So many brokedikks, so little time. How can I possibly appease them all? They come crawling out of every nook and cranny on those rare occasions where I drop the ball, but vanish into the mists of time when I'm cranking out winners.
They don't deserve me. Plain and simple. After I post tonight's winner, I'll duly bump my tout thread so I can enlist more buyers. SBR doesn't normally allow their forum to double as a billboard for entrepreneurial endeavors, but I broke the mold, and I Skype with Shari, so the rules don't apply to me.
That's the world we live in, folks. The rules just slide right off me like Shute's tears on a wetsuit.
A lot of these snowflakes grew up being handed participation trophies and then wonder why the bookie is breathing down their necks when their cute little parlay card goes up in smoke. Well that's because the bookie doesn't carry around a bag of participation trophies, he carries around a crowbar to bring snowflakes like JohnnyV to their knees.
So while these brokedikk buffoons are laid up in their bunk beads with ice packs, arm slings, and bandages, looking like they just emerged from an ancient Egyptian sarcophagus, I'm out here running circles around mofos, watching the odometer on my bankroll tick upward at warp speed.
Even Goatbreath gets all bent out of shape we he sees me struttin' around because he knows that I know that he knows that I've got an avalanche of dubyas marinating in the crock-pot and he wants what I'm cookin'.
Now on to the next order of business.. Bulls +2
Comprehensive Analysis:
The Chicago Bulls will score more points than the Atlanta Hawks.
They don't deserve me. Plain and simple. After I post tonight's winner, I'll duly bump my tout thread so I can enlist more buyers. SBR doesn't normally allow their forum to double as a billboard for entrepreneurial endeavors, but I broke the mold, and I Skype with Shari, so the rules don't apply to me.
That's the world we live in, folks. The rules just slide right off me like Shute's tears on a wetsuit.
A lot of these snowflakes grew up being handed participation trophies and then wonder why the bookie is breathing down their necks when their cute little parlay card goes up in smoke. Well that's because the bookie doesn't carry around a bag of participation trophies, he carries around a crowbar to bring snowflakes like JohnnyV to their knees.
So while these brokedikk buffoons are laid up in their bunk beads with ice packs, arm slings, and bandages, looking like they just emerged from an ancient Egyptian sarcophagus, I'm out here running circles around mofos, watching the odometer on my bankroll tick upward at warp speed.
Even Goatbreath gets all bent out of shape we he sees me struttin' around because he knows that I know that he knows that I've got an avalanche of dubyas marinating in the crock-pot and he wants what I'm cookin'.
Now on to the next order of business.. Bulls +2
Comprehensive Analysis:
The Chicago Bulls will score more points than the Atlanta Hawks.
