Relapse Drunk Parlay

[Unrivaled]

Ended up drinking tonight and put 100 on a 6 team parlay half hour ago.

Had gone almost 4 weeks without gambling but screw it, I'm drunk and bored and want to win some money.

Clippers over 227
Anyang -1.5 (some Chinese basketball league)
Bill's-2.5
Packers -6.5
Chiefs -10
Saints under 52

Will regret this when I sober up I'm sure.

[jjgold]

Nail this mother fukker

[Unrivaled]

Nail this mother fukker

JJ I put money on some Chinese basketball league I've never heard of.

Does that mean I'm an addict? Or a drunk fool?

[funnyb25]

JJ I put money on some Chinese basketball league I've never heard of.

Does that mean I'm an addict? Or a drunk fool?

It means you are normal for where you are.

[mjsuax13]

Maybe your gambling problem is transitioning to a drinking problem?

[Unrivaled]

Maybe your gambling problem is transitioning to a drinking problem?

Nah, just a few years ago I went without alcohol for a year easily to get in shape. This is first time drinking since new years eve had a couple.

I just decided to drink because of this stupid lockdown and being bored. Not allowed to do anything.

[mjsuax13]

Nah, just a few years ago I went without alcohol for a year easily to get in shape. This is first time drinking since new years eve had a couple.

I just decided to drink because of this stupid lockdown and being bored. Not allowed to do anything.

Nice on not drinking for a year. I went 6 months once. Didn’t consume red meat either in the same time. I felt great. Hope you hit the parlay!

[gauchojake]

Should have spent the hundo on booze or going PRO

[Unrivaled]

Nice on not drinking for a year. I went 6 months once. Didn’t consume red meat either in the same time. I felt great. Hope you hit the parlay!

Yeah it's not too hard to not drink if you're not addicted. Can't relate it to gambling.

[Unrivaled]

Should have spent the hundo on booze or going PRO

I don't think you can go pro if you're Canadian. A hundred on booze in Canada is nothing, beer expensive here.

[gauchojake]

I don't think you can go pro if you're Canadian. A hundred on booze in Canada is nothing, beer expensive here.

I think Canadians just need to deposit a nominal amount to a sponsor book. I always thought booze was cheap in Canadia but the last time I was there drinking the exchange rate was like .60 on the US dollar. Anywho GL on your parley

[Jayvegas420]

It’s not just the exchange, it’s the 400% tax we levy up here, and by the way when the hell were you in Canada didn’t call me Jake?

[gauchojake]

It’s not just the exchange, it’s the 400% tax we levy up here, and by the way when the hell were you in Canada didn’t call me Jake?

Bro I would 100% call you if I was there. This was like 8 years ago. I saw Neil Diamond which was awesome.

[Jayvegas420]

You came all the way to Canada to see Neil diamond that’s weird I would’ve guessed Neil Young, or perhaps Paul Anka who is born in my hometown.

[funnyb25]

Jay fired up

[CanuckG]

I don't think you can go pro if you're Canadian. A hundred on booze in Canada is nothing, beer expensive here.

Am canadian and pro

[KnuckleHeadz]

Nah, just a few years ago I went without alcohol for a year easily to get in shape. This is first time drinking since new years eve had a couple.

I just decided to drink because of this stupid lockdown and being bored. Not allowed to do anything.

Did mom say you are not allowed to do anything?

[KnuckleHeadz]

Jay fired up

Jay on some Thormino type shit right now in nhl. He even graduated to 4unit wagers and lost that as well

[Unrivaled]

Did mom say you are not allowed to do anything?

I live in Canada we aren't allowed to do anything until Covid is gone. 2022 we can come out.

[funnyb25]

Not sure mom would think any different if you came out now or 2022.

[Unrivaled]

Comedians in here.

[KnuckleHeadz]

I live in Canada we aren't allowed to do anything until Covid is gone. 2022 we can come out.

Jay’s in Canada and he’s out daily selling Jell-O shots , French fries and Shoveling snow from neighbors property... don’t listen to anyone but moms Rival and enjoy life buddy

[Unrivaled]

Jay’s in Canada and he’s out daily selling Jell-O shots , French fries and Shoveling snow from neighbors property... don’t listen to anyone but moms Rival and enjoy life buddy

Huh? We are allowed to work of course just not go to a bar or anyone house. 3000 dollar fine.

I work, go home. Work, go home. Boring.

The liberal way. Have to keep the numbers low for the 99.9% survival rate virus.

[19th Hole]

Canadian Loophole...

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[jjgold]

just take it slow

no heavy money guy

[flyingillini]

bet4 a latina in need

[Jayvegas420]

Diggity Diggity do gave me his psychics phone number so get ready to tail me boys, the record is about to improve vastly today. UFC fights start in 42 minutes and NFL will be starting shortly after that, since I can’t leave my igloo, I will be watching every game with bated breath. I know we are under lockdown orders but if anybody is interested in Jell-O shots and cheese covered fries and gravy, stop by my place today and if you help me shovel my driveway I will provide some goodies & we can watch games in the background while we practice Justin Beiber dance moves.

[Otters27]

Did the Chinese bet win?

[Jayvegas420]

Even if it lost you still want to bet it again a half hour later

[Unrivaled]

The Chinese bet lost. I should have gone with the sonic boom, much cooler name.

[gauchojake]

You came all the way to Canada to see Neil diamond that’s weird I would’ve guessed Neil Young, or perhaps Paul Anka who is born in my hometown.

Ha no the company I work for decided that a good rewards trip would be to BC. Not Hawaii, Grand Cayman, Puerta Vallarta, Spain, or even Florida, but BC. So the options on activities were limited because it was pouring rain the entire week. Neil Diamond was amazing though. Highlight of the trip.

[Jayvegas420]

Hawaii or Vancouver and they chose Vancouver?

.. your company sucks. On a side note, the Vancouver Canucks will definitely beat the Calgary Flames tonight

[lonegambler23]

the kids back!!!!

[lonegambler23]

Huh? We are allowed to work of course just not go to a bar or anyone house. 3000 dollar fine.

I work, go home. Work, go home. Boring.

The liberal way. Have to keep the numbers low for the 99.9% survival rate virus.

lmao thats insane. no wonder why nba team isnt even allowed to play there. what a fukked up world

[CanuckG]

No fine in Vancouver BC to go to a bar/restaurant.