Utah Jazz Plane hits flock of birds

SEAHAWKHARRY · 03-30-21, 07:22 PM

Plane looks like it hit a flock of em blood everywhere

big joe 1212 · 03-30-21, 07:23 PM

Is Capt Sully flying the plane?

funnyb25 · 03-30-21, 07:23 PM

Randy Johnson flying plane. Epic pitch...

SEAHAWKHARRY · 03-30-21, 07:23 PM

Hope so wonder if it shook up the team

SEAHAWKHARRY · 03-30-21, 07:24 PM

Originally posted by funnyb25

Randy Johnson flying plane. Epic pitch...

That was amazing

johnnyvegas13 · 03-30-21, 07:24 PM

Well jazz were gonna crash one way or another this year

Brock Landers · 03-30-21, 07:24 PM

Happens more than you would think

stevenash · 03-30-21, 07:32 PM

Originally posted by funnyb25

Randy Johnson flying plane. Epic pitch...

Too funny, I thought of that pitch before I read your post.
If memory serves me that was in a spring training game.

Eddy Munny · 03-30-21, 11:24 PM

Was it the Pelicans?

MinnesotaFats · 03-30-21, 11:32 PM

Originally posted by johnnyvegas13

Well jazz were gonna crash one way or another this year

That's funny! Here's some betpoints

CantFeelMyFace · 03-31-21, 12:08 AM

Originally posted by funnyb25

Randy Johnson flying plane. Epic pitch...

That bird had some bad timing..

pologq · 03-31-21, 08:11 AM

that would shake me up too. not a great flier here.

DrunkHorseplayer · 03-31-21, 10:39 AM

Too bad it wasn't the Biden/Harris/Pelosi plane.

Mac4Lyfe · 03-31-21, 10:50 AM

Originally posted by funnyb25

Randy Johnson flying plane. Epic pitch...

I spit up my coffee...

Brock Landers · 03-31-21, 11:44 AM

Donovan Mitchell not traveling to the game

pologq · 03-31-21, 11:58 AM

Originally posted by Brock Landers

Donovan Mitchell not traveling to the game

he is going to get the Madden Bus

carolinakid · 03-31-21, 03:15 PM

seen the flock in this title, i got thinking about this group https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTAErPZKnCM

Eddy Munny · 03-31-21, 03:19 PM

With birds I share this lonely view...

JIBBBY · 03-31-21, 03:30 PM

Picture or it didn't happen..

Eddy Munny · 03-31-21, 03:51 PM

Well at least it wasn't a Flock of Seagulls... Jazz players would still be having nightmares.

Eddy Munny · 03-31-21, 03:54 PM

Oh c'mon people, I'm slaying it in here with these dad jokes... How bout a little love?

johnnyvegas13 · 03-31-21, 05:48 PM

Eddy my joke was best

ur jokes r lane

Eddy Munny · 03-31-21, 08:45 PM

Originally posted by johnnyvegas13

Eddy my joke was best

ur jokes r lane

No Johnny, you couldn't be further from the truth. My half-ass dad jokes whipped up on your try-hard dumb jock joke. For starters, your joke didn't even make sense... The Jazz's plane didn't actually crash so your play on words doesn't land. You just shoehorned in a punchline without a proper premise. Amateur hour stuff.

Now the Flock of Seagulls joke, on the other hand, was ace. That's where you began to see me hit my stride after a couple warmups. That's the one that left onlookers in stitches, struggling to keep their coffee down, doubled over in fits of hysteria, disturbing the neighbors, and alarming the family dog.

Don't get a false sense of pride just because Fatty threw you a couple of pity points. He's a political science geek, not a jokesmith. Humor is practically a foreign language to him. He'll deliver a zinger about as often as he posts a functional link.

Just stay in your lane Johnny boy. Your job is to pick up any slack that Seaweed leaves behind.

You just do you part in keeping a well balanced forum ecosystem. No need to step outside yourself to diversify your portfolio. Your best jokes are and always will be your pick threads.

IBetYou · 04-01-21, 02:46 PM

Originally posted by Brock Landers

Donovan Mitchell not traveling to the game

He missed the game because he was afraid to get on the plane. WOW! So he was OK for his teammates to get on it and crash & burn but he didn't want to take that 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000001 % chance of death himself.

DrunkHorseplayer · 04-01-21, 05:33 PM

I'm sure if a teammate didn't want to fly, he'd have had no problem with it. I don't blame him; I hate flying and never do so unless abolutely necessary.

IBetYou · 04-01-21, 07:07 PM

Yeah and if that had a domino effect across the team there would be no game. Coward!