Wnba 2021

[thomorino]

You should close this thread and hype of your next year WNBA thread.

That’s not a sentence you dumb shit

[thomorino]

Morono snapped a 5 game win streak with that -2.3 unit loss.

Faders gain some ground. Here's So Far, with links...

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ATS/TOT			To Win		To Win
RECORD	Date	Play	2 units	FADE and Get PaidTM	2 units
0-1	14-May	IND -1 (+100) 1q	-2	NY +1 (-129)	2
0-2		ATL +1.5 (-139) 1q	-2.78	CONN -1.5 (+108)	2.16
0-3		CONN/ATL OVER 40.5 (-115) 1q	-2.3	Conn/Atl OVER 40.5 (-110) 1q	2
1-3	15-May	CHI -1 (+102) 1q	2.04	WAS +1 (-107)	-2.14
1-4		CHI/WAS OVER 42 (-114) 1q	-2.28	CHI/WAS UNDER 42 (-105) 1q	2
2-4		LV/SEA OVER 41.5 (-121) 1q	2	LV/SEA UNDER 41.5 (-108) 1q	-2.16
3-4		LV/SEA OVER 83.5 (-115) 1h	2	LV/SEA UNDER 83.5 (-105) 1h	-2.1
3-5		LV +1.5 (-120)	-2.4	SEA +1 (-105)	0.95
4-5	16-May	CONN -1.5 (-115)	2	PHO +1.5 (-105)	-2.1
5-5		NY/IND UNDER 164.5 (-114)	2	NY/IND OVER 164.5 (-105)	-2.1
6-5		NY +5.5 (-114)	2	NY -5.5 (-105)	-2.1
7-5	18-May	NY +1.5 (-115) 1q	2	MIN -1.5 (-105) 1q	-2.1
8-5		PHO -3 (-110)	2	WAS +3 (-110)	-2.2
8-6	19-May	CHI/ATL OVER 40.5 (-115) 1q	-2.3	CHI/ATL UNDER 40.5 (-105) 1q	2
8-6		Total	1.98	Total	-5.89
		Futures…
		CHI Champs +900
		Suspect Lines List
	14-May	ATL +1.5 (-139) 1q	-2.78	CONN -1.5 (+108)	2.16
	15-May	LV +1.5 (-120)	-2.4	SEA +1 (-105)	0.95

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Leggooo Morono!!!

Pick yourself up, dust yourself off, get back on that horse and bury the Faders!!!!!

You are a dumb shit

[vitterd]

That’s not a sentence you dumb shit

It’s a sentence across the board

[jjgold]

Morino chickened out fighting Vitter at Wells Fargo Center parking lot yesterday

All arranged too

[vitterd]

Morino chickened out fighting Vitter at Wells Fargo Center parking lot yesterday

All arranged too

He tried to say I wasn’t vaccinated. Said my vaccination card was fake and he didn’t wanna catch Covid.

[Headsterx]

That’s not a sentence you dumb shit

Yes, let moron show you how to type a complete sentence:

[stevenash]

Morino chickened out fighting Vitter at Wells Fargo Center parking lot yesterday

All arranged too

What was the opener?
-800
+400

[jjgold]

Vitter -940
Morino +700

[thomorino]

It’s a sentence across the board

Morino chickened out fighting Vitter at Wells Fargo Center parking lot yesterday

All arranged too

He tried to say I wasn’t vaccinated. Said my vaccination card was fake and he didn’t wanna catch Covid.

Yes, let moron show you how to type a complete sentence:

What was the opener?
-800
+400

Dumb shits

[cincinnatikid513]

did she win any games wednesday

[juicername]

did she win any games wednesday

Nope.

0-9 across the board.

[jjgold]

How is this guy a lawyer??

[mjsuax13]

How is this guy a lawyer??

Lawyers are a dime a dozen pal. I have 2 on retainer. It’s not like he’s some high powered litigator or is the guy to call. He’s buried at the bottom of the trough in some mid level law firm that handles frivolous trash. You could work there.

[ChuckyTheGoat]

Lawyers are a dime a dozen pal. I have 2 on retainer. It’s not like he’s some high powered litigator or is the guy to call. He’s buried at the bottom of the trough in some mid level law firm that handles frivolous trash. You could work there.

Diamond Dozen?

[mjsuax13]

Diamond Dozen?

Nope. The proper term is “dime a dozen” which just means they are cheap and have little value. Lawyers are all over. They are parasites.

[stevenash]

Lawyers are a dime a dozen pal. I have 2 on retainer. It’s not like he’s some high powered litigator or is the guy to call. He’s buried at the bottom of the trough in some mid level law firm that handles frivolous trash. You could work there.

If he was a lawyer he's be one of those on a team that tries to sue the Catholic Church for an alleged kid toucher priest about an incident that may or may not have occurred 20 years ago. Like you see on commercials at 4am.

Don't call he an ambulance chaser though.
You'd be insulting all the ambulance chasing lawyers.

[KVB]

One game tonight Morono, it's a late game.

You might have missed the early value pal. I forecast Seattle to win by 5 points and there were +7.5 lines offshore.

Oh wait, you don't play offshore, my bad.

Well, the rest of the world, including offshore had to hang 5.5 or 5 and I wouldn't be surprised if we see 4.5 in some places before a close at 5.

Morono let us in, give us your thoughts on the market here.

Crazy thing is I also predict a Seattle win by 20 points or so in a Forecast that is just as sharp but even better with Totals and it shows SEA with 91 or 92 points to Min with 71 or 72 points (both scores for each team having equal probability) for a 162 or 163 or 164 point game. And in the same manner, but as an even more widespread opener, the 164.5 is pushing 163 and 162.5 as we spead.

Unless, of course you're not communicating with me, then I guess we're not speaking after all.

Thing is, there's a lot of reasons to pass on the market tonight so I figure you are probably out getting your ducks in order and getting ready to fire away tonight.

Lemme know.

[vitterd]

Nope. The proper term is “dime a dozen” which just means they are cheap and have little value. Lawyers are all over. They are parasites.

Indeed. Lawyers are the worst people in the world. Never met a good one.

[thomorino]

Nope.

0-9 across the board.

Wrong you are a dumb shit

[thomorino]

did she win any games wednesday

Nope.

0-9 across the board.

How is this guy a lawyer??

Nope. The proper term is “dime a dozen” which just means they are cheap and have little value. Lawyers are all over. They are parasites.

If he was a lawyer he's be one of those on a team that tries to sue the Catholic Church for an alleged kid toucher priest about an incident that may or may not have occurred 20 years ago. Like you see on commercials at 4am.

Don't call he an ambulance chaser though.
You'd be insulting all the ambulance chasing lawyers.

One game tonight Morono, it's a late game.

You might have missed the early value pal. I forecast Seattle to win by 5 points and there were +7.5 lines offshore.

Oh wait, you don't play offshore, my bad.

Well, the rest of the world, including offshore had to hang 5.5 or 5 and I wouldn't be surprised if we see 4.5 in some places before a close at 5.

Morono let us in, give us your thoughts on the market here.

Crazy thing is I also predict a Seattle win by 20 points or so in a Forecast that is just as sharp but even better with Totals and it shows SEA with 91 or 92 points to Min with 71 or 72 points (both scores for each team having equal probability) for a 162 or 163 or 164 point game. And in the same manner, but as an even more widespread opener, the 164.5 is pushing 163 and 162.5 as we spead.

Unless, of course you're not communicating with me, then I guess we're not speaking after all.

Thing is, there's a lot of reasons to pass on the market tonight so I figure you are probably out getting your ducks in order and getting ready to fire away tonight.

Lemme know.

Indeed. Lawyers are the worst people in the world. Never met a good one.

Dumb shits

[KVB]

Big day tomorrow Morono.

Four MONSTER games with clear playoff implications, motivations are high.

You making your forecasts?

Lemme know.

[thomorino]

Big day tomorrow Morono.

Four MONSTER games with clear playoff implications, motivations are high.

You making your forecasts?

Lemme know.

It is the first week of thread on you dumb shit, their are no playoff implications.

[KVB]

It is the first week of thread on you dumb shit, their are no playoff implications.

Oh, my bad.

I guess I'll have to revise my Forecasts.

Thanks pal.

You got any other good info?

Lemme know.

[mjsuax13]

Morino, when you pick your plays do you do best 2 of 3 or 4 of 7 with the coin flip?

[KVB]

It is the first week of thread on you dumb shit, their are no playoff implications.

I mean, you know, 18 pages in and nearly 620 posts, I was sure it was playoff time.

It's hardly my faux pas.

[mjsuax13]

I mean, you know, 18 pages in and nearly 620 posts, I was sure it was playoff time.

It's hardly my faux pas.

Honest mistake. Faders do celebrate and pop champagne every day.

[KVB]

[thomorino]

Seattle -1 -120 1q

[thomorino]

Oh, my bad.

I guess I'll have to revise my Forecasts.

Thanks pal.

You got any other good info?

Lemme know.

Morino, when you pick your plays do you do best 2 of 3 or 4 of 7 with the coin flip?

I mean, you know, 18 pages in and nearly 620 posts, I was sure it was playoff time.

It's hardly my faux pas.

Honest mistake. Faders do celebrate and pop champagne every day.

Dumb shits

[KVB]

Seattle -1 -120 1q

Legit line here, but the this line is already 1.5 and has been in the market for a while, just not where he plays.

Faders rejoice as they can get a widely available Min +1.5 (-105).

Leggo Morono, Bury the Rejoicing Faders!

Leggooo!!!

[thomorino]

Legit line here, but the this line is already 1.5 and has been in the market for a while, just not where he plays.

Faders rejoice as they can get a widely available Min +1.5 (-105).

Leggo Morono, Bury the Rejoicing Faders!

Leggooo!!!

You don’t know where I play. You are a dumb shit.

[KVB]

You don’t know where I play. You are a dumb shit.

Of course I do, you even told us.

I verified your line Morono, take breath bro.

You've really been pushed straight into line in this thread. It's pretty clear you aren't pulling too many fast one's with me watching.

We're proud of you Morono, it's good to see a few days of honesty when it comes to WNBA, even if it is only WNBA.

Leggo Morono!! I'm on your team! I got you!

Bury the Faders!!!!

[thomorino]

Of course I do, you even told us.

I verified your line Morono, take breath bro.

You've really been pushed straight into line in this thread. It's pretty clear you aren't pulling too many fast one's with me watching.

We're proud of you Morono, it's good to see a few days of honesty when it comes to WNBA, even if it is only WNBA.

Leggo Morono!! I'm on your team! I got you!

Bury the Faders!!!!

You have no clue about anything, you are a mentally ill dumb shit.

[mjsuax13]

Seattle -1 -120 1q

Looks good!

[jjgold]

Minny +5