Where I Was Mafia Chain

gauchojake · 01-27-21, 07:07 PM

You were a union guy who knew how to skim.

cincinnatikid513 · 01-27-21, 07:17 PM

ever wear a wire

Al Masters · 01-27-21, 07:31 PM

You were a rat who had to run and hide in Allentown..boys in Jersey City are on the case.

gauchojake · 01-27-21, 08:24 PM

Ever since I can remember I wanted to be a gangster.

mjsuax13 · 01-27-21, 08:25 PM

Yeah right.

pavyracer · 01-27-21, 08:50 PM

Do you ever get tired starting the same threads every month? If your life was real you would have been a movie star.

Buckandadime · 01-27-21, 08:54 PM

Originally posted by pavyracer

Do you ever get tired starting the same threads every month? If your life was real you would have been a movie star.

Watched "Goodfellas" too many times..

cincinnatikid513 · 01-27-21, 08:56 PM

Originally posted by pavyracer

Do you ever get tired starting the same threads every month? If your life was real you would have been a movie star.

u think he has like a calendar keeps track of all the bullshet

hubie69 · 01-27-21, 09:11 PM

Originally posted by cincinnatikid513

u think he has like a calendar keeps track of all the bullshet

Yeah, it's getting deep in here

JIBBBY · 01-27-21, 09:13 PM

Originally posted by cincinnatikid513

ever wear a wire

JJ is in trouble after seeing this thread. Selling out the mob guys now. Probably getting a new identity as I type. Witness protection program. Etc..

JJ buddy snitch em all out and be a rat. Do the right thing!!

jjgold · 01-27-21, 10:29 PM

This was about 15 years ago I can’t help it that a lot of you guys basically have lead that textbook life that was explained to you as a child and you had to lead that life

I’m bald, overweight although didn’t live the textbook

gauchojake · 01-27-21, 10:57 PM

Tell us about the time the wiseguys broke all your chiclets with a ballpeen hammer

jjgold · 01-28-21, 07:18 AM

Originally posted by gauchojake

Tell us about the time the wiseguys broke all your chiclets with a ballpeen hammer

pologq · 01-28-21, 07:33 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

Not a gangster
Not a racketeer
Not an associate
Just errand guy washing cars mainly

is this the prequel to goodfellas?

sweethook · 01-28-21, 08:41 AM

word was they only let you hang around cas you had good jaw ..

Sam Odom · 01-28-21, 08:50 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

I’m bald, overweight...

...3"

stake1 · 01-28-21, 12:02 PM

Which pocket did you carry your piece in?

jjgold · 01-28-21, 12:14 PM

38 snubby

Thrilla · 01-28-21, 03:24 PM

pavyracer · 01-28-21, 03:28 PM

So the Mafia is looking for a guy to wash their cars and picked up a middle aged man from a sports gambling forum that knows everything about the offshore industry but has never cashed out from an offshore book or posted a winning season and has funny videos.

pologq · 01-28-21, 03:32 PM

Originally posted by pavyracer

So the Mafia is looking for a guy to wash their cars and picked up a middle aged man from a sports gambling forum that knows everything about the offshore industry but has never cashed out from an offshore book or posted a winning season and has funny videos.

Thrilla · 01-28-21, 03:46 PM

So many funny guys in this thread. Show some respect. All of you are already dead.

Snowball · 01-28-21, 04:29 PM

Omerta, JJ. Omerta.

jjgold · 01-28-21, 06:46 PM

I basically was a bust guys main point of the thread

I got a look but that was it

clockwise1965 · 01-28-21, 07:06 PM

Social club?

jjgold · 01-28-21, 10:01 PM

No I never got invited to one of those I would think some of them are still around on a small scale

ChuckyTheGoat · 01-28-21, 10:53 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Not a gangster
Not a racketeer
Not an associate
Just errand guy washing cars mainly

JJ, check out this video. Looks pretty accurate:

ChuckyTheGoat · 01-28-21, 10:59 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

I basically was a bust guys main point of the thread

I got a look but that was it

No way, Mr Gold! Forum legend...and that's forever!

manny24 · 01-29-21, 11:12 AM

chore guys usually soldiers

flame soldiers pick up dry cleaning, wash vehicles, walk the dog, settle day collect from the trannies

kmarinouofm · 01-29-21, 11:33 AM

didn't we already do this thread like 4 years ago ?

pologq · 01-29-21, 11:58 AM

Originally posted by manny24

chore guys usually soldiers

flame soldiers pick up dry cleaning, wash vehicles, walk the dog, settle day collect from the trannies

gay mafia breaks the legs on your coffee table

FrozenMAN · 01-29-21, 10:42 PM

Originally posted by pologq

gay mafia breaks the legs on your coffee table

+1

Bostongambler · 01-29-21, 10:51 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Not a gangster
Not a racketeer
Not an associate
Just errand guy washing cars mainly

I can hire you to be a rag boy at one of my spots.

JIBBBY · 01-29-21, 10:53 PM

Bald, short, over weight, small penis. We still love JJ you da man!! Personality is a 10+!!! I'd trade in my looks for your personality..

I've seen average guys like JJ land hot chicks with the raps and the gift of gab. Just gotta go after it and act as if. Be confident. Dress well and own it. Make em laugh and keep it light.

JJ step up your game pal and land that hotty!! I believe in ya pal!

Trophy wife coming up in your cards I see. She will be a headache though. Becareful for what you wish for.