Here is how to introduce your woman to your gambling hobby/problem/addiction

**biggie12** · 10-16-20, 07:04 PM

how long did it take you to come up with this story pro bettor with more time on in hands then a watch

**gauchojake** · 10-16-20, 07:06 PM

A key phrase to remember is "I was like this when you met me. You knew what you were getting into".

**TheMetsSuck** · 10-16-20, 07:14 PM

Introduce after a huge parlay win and buy her something nice

**rm18** · 10-16-20, 07:21 PM

Just tell her everything is gambling going to work like taking 48 pt ML fav.

**Housemoney** · 10-16-20, 07:23 PM

I quit gambling. This is entertainment for me, as long as she provides that I'm good.

**BeatTheJerk** · 10-16-20, 07:24 PM

I’ll tell a bitch straight up from day 1, if it turns her off then “this shit won’t work”. F u c k playing all these games we grown ass fuckin’ adults. Time is almost as bad as wasting money. I will say to camouflage my unique way of making money, that I also trade cryptocurrency which I do anyway from time to time, so it’s not a bullshit line anyway, it’s just not my primary income.

**deeppckts** · 10-16-20, 07:32 PM

Originally posted by biggie12

how long did it take you to come up with this story pro bettor with more time on in hands then a watch

Given your lack of punctuation and ability to spell, I am guessing you're posting from a 2012 Android with a broken screen in the break room of an inner city KFC.

**Buckandadime** · 10-16-20, 07:33 PM

Originally posted by BeatTheJerk

I’ll tell a bitch straight up from day 1, if it turns her off then “this shit won’t work”. F u c k playing all these games we grown ass fuckin’ adults. Time is almost as bad as wasting money. I will say to camouflage my unique way of making money, that I also trade cryptocurrency which I do anyway from time to time, so it’s not a bullshit line anyway, it’s just not my primary income.

Right?
Why go through all the the theatrics?
Tell her you were looking for a piece of ass when you found her..

**jjgold** · 10-16-20, 07:35 PM

Pockets how does it feel to collect welfare checks from Cali?

Lol you have never been laid

Go get a hooker kid and leave gambling to the pros here

**deeppckts** · 10-16-20, 07:36 PM

If you tell her about it up front, think about what kind of woman would accept it from day one? If she's cool with it, it MUST be she has her OWN issues and she's hoping because of your addiction you'll have to accept hers.

You're seriously limiting yourself to the lowest women on the market. Beat the jerk I bet has been through dozens of banged up women.

**BeatTheJerk** · 10-16-20, 07:38 PM

Originally posted by deeppckts

If you tell her about it up front, think about what kind of woman would accept it from day one? If she's cool with it, it MUST be she has her OWN issues and she's hoping because of your addiction you'll have to accept hers.

You're seriously limiting yourself to the lowest women on the market. Beat the jerk I bet has been through dozens of banged up women.

My current main girlfriend is an occupational therapist and makes nearly 6 figures a year.

**deeppckts** · 10-16-20, 07:39 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Pockets how does it feel to collect welfare checks from Cali?

Lol you have never been laid

Go get a hooker kid and leave gambling to the pros here

Hookers massively -EV. They always have this coked up attitude to them. Like jittery and always a hyena laugh. Major turn off. Pass.

**BeatTheJerk** · 10-16-20, 07:40 PM

I’m not a fuckin’ degenerate. I take this shit very seriously like a legitimate business. The best thing I got going for me in this industry is I lose my money slow, and when I’m streaking I bet more and I win it fast. That combination of betting has allowed me to stay afloat.

**deeppckts** · 10-16-20, 07:42 PM

Originally posted by BeatTheJerk

I’m not a fuckin’ degenerate. I take this shit very seriously like a legitimate business. The best thing I got going for me in this industry is I lose my money slow, and when I’m streaking I bet more and I want it fast. That combination of betting has allowed me to stay afloat.

"I'm not a degenerate, then follows up with something only a degenerate would say.

If so why don't you just bet a LOT more when you're streaking and make a million a year?? Oh boy your woman has no idea what she's gotten herself into. How long til you size up her brother for a bailout??

**jtoler** · 10-16-20, 07:42 PM

Originally posted by deeppckts

If you tell her about it up front, think about what kind of woman would accept it from day one? If she's cool with it, it MUST be she has her OWN issues and she's hoping because of your addiction you'll have to accept hers.

You're seriously limiting yourself to the lowest women on the market. Beat the jerk I bet has been through dozens of banged up women.

what kind of woman would accept hearing you trade stocks for a living, arnt both gambling?

**BeatTheJerk** · 10-16-20, 07:42 PM

Sometimes I bet 10 times the entire month, I am not here for action. I am here to be in the plus figures at the end of the month, and no that doesn’t happen every month of course.

**RudyRuetigger** · 10-16-20, 07:43 PM

I said this guy was a ghost

Pretty clear I was right

**deeppckts** · 10-16-20, 07:44 PM

Originally posted by jtoler

what kind of woman would accept hearing you trade stocks for a living, arnt both gambling?

Stock market is +EV even throwing darts. Sports is not.

**BeatTheJerk** · 10-16-20, 07:45 PM

Originally posted by deeppckts

"I'm not a degenerate, then follows up with something only a degenerate would say.

If so why don't you just bet a LOT more when you're streaking and make a million a year?? Oh boy your woman has no idea what she's gotten herself into. How long til you size up her brother for a bailout??

I don’t have enough money to reach nearly $1 million dollars my bankroll is 30 K and I make a small living at this. I am not bragging about a motherphuckin’ thing here. It beats waking up every morning and listening to some asshole tell me what to do for eight hours.

**deeppckts** · 10-16-20, 07:45 PM

Rudy, Don Corleone of the High Posts Mafia!

**ronald** · 10-16-20, 07:45 PM

We need input from someone who has lived this.

Where has BROCK LANDERS been lately??????

**jtoler** · 10-16-20, 07:50 PM

Originally posted by deeppckts

Stock market is +EV even throwing darts. Sports is not.

wow ok

**BeatTheJerk** · 10-16-20, 07:56 PM

For most of my life I’ve worked as a electrician, but my lower back has given me chronic pain with multiple herniated disc’s and I also have DDD. So knowing that I can’t really do that as a profession anymore without tolerating a good amount of pain, helps me stay in control of my wagering, hence losing it slow. I gotta say though parlay winnings have saved my ass, so maybe I’m just lucky lol.

**jtoler** · 10-16-20, 08:02 PM

good luck jerk everyone would love to be able to enough to say they only gamble and that’s it

**BeatTheJerk** · 10-16-20, 08:05 PM

Originally posted by jtoler

good luck jerk everyone would love to be able to enough to say they only gamble and that’s it

Thanks pal I will definitely need it to stay in this game for the long haul.

**biggie12** · 10-16-20, 08:09 PM

Originally posted by deeppckts

Given your lack of punctuation and ability to spell, I am guessing you're posting from a 2012 Android with a broken screen in the break room of an inner city KFC.

I bet I've made more money in a night then u will make in a lifetime. Punctuate that.

in fact I probably made more money 3 weeks ago in a day then u make a year on ur government handouts

and your guess is wrong im inside of my 2700 sq ft house posting from a broken Samsung S10

**deeppckts** · 10-16-20, 08:13 PM

Originally posted by biggie12

I bet I've made more money in a night then u will make in a lifetime. Punctuate that.

in fact I probably made more money 3 weeks ago in a day then u make a year on ur government handouts

and your guess is wrong im inside of my 2700 sq ft house posting from a broken Samsung S10

I made $750k gambling last year but looks like you Indecent Proposal'd your wife so I guess you win by $250k

**Housemoney** · 10-16-20, 08:14 PM

Originally posted by jtoler

wow ok

My Etrade account has way more in it than my bookie.

**biggie12** · 10-16-20, 08:16 PM

Originally posted by deeppckts

I made $750k gambling last year but looks like you Indecent Proposal'd your wife so I guess you win by $250k

750k LOL okay I'm done in here the nonsense is too much

**Chi_archie** · 10-16-20, 08:17 PM

Brock Landers can add on a few pages of more steps where yours left off

you only scratched the surface

**jjgold** · 10-16-20, 08:24 PM

Biggie you were onto this guy right from the beginning , your a street guy does he know you bet 10k on tennis matches
For the hell of it?

Originally posted by biggie12

I bet I've made more money in a night then u will make in a lifetime. Punctuate that.

in fact I probably made more money 3 weeks ago in a day then u make a year on ur government handouts

and your guess is wrong im inside of my 2700 sq ft house posting from a broken Samsung S10