If you could be great at 1 thing what would it be?

jjgold · 08-26-20, 08:58 AM

Getting laid by far

Sucks being bald and ugly

gauchojake · 08-26-20, 09:00 AM

Math

johnnyvegas13 · 08-26-20, 09:06 AM

Athletic ability only lasts so long ...

Otters27 · 08-26-20, 09:09 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

Getting laid by far

Sucks being bald and ugly

Knew for sure that's what you were gonna say.

DrunkHorseplayer · 08-26-20, 09:43 AM

Uhh...sports betting.

ELNATURAL · 08-26-20, 09:47 AM

Cooking and if not possible

Carpenter skills

JIBBBY · 08-26-20, 09:55 AM

Trolling all the liberal idiots on SBR without getting banned

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MinnesotaFats · 08-26-20, 09:57 AM

I would love to have phenomenal pussy eating skills. Like 'worldly' skills....so much that girls would call up begging for it.

You know these girls talk, wouldn't be unheard of to lay every chick in a group of friends.

Just think, youd be able to find a sugar momma for sure. Spend your days capping games and posting on SBR. Get your action in, sweat out a few bets...then your phone would start beeping w horny chicks begging you to leave your door open for them.

Youd get your pick too so you wouldn't even need to reply right away to the text, you could wait like 15 to 20 minutes and pick the thinner of the two or three chicks that text.

Wouldn't have to spit any game either, could be aloof and ridiculous but you'd get unlimited pussy because you have what the girls call a 'twisty' which is slang for a tornado of a tongue. That's the only skill I would want improved, I'm pretty good now but usually only get texts from older ladies...

jjgold · 08-26-20, 10:14 AM

lol Minny

seaborneq · 08-26-20, 10:38 AM

Making money hand over fist.

Jayvegas420 · 08-26-20, 11:05 AM

Lately I'm just focussed on being the best jvegas I can be

KVB · 08-26-20, 11:07 AM

LMAO Minny you're not in junior high pal.

You want to get good at eating pussy, then eat more pussy.

Just remember, when your mouth is full keep those ears open, you'll get good in no time.

As it used to say on the In N Out straw wrappers...

"Life is uncertain, eat out more often."

cincinnatikid513 · 08-26-20, 11:07 AM

being healthy

dlowilly · 08-26-20, 11:10 AM

Being great at things

KVB · 08-26-20, 11:13 AM

Let's face it guys, just eat better pussy and everything else will fall in line.

KVB · 08-26-20, 11:14 AM

When Kobe said "do the small things right" he was talking about flicking the clit with your tongue.

Obviously.

juicername · 08-26-20, 11:15 AM

Power posting on sports betting forums.

pavyracer · 08-26-20, 11:16 AM

Reading minds.

veriableodds · 08-26-20, 11:16 AM

checking out the local fattyies. They seem to hover around donut shops

stevek173 · 08-26-20, 11:30 AM

Analingus

The General · 08-26-20, 11:50 AM

Reading minds

gauchojake · 08-26-20, 12:18 PM

actually quantum physics but you need math for that

meditation a strong second

KVB · 08-26-20, 12:21 PM

Eat better pussy and the quantum physics will come easy.

It's well known that nobody eats better pussy than the world's leading quantum physicists.

Right???

Otters27 · 08-26-20, 12:22 PM

Originally posted by gauchojake

actually quantum physics but you need math for that

meditation a strong second

Quantum physics is the best

nocturnal012 · 08-26-20, 12:51 PM

Betting.

INVEGA MAN · 08-26-20, 12:54 PM

The only thing I know is eating the pussy is the thing to do. I fell in love with this beautiful nurse many years ago and she knew it but had a boyfriend. Then he came into work to eat lunch with us. He was a 120 pound JJ. ugly!! and I just shook my head. When he left I said im making my move with her. she said no way because he is the only man to satisfy me by eating me out. Since that day thats all i do now. What I remember most about her was when he came to pick her up to go to lunch, I ask where are you going out to eat and she would say we got a hidden spot and the only thing we need is a blanket.

pologq · 08-26-20, 01:10 PM

Originally posted by INVEGA MAN

The only thing I know is eating the pussy is the thing to do. I fell in love with this beautiful nurse many years ago and she knew it but had a boyfriend. Then he came into work to eat lunch with us. He was a 120 pound JJ. ugly!! and I just shook my head. When he left I said im making my move with her. she said no way because he is the only man to satisfy me by eating me out. Since that day thats all i do now. What I remember most about her was when he came to pick her up to go to lunch, I ask where are you going out to eat and she would say we got a hidden spot and the only thing we need is a blanket.

lucky guy he was

pologq · 08-26-20, 01:10 PM

i wish i was better at making more money to live more comfortably