month. If I lost my job (currently on UE but when that's over) & had a decent bankroll I guess I could live on that but considering I have virtually no medical history there's no way I'd get approved. Had to Google DDD, that's got to be brutal, I'm sure you've tried everything, I don't know if you listen to Rogan but he endorses this reverse hyper machine for back pain. As a Stern fan he used to always mention Dr. Sarno when it comes to healing back pain but that sounded more psychosomatic than anything.Originally posted by BeatTheJerkI have chronic lower back pain & DDD plus I may have MS still waiting on certain tests to confirm this.
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