Top Ten List That You’re Not Loser

[Seaweed]

1. Shower once a day
2. You own 2 suits
3. You don’t care about other people’s opinions
4. You drink
5. Your rooster is over 8 inches
6. You don’t frequent starbucks
7. You take a mask off outside
8. You hold your wifes hand in public
9. You get up before 7am
10. You celebrate Christmas

[ELNATURAL]

I hit 8 out of 10

I feel good thanks

[JIBBBY]

Real man list -

1) Don't care what people think
2) Voting for Trump
3) Cut your own grass and lawn
4) Drives a muscle car
5) BBQ's on weekends and drinks
6) Lifts weights daily
7) Has an income and or work
8) Not afraid of eye contact and has a firm hand shake with other men
9) Eats meat
10) Owns a gun

[MinnesotaFats]

1) you get pussy

End of list

[adila1401]

1) you get pussy

End of list

[daneblazer]

8/10. I like a good red eye

[JIBBBY]

1) you get pussy

End of list

What if she's fat and looks like this? Does it still count? ..