Broke gambler recipes

[daneblazer]

feel free to share yours

1 bag jasmine rice
1 can coconut milk
1 can Goya black beans

garnish with green onion

approximate cost: $5-6

feeds several

bonus: mix with chicken broth and/or leftover meat to feed Fido

[veriableodds]

[jjgold]

very nice but not filling

[veriableodds]

[hubie69]

Story Time.

A few years back I was heading out to Jersey. Wife was with me. So we head out, driving, had a few stops we were making along the way, had to stop in Chi, Indy, and a few other places so flying was out of the question.

We come up on a truck stop just outside the Lehigh Valley. The entire place was abuzz about this broke bald dude living at the truck stop. Evidently he would go around and challenge people to pull up contests and if he won he would demand their ketchup packets to make soup. From what we could gather, this is the recipe:

-- A tin can
-- 5-10 Ketchup condiment packets
-- 1 salt/pepper condiment packet
-- 1 parmesan cheese packet

You'd combine the ketchup, salt/pepper, and cheese packets into the tin can, then set it on the warm manifold of a truck. It would make some form of tomato soup. Then the bald dude would disappear, usually mumbling about something called a "Diggity Daggity Doo".

Absolutely wild stories about the Lehigh Valley

[RudyRuetigger]

spaghetti o

[mjsuax13]

1. Dinty Moore Beef Stew
2. Bush’s Pork & Beans
3. Sack of potatoes

[Orbison]

typical gambler food..

Tina's bean & cheese burritos
Tater Tots
Totino's pizza
Canned ravioli
Cheez Its
Dorritos Cool Ranch
Mountain Dew
Little Debbie Swiss Rolls & Creme Pies
Candy

[lonegambler23]

blazer down heavy

[mjsuax13]

typical gambler food..

Tina's bean & cheese burritos
Tater Tots
Totino's pizza
Canned ravioli
Cheez Its
Dorritos Cool Ranch
Mountain Dew
Little Debbie Swiss Rolls & Creme Pies
Candy

My kids love all that. LOL. Hell, I like all that.

[pavyracer]

can of canellini beans
can of tuna
chopped tomato
chopped parsley
chopped red onion
olive oil
lemon juice
salt and pepper

[clockwise1965]

Romin noodles

[Orbison]

My kids love all that. LOL. Hell, I like all that.

yeah gamblers typically eat like kids haha

[mjsuax13]

yeah gamblers typically eat like kids haha

Hahahahaha. That’s true.

[mjsuax13]

Morino loves easy mac

[gauchojake]

War bums using shrimp as blue tooth earpieces.

[daneblazer]

Lb of hamburger
onion
can of baked beans
Can of cream corn
can of diced tomatoes
medium bottle of ketchup
Few dabs 97 cent chili powder

$14 or so.

feeds 4. About $3.50 person

Bonus! Put it over the coconut rice from the night before

[Orbison]

i forgot corn dogs. gamblers love corn dogs

[TheMoneyShot]

$1.00 menu any fast food place

[daneblazer]

one of the big things I learned over my gambling/poker career is that you have to eat well and take care of yourself. Totinos pizzas and dollar tacos aren’t going to get that done. Also get some exercise. Even if it’s walking around the casino for 30 minutes. Too many gamblers look like they’re on deaths doorstep.

[BeatTheJerk]

Dollar Tree steak.

[mjsuax13]

Dollar Tree steak.

LOL! I think that’s a leather belt Jerky. All the same after a bottle of Jack.

[mjsuax13]

one of the big things I learned over my gambling/poker career is that you have to eat well and take care of yourself. Totinos pizzas and dollar tacos aren’t going to get that done. Also get some exercise. Even if it’s walking around the casino for 30 minutes. Too many gamblers look like they’re on deaths doorstep.

I usually pace around the casino after I blow a bunch of rails or hammer 100 Red Bull/Vodka’s. You are correct.

[Orbison]

haha

[BeatTheJerk]

LOL! I think that’s a leather belt Jerky. All the same after a bottle of Jack.

word I think I win for most funniest answer.

[daneblazer]

[pologq]

typical gambler food..

Tina's bean & cheese burritos
Tater Tots
Totino's pizza
Canned ravioli
Cheez Its
Dorritos Cool Ranch
Mountain Dew
Little Debbie Swiss Rolls & Creme Pies
Candy

are you in my kitchen?

only two i am not crazy about are the mountain dew and cheez its. i will replace it with diet pepsi or regular ginger ale.

i will have the rest as comfort food when i feel like pigging out.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

[RudyRuetigger]

what do i eat when broke?


PUSSY

[pologq]

$1.00 menu any fast food place

[pablo222]

Looks delicious
Giving laker a run for his money.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

spaghetti o

Goes great with in meatloaf

[SBR Tony]

Dollar Tree steak.

WTF??

[SBR Tony]

Goes great with in meatloaf

[RudyRuetigger]

Goes great with in meatloaf

I get the kind with meatballs


who knew i had to specify


unreal