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  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388179

    #1
    Valentines Day??? Post Your Plans
    Nothing again

    18 straight years no Valentine’s Day
    I usually simulate a date at home Food and a girl live chat on my TV I pay her like 300 for 2 hrs

    Heck cheaper than a girl


    Guys do you even know what it feels like to not get laid 18 straight years I swear to God I’m not lying and you guys do believe me I’ve tried everything

    In reality I love to have a girl here and have champagne and caviar and then lots of love making but that’ll never happen I would buy her 15 boxes of chocolate and roses too

    I would wear my best suit
  • SamsNCharge99
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 10-22-08
    • 41242

    #2
    Valentines Day is sunday this year......

    morning soccer
    afternoon NCAA/NHL/NBA
    night time australian open

    action packed day
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    • hawkeye 16
      SBR MVP
      • 09-07-17
      • 3553

      #3
      Maybe this site could help.

      Find groups in Allentown, PA to connect with people who share your interests. Join now to attend online or in person events.
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      • cincinnatikid513
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 11-23-17
        • 45360

        #4
        nothing
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        • pologq
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 10-07-12
          • 19899

          #5
          Originally posted by SamsNCharge99
          Valentines Day is sunday this year......

          morning soccer
          afternoon NCAA/NHL/NBA
          night time australian open

          action packed day
          this is true love
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          • pologq
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 10-07-12
            • 19899

            #6
            Originally posted by jjgold
            Nothing again

            18 straight years no Valentine’s Day
            I usually simulate a date at home Food and a girl live chat on my TV I pay her like 300 for 2 hrs

            Heck cheaper than a girl


            Guys do you even know what it feels like to not get laid 18 straight years I swear to God I’m not lying and you guys do believe me I’ve tried everything

            In reality I love to have a girl here and have champagne and caviar and then lots of love making but that’ll never happen I would buy her 15 boxes of chocolate and roses too

            I would wear my best suit
            with plenty of fish and other dating sites JJ you can get laid
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            • stackz125
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 01-03-16
              • 6191

              #7
              Call a hooker.
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              • thezbar
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 08-29-06
                • 6422

                #8
                Visit my mistress.
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                • jjgold
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 07-20-05
                  • 388179

                  #9
                  Dating sites impossible

                  Hawkeye with best advice so far
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                  • Vyasports
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 01-27-19
                    • 4946

                    #10
                    Getting laid because it's valentine's day is like betting on KC, just because everybody doing it doesn't mean you are obligated to do it.
                    It's overrated & over-hyped!
                    Is it about Love? Is it about Sex? Friendship? Roses? Relationship? Or
                    Is it about valentine? who the F is he? or should I say who are they?
                    What is the real story of Valentine's Day?
                    The ancient Romans may also be responsible for the name of our modern day of love. Emperor Claudius II executed two men — both named Valentine — on Feb. 14 of different years in the 3rd century A.D. Their martyrdom was honored by the Catholic Church with the celebration of St. Valentine's Day.
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                    • pologq
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 10-07-12
                      • 19899

                      #11
                      dating sites not impossible. you get some girls on there who are only looking for some $$$ and they will do anything.
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                      • jjgold
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 07-20-05
                        • 388179

                        #12
                        Poker I’m willing to pay I always wanted to nail big days wife on Valentine’s Day it was always a fantasy


                        Do any guys cry here that day?
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                        • thezbar
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 08-29-06
                          • 6422

                          #13
                          Originally posted by jjgold
                          Dating sites impossible

                          Hawkeye with best advice so far
                          Most dating sites are impossible. Too many games and bait & switches. I attempted once but it ended a waste of both time and money.
                          Hawkeye's posted sites are complicated by the co-vid situation. However if you are serious about a relationship and all that it entails then give it a try. Bust a move at some Allentown singles dance when things are safer. Your 2/1 to get some action within a month. Trust me.
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                          • DiggityDaggityDo
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 11-30-08
                            • 81450

                            #14
                            Valentines Day = Weiner Christmas
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                            • USCPHILLYGUY
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 12-15-12
                              • 21746

                              #15
                              Coach go to a support group and say you’re a widower. Probably 20 woman for every man there. Thank me later.
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                              • jjgold
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 07-20-05
                                • 388179

                                #16
                                That’s another great idea USC you’re always thinking
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                                • big joe 1212
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 06-01-08
                                  • 19380

                                  #17
                                  My wife has to work

                                  Perfect Valentine's Day for me!

                                  Now I can gamble and watch porn with no distractions!
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                                  • big joe 1212
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 06-01-08
                                    • 19380

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by USCPHILLYGUY
                                    Coach go to a support group and say you’re a widower. Probably 20 woman for every man there. Thank me later.
                                    Have you watched the show "Unicorn?"

                                    It's based on what you just described.

                                    Has a couple of actors from the show Ballers

                                    Pretty good show
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                                    • DiggityDaggityDo
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 11-30-08
                                      • 81450

                                      #19
                                      JJ, you ever try going to church to pick up girls?

                                      Those church girls are freaky deaky.

                                      Go on Sunday, you'll probably be able to take two girls home and have a 3-way. Have one suck you off while the other one eats your asshole.

                                      Church girls are horny as fuk, just like you, JJ.
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                                      • aveeno
                                        SBR Sharp
                                        • 11-27-20
                                        • 284

                                        #20
                                        Wife is going out for dinner and drinks with my local bookie.
                                        I will be sitting home alone. Damn Chiefs....
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                                        • USCPHILLYGUY
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 12-15-12
                                          • 21746

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by big joe 1212
                                          Have you watched the show "Unicorn?"

                                          It's based on what you just described.

                                          Has a couple of actors from the show Ballers

                                          Pretty good show
                                          Watched bits & pieces of season 1. Was shocked it was renewed
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                                          • big joe 1212
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 06-01-08
                                            • 19380

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by USCPHILLYGUY
                                            Watched bits & pieces of season 1. Was shocked it was renewed
                                            I was surprised too. I figured people wouldn't enjoy it as much as me.

                                            Lead character was great on "Vice Principals" starring with Danny McBride. He's not good in this role on this show.
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                                            • USCPHILLYGUY
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 12-15-12
                                              • 21746

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by big joe 1212
                                              I was surprised too. I figured people wouldn't enjoy it as much as me.

                                              Lead character was great on "Vice Principals" starring with Danny McBride. He's not good in this role on this show.
                                              Now LOVED Vice Principal’s. Was a great show
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                                              • bonzaii
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 07-07-17
                                                • 5000

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                                JJ, you ever try going to church to pick up girls?

                                                Those church girls are freaky deaky.

                                                Go on Sunday, you'll probably be able to take two girls home and have a 3-way. Have one suck you off while the other one eats your asshole.

                                                Church girls are horny as fuk, just like you, JJ.
                                                You’re are one disgusting and disturbed individual. I’ll pray for your soul that your are healed.
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                                                • pablo222
                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                  • 01-03-19
                                                  • 8858

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by bonzaii
                                                  You’re are one disgusting and disturbed individual. I’ll pray for your soul that your are healed.
                                                  Amen!
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                                                  • SamsNCharge99
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 10-22-08
                                                    • 41242

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by big joe 1212
                                                    My wife has to work

                                                    Perfect Valentine's Day for me!

                                                    Now I can gamble and watch porn with no distractions!
                                                    great day
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                                                    • JMobile
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 08-21-10
                                                      • 19074

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by jjgold
                                                      Nothing again

                                                      18 straight years no Valentine’s Day
                                                      I usually simulate a date at home Food and a girl live chat on my TV I pay her like 300 for 2 hrs

                                                      Heck cheaper than a girl


                                                      Guys do you even know what it feels like to not get laid 18 straight years I swear to God I’m not lying and you guys do believe me I’ve tried everything

                                                      In reality I love to have a girl here and have champagne and caviar and then lots of love making but that’ll never happen I would buy her 15 boxes of chocolate and roses too

                                                      I would wear my best suit


                                                      I'm too alpha for JJ and his pathetic sex drought. Lol
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                                                      • jjgold
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 07-20-05
                                                        • 388179

                                                        #28
                                                        Sammy will you be getting laid
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                                                        • stevenash
                                                          Moderator
                                                          • 01-17-11
                                                          • 65658

                                                          #29
                                                          Same deal as Christmas.

                                                          I'm going to get my wife a pair pumps and a vibrator.
                                                          This way if she doesn't like the shoes she can go and fuk herself.
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                                                          • Tanko
                                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                                            • 09-19-09
                                                            • 5143

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by stevenash
                                                            Same deal as Christmas.

                                                            I'm going to get my wife a pair pumps and a vibrator.
                                                            This way if she doesn't like the shoes she can go and fuk herself.
                                                            Classic Nasher. A true Classic.

                                                            BTW, I'm stealing this saying...
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                                                            • jjgold
                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                              • 07-20-05
                                                              • 388179

                                                              #31
                                                              Nashy You’re the only guy that’s married and hasn’t been laid in 15 penetrating years
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                                                              • KnuckleHeadz
                                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                • 12-11-19
                                                                • 8194

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                                                JJ, you ever try going to church to pick up girls?

                                                                Those church girls are freaky deaky.

                                                                Go on Sunday, you'll probably be able to take two girls home and have a 3-way. Have one suck you off while the other one eats your asshole.

                                                                Church girls are horny as fuk, just like you, JJ.
                                                                Yesterday they flew a sign behind a plane that circled the area of the pier for about 1 hour and it read “threesome” with a finger being inserted into a hole
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                                                                • JIBBBY
                                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                                  • 12-10-09
                                                                  • 83686

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Stay at home, drink and movie binge alone. Can't date with Covid in Cali. Impossible!!
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                                                                  • jjgold
                                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                                    • 07-20-05
                                                                    • 388179

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Jibby Another guy that can’t get laid oh and the guy doesn’t worry wear a shirt in a restaurant you know there’s something off
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                                                                    • JIBBBY
                                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                                      • 12-10-09
                                                                      • 83686

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by jjgold
                                                                      Jibby Another guy that can’t get laid oh and the guy doesn’t worry wear a shirt in a restaurant you know there’s something off
                                                                      No Restaurants are open where I live via Covid.. ..

                                                                      Like I said JJ if I get horny I'll jerk off and then movie binge watch drunk after I get in all my sports bets and love every minute of it on Valentines day.
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