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  • deeppckts
    SBR Wise Guy
    • 12-19-12
    • 830

    #1
    Early NFL teasers... tremendous offerings this week
    No way you hit less than 75% on these, in my order of ranking:
    Raiders 8.5
    Eagles -2.5 (if you can find -8.5)
    GB -1
    Falcons 8
    Lions 8.5/9

    Going to be absolutely POUNDING these this weekend.
  • mjsuax13
    Moderator
    • 03-14-15
    • 24984

    #2
    Thanks for sharing.
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    • jjgold
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 07-20-05
      • 388208

      #3
      The kid might be sharp
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      • veriableodds
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 08-22-17
        • 5102

        #4
        kid sharper than thumbtack
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        • RudyRuetigger
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 08-24-10
          • 65107

          #5
          Originally posted by mjsuax13
          Thanks for sharing.
          he is offering wong teaser lines


          what are you thinking?


          he didnt cap those


          the guy is a ghost and an elementary sharp
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          • deeppckts
            SBR Wise Guy
            • 12-19-12
            • 830

            #6
            Originally posted by RudyRuetigger
            he is offering wong teaser lines


            what are you thinking?


            he didnt cap those


            the guy is a ghost and an elementary sharp
            Falcons prob gone soon. You're welcome.
            Yes SHARP teasers but not good every week, secondly Packers is not a WONG and LIONS isn't either.

            If so sharp, why you on 15 minute break from manning the grill at a Denny's??
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            • deeppckts
              SBR Wise Guy
              • 12-19-12
              • 830

              #7
              Falcons GONE

              Thanks for playing
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              • unusialsusp5
                SBR MVP
                • 04-18-10
                • 4199

                #8
                They look like wongs to me but he has 5 teams there. If 75% win he loses 2 depending on if he is playing 2 teamers or using one team twice. That one better not lose or he is in for a bad day. If he pares it down to 4 teams and hits 75% he will lose the juice. Makes no sense.
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                • deeppckts
                  SBR Wise Guy
                  • 12-19-12
                  • 830

                  #9
                  Originally posted by unusialsusp5
                  They look like wongs to me but he has 5 teams there. If 75% win he loses 2 depending on if he is playing 2 teamers or using one team twice. That one better not lose or he is in for a bad day. If he pares it down to 4 teams and hits 75% he will lose the juice. Makes no sense.
                  This is absolutely the DUMBEST post I've read on here possibly EVER...

                  whoever educated or attempted to educate you was a buffoon and you should sue the parties responsible

                  holy fukk the stupidity
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                  • Fishhead
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 08-11-05
                    • 40184

                    #10
                    Originally posted by unusialsusp5
                    They look like wongs to me but he has 5 teams there. If 75% win he loses 2 depending on if he is playing 2 teamers or using one team twice. That one better not lose or he is in for a bad day. If he pares it down to 4 teams and hits 75% he will lose the juice. Makes no sense.
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                    • deeppckts
                      SBR Wise Guy
                      • 12-19-12
                      • 830

                      #11
                      Good start, expecting great finish!!
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                      • unusialsusp5
                        SBR MVP
                        • 04-18-10
                        • 4199

                        #12
                        Originally posted by deeppckts
                        This is absolutely the DUMBEST post I've read on here possibly EVER...

                        whoever educated or attempted to educate you was a buffoon and you should sue the parties responsible

                        holy fukk the stupidity
                        Explain how you infuse 5 teams into teasers then bright boy. How do you win 75% of them with 5 teams exactly. 100 divided by 5 is 20% times 3 is 60% times 4 is 80%. Are you playing a 2 team, 3 team, 4 team or a 5 team teaser.
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                        • unusialsusp5
                          SBR MVP
                          • 04-18-10
                          • 4199

                          #13
                          Originally posted by deeppckts
                          Good start, expecting great finish!!
                          Good start. Who did you tease with Atlanta. The other 4 teams. Please clarify exactly what these teasers are. I'm sorry if I'm stupid. But all you did was throw out 5 teams with your teased down spreads. You didn't link any of them with any others. Did you play 5 open teasers so you can fill them in the future. What exactly did you do. It is impossible to hit 75% with 5 teams or is my math wrong. 75% is 3/4 where i come from.
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                          • deeppckts
                            SBR Wise Guy
                            • 12-19-12
                            • 830

                            #14
                            What if I had only posted one two-team teaser and said both legs were more than 75% to win? How would you figure out if that's a good bet?

                            Why are you trying to fit 75% into discrete numbers like 3/4 or 4/5 or 3/5??

                            It's no different than saying I think Maryland is 55% to cover the spread today (which I do!!!)
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                            • unusialsusp5
                              SBR MVP
                              • 04-18-10
                              • 4199

                              #15
                              Originally posted by deeppckts
                              What if I had only posted one two-team teaser and said both legs were more than 75% to win? How would you figure out if that's a good bet?

                              Why are you trying to fit 75% into discrete numbers like 3/4 or 4/5 or 3/5??

                              It's no different than saying I think Maryland is 55% to cover the spread today (which I do!!!)
                              So you're saying that 75% of the time if you played these they would hit. They are that solid in your opinion. That explains the 75%. I just want to see your teasers grouped as teasers not 5 individual pieces unless you mean to use these 5 as keys with others not yet chosen or named. I don't care about the amounts. They could be 10.00 ones for all I care. I want to see something like this. Atlanta+8 and Detroit +8.5 2 team tease for ? Green Bay -1 Phila - 2.5 2 team tease for ? Las Vegas +8.5 open since you have no one else to tease it with unless you use one of your other's. Did you. which one. That would involve using one team twice like I alluded to. I am not criticizing the teams you picked. They are wongs and make some sense but again what are your teasers exactly.
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                              • deeppckts
                                SBR Wise Guy
                                • 12-19-12
                                • 830

                                #16
                                the legs are all 75% to hit in my opinion

                                of course i used all of the legs in multiple combos with each other

                                im not going to type them all up for you.

                                if i hit 4/5 or more i win, if not i dont
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                                • unusialsusp5
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 04-18-10
                                  • 4199

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by deeppckts
                                  the legs are all 75% to hit in my opinion

                                  of course i used all of the legs in multiple combos with each other

                                  im not going to type them all up for you.

                                  if i hit 4/5 or more i win, if not i dont
                                  Ok, it is starting to make more sense. You left out that ( in my opinion) originally. So I am assuming you have Atlanta alive now (nice pick) with the other 4 teams. If you had said i am boxing all these with each other in 2 team teasers it would have been more understandable. Yes, two losses in the remaining four will be fatal. this is similar but not quite as bad as boxing 3 teams in a bird cage or teasers. One loss and you lose two out of three. Your bet is not sustainable in the long run. I would shudder to add up all the lost teasers if only 2 of 5 win.
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                                  • deeppckts
                                    SBR Wise Guy
                                    • 12-19-12
                                    • 830

                                    #18
                                    Got all games boxed and re-teased in a reverse birdcage pleaser. Clear now?
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                                    • unusialsusp5
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 04-18-10
                                      • 4199

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by deeppckts
                                      Got all games boxed and re-teased in a reverse birdcage pleaser. Clear now?
                                      A pleaser bird cage also. Those will definitely go south. Somehow I believe you don't have the gonads to do that. total fabrication.
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                                      • deeppckts
                                        SBR Wise Guy
                                        • 12-19-12
                                        • 830

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by deeppckts
                                        What if I had only posted one two-team teaser and said both legs were more than 75% to win? How would you figure out if that's a good bet?

                                        Why are you trying to fit 75% into discrete numbers like 3/4 or 4/5 or 3/5??

                                        It's no different than saying I think Maryland is 55% to cover the spread today (which I do!!!)
                                        Did you guys get Maryland +21?? now GONE!
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                                        • Fishhead
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 08-11-05
                                          • 40184

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by deeppckts
                                          Did you guys get Maryland +21?? now GONE!
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                                          • deeppckts
                                            SBR Wise Guy
                                            • 12-19-12
                                            • 830

                                            #22
                                            Brock Landers shocked the line moved down.... wonders why...

                                            Good question, after all Minnesota is the better team right??
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                                            • deeppckts
                                              SBR Wise Guy
                                              • 12-19-12
                                              • 830

                                              #23
                                              Maryland outright winner, wow! Although can't take credit for much, BROCK did all the work!!
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                                              • ThaTopMoron
                                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                • 04-30-10
                                                • 27023

                                                #24
                                                lions win outright if Kelly (C) can't go for Colts
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                                                • jjgold
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 07-20-05
                                                  • 388208

                                                  #25
                                                  Anyone playing this kids teasers????
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                                                  • super mario 48
                                                    SBR Wise Guy
                                                    • 10-01-20
                                                    • 831

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by jjgold
                                                    anyone playing this kids teasers????
                                                    he sounds like he knows something

                                                    you disagree jjgold?
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                                                    • deeppckts
                                                      SBR Wise Guy
                                                      • 12-19-12
                                                      • 830

                                                      #27
                                                      Need Eagles to even come close to breaking even. BURIED!!!!
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                                                      • cincinnatikid513
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 11-23-17
                                                        • 45365

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by jjgold
                                                        Anyone playing this kids losers????
                                                        nope
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                                                        • lonegambler23
                                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                                          • 06-22-16
                                                          • 9764

                                                          #29
                                                          teasers lol kids a rookie in betting. grab your tiny balls and bet like a man.
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                                                          • pimike
                                                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                            • 03-23-08
                                                            • 37139

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by deeppckts
                                                            Need Eagles to even come close to breaking even. BURIED!!!!



                                                            Teasers...

                                                            Lol

                                                            Sharp my as/..../ss
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                                                            • maggiethebestdog
                                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                                              • 12-21-13
                                                              • 6700

                                                              #31
                                                              What a clown this loser is

                                                              Fricken hilarious
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                                                              • RudyRuetigger
                                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                                • 08-24-10
                                                                • 65107

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by maggiethebestdog
                                                                What a clown this loser is

                                                                Fricken hilarious
                                                                i already said that
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                                                                • pavyracer
                                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                                  • 04-12-07
                                                                  • 82666

                                                                  #33
                                                                  No one ever cashed out by betting teasers.
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                                                                  • KnuckleHeadz
                                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                    • 12-11-19
                                                                    • 8212

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by pimike



                                                                    Teasers...

                                                                    Lol

                                                                    Sharp my as/..../ss
                                                                    4 TM SP TEASER (10BK-13FB) TIES LOSE
                                                                    [255] NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS +17½-110 (B+13)
                                                                    [257] TOTAL o38-110 (B+13)
                                                                    (TENNESSEE TITANS vrs CINCINNATI BENGALS)
                                                                    [259] LAS VEGAS RAIDERS +15½-110 (B+13)
                                                                    [269] TOTAL o40½-110 (B+13)
                                                                    (SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS vrs SEATTLE SEAHAWKS)
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                                                                    • pologq
                                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                                      • 10-07-12
                                                                      • 19899

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by pavyracer
                                                                      No one ever cashed out by betting teasers.
                                                                      very hard to make consistent money on teasers
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